Spfeel
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not like this!
hurry up and land, so i can beat the fuck out of you.
so this is how we lose.
Indelible93
Cheers lav, the cavalries queer
Qimosabe
Wish i had a computer that can handle Overwatch. :/
OriginalUsername133
I bought this game but I'm really bad at it because my PC can barely run it at 30fps.
Sinth0ras
#10 but does he want sparkling or still sake?
BigAZNMan
It supposed to say "distilled". Still water is either a city in Saints Row or sewer-trash swamp water.
Gleeth
Ace5528
Snicker4
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
That first one is so fucking true. Competitive, i always get focused by the pharah that no one wants to kill. Eventually, she ulys and kills
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Only me. My team wioes since i cant heal and someone says "dont focus pharah shes garbage." I have yet to quit a match but my patience is
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Tested constantly.
Novaglitch66
YEET
Paladinsabre
Every time I see an Orange
thelaaaaaw
#11 saw that on another game that team killing is possible. Some guy took him out at the beginning of the match. "Worth being suspended"
NorthernHurricane7
ThePurpleMacaw
as a D.V.A. main #3 is wrong that pistol hits like a truck and you are more powerful outside your suit; you just have less mobility & HP
Tzazi
@spfeel As a Pharah main I'm usually in the air so long I can just shift as soon as I land. U ain't touching shit.
Spfeel
then I'll evolve and fly to you
Aymbaut
tfw when both your abilities and your passive are dedicated to you never touching the ground
ExperimentKraj
Pharah just does not touch the ground anymore. It's ridiculous.
IfIHadAQuarterForEveryUsedUsername
#2 can we talk about the fact that it took me five fucking minutes to get that
KittensGivePaarthurnaxGas
Took me three. As usual. >__>
CaptainWeeaboo
Hippity hoppity get off mah property
renardlenard
I got a play of the game by pushung people off cliffs as lucio it was amazing
Alsenoth
As someone who plays D.Va as my primary attacker (Lucío being my main), if you're out of your mech and afraid, you have no idea what...
Alsenoth
...you're doing. That's when she's at her most dangerous. Her gun is soooooo good. I stay out of my mech as long as possible.
Lichelf
You also have almost no health and no abilities. So she's only dangerous at a distance.
StarmanUltra
It's really bad news if you're behind enemy lines and out of your mech. If you're escaping and get knocked out, you're probably alright.
Bezaid
You're not wrong; I don't have any idea what I'm doing when I play D.Va, so I usually stick with Zenyatta (though I rarely play lately)
whatspaulplayingtoday
Just enjoy the joke, man...
ExperimentKraj
Why don't you play Tracer, then...? She's baby D.Va but faster and hits harder.
RobK636
New D.Va nerf sucks.
LordNoodles
She's worse but I'm still pulling 4 golds
thetain
Road hog having a normal hook is a bummer too. I liked pulling people through walls...
Teonis
and time and space
ExperimentKraj
Before the nerf, a D.Va with a pocket Mercy was more or less unkillable without a character that ignores D.Va's defense field.
ExperimentKraj
(And even then, you have to chase a Mercy, which is not easy for a Zarya or Reinhardt.)
Matty4Dayz0
How the hell do you heal as Genji and manage gold whilst you're at it?
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
idk but end game stats used to be reaaaal buggy, one time a Reaper had a card at the end saying he had 117% Kill participation.
Matty4Dayz0
I managed 150 as Pharah
Teonis
he's just that edgy
UDBV
That was because if you had near 100% destroying things like turrets, mines, traps, etc. would push you over.
Millillion
I hit ~150% as Mercy in a bot game once.
PatrioticLibertyPrime
You can reflect Ana's healing grenades and bullets
CityYeti
Pharya
You can also reflect Soldier's biotic field.
Drucifer1988
no way
MichARR
yes way
RileyLuv
You have to deflect it before it hits the ground, but it is possible
Drucifer1988
thats so wild! never seen that
cokain
TIL You can reflect Mei and Zaria's ult too. I have to try this. If this is true it's fricking awesome
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Also Hanzo's ult, but only if you're standing right in front of him and reflect the normal arrow that shortly turns into the dragons.
cafewombat
I did this once as the game ended. cri every tim
iSoulend
it's absolutely true. it also can be intercepted by D.Va's matrix, which happened way too much times to my dumb self
LordNoodles
As a DVA, yeah I love eating those, Pharah, Roadhog, Soldier ultimate.
ExperimentKraj
As a Zarya main, I always have to get the D.Va out of mech before I ult. D.Va's field eats Graviton and is MOSTLY INVISIBLE.
StarmanUltra
Not to mention that even if you DO use your ult and get D.va in it, she can block most of your damage anyway.
infernopg
reflect ana's biotic grenade or soldiers heal grenade. Second actually gives more healing if your team sticks around in it.
wobbu
therre's no way you can reflect soldier's?
Kamasu0Tra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_jKhIBivZA
mechanicalchaos
Genji can reflect anything projected, I believe.
Thein1
Even things that aren't projectiles. Widows bullets are hitscan.
infernopg
yep, there is. You just need to stand close enough when he uses it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_jKhIBivZA
wobbu
hahahah wtf WHY THOUGH
infernopg
technically speaking it's treated as a projectile by the game mechanics.
