Ferris Bueller's Day Off gifs

MRW my mom says I can stay in bed all day and not go to school, but I have to change my facial expression every .5 seconds

MRW when my wife tells me 10 times to go to the store on the way home and I still forget

MRW I'm a casting director for porn, and am going through acting portfolios

MRW the Jazz Army has an unsuccessful coup, but wont go down without a fight

MRW I see pressers posting in /r/thebutton days after they shot their wad