KakunaRattata
Health packs count as healing I believe
ExperimentKraj
Health packs only count if you're playing Sombra and people are using your hacked health packs (which also charges your ult).
ExperimentKraj
Incorrect. Am always 0 healing as Zarya.
iSoulend
nope
BigSweetPP
Incorrect, healing is only when you provide healing to anything but yourself.
Earan
That's not right either since Roadhog and Reaper can get healer medals (and frequently do in solo heal QP)
Earan
That's not right either since Roadhog and Reaper can get healer medals (and frequently do in solo queue QP)
Earan
That's not right either since Roadhog and Reaper can get healer medals (and frequently do in solo queue QP)
Earan
That's not right either since Roadhog and Reaper can get healer medals (and frequently do in solo heal QP)
ExperimentKraj
No, self-healing with any character ability (Roadhog, Reaper, Mei) counts. Actually am not sure about hacked health packs.
ExperimentKraj
Turns out hacked health packs do count toward Sombra's healing.
BigSweetPP
Incorrect, healing is only when you provide healing to anything but yourself.
xSquirrelly
The drop rate on the Chinese New Year items from the chests feels incredibly lower than previous holidays.
LordNoodles
12 boxes. 1 skin. And it's not legendary.
nerdthoughts
idk, I got 2 leggies in my first 5 boxes.
EmperorKuzco
My roommate and I got so upset about that with the winter lootboxes that we quit playing. Guess that hasn't changed.
Adthay
wow you got so upset by the drop rate of free cosmetics you stopped playing a game you enjoyed?
EmperorKuzco
Hows the weather up there on your high horse bud?
Adthay
I'm not saying it's morally inferior just stupid, you're hurting only yourself, I'm confounded
brandsilven
Not to me. It was this bad for me during Winter Wonderland... :(
HitlersArtCritic
And i feel like the specific items are very expensive too.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
They're the same price they've been since Halloween.
darkhex
In all seriousness. Overwatch's CTF is the most unbalanced CTF ive ever played. I know it's not taken seriously but my god it's bad.
ExperimentKraj
There's a reason it's a for-fun special event brawl and not a core game mode.
Earan
Over four games I never saw a team with a Symmetra concede a single point
kayakj
People have gotten better at expecting the turrets and removing them
LordNoodles
Should be no-tanks allowed. I say this as I play a tank.
StarmanUltra
It should be "no Symmetra or Torbjorn allowed" You can cap one flag then turtle your way to victory.
LordNoodles
I mean I dva bombed, my friend soldiered the rest and then after getting my mech back I intercepted shots and he ran away sprinting
StarmanUltra
I greatly prefer that to all 6 of them sitting on their flag with turrets, snipers, Bastions, and shield generators.
LucioCorreiaDosSantos
#1 is too real
TheDudeFromTheThing
Havent seen any of these before. +1
kibateo
Some of them seem pretty fresh, I know the rooster event ones are pretty new
Spfeel
minimeme
http://i62.tinypic.com/2r7ro1x.gif
SilverSound
+1 for InsideGa-I-mean-Funhaus
soulscythe
I've seen about 80% of them before, but I go through every overwatch dump I see, so I'm just impressed there was anything new to me at all.
Paladinsabre
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/78NYpK1
MasterThief
[0] *Whistles robotically*
MrtheOffender
A new feature length animated movie, Starring R2D2 as Bastion and Gilbert Godfrey as Ganemyde
ToxicIMGUR
#2 needs to be explained to me... my mind knows it is suppose to be dirty... but I don´t get it...
Brix83
She's uncertain about the phallic banana but interested in the orange that vaguely resembles a vagina. A nod at her being a lesbian.
ChrisBurgos1200
Because Blizzard confirmed that she bi so everyone lost their shit, it was quite funny actually.
GodLikeButHumble
Bi? How so?
ToxicIMGUR
Oooh, haha... thanks.
Zombeavers
She's not bi, she's a lesbian
BigAZNMan
How do you know she isn't bi?
v3rmilion
But muh waifu q.q
ChrisBurgos1200
Shit you're right my bad
SonicTheEdgehogg
damn that seasonal event one is too true
mthrndr01
It's too soon, my credit supply hasn't recovered :***(
LordNoodles
I opened twelve boxes and got shit. One skin. Non legendary.
mthrndr01
I've opened like...four, nothing so far but I'm hopeful my luck from Christmas will be maintained.
mthrndr01
Luckily there's nothing I really, really want from this one. I like the frankly gross roadhog skin, though.
ElectronicEnggWhoIsBetterThanYou
I lost 10 games in 2days. Down 200. And the bloody lunar event. give me my rein skin Blizzard!!!!
infernopg
i lost a 400 points in a day in soloqueue and now dropped another 500 due to inactivity, so down to 3k. feelsbadman
ElectronicEnggWhoIsBetterThanYou
Damn. 3k?? M at 2k right now. Well theirs always the next comp season.
infernopg
yeah i was 100 under grandmaster but MM at that rating is a lottery with cheaters and trolls. Yeah, will wait for next season to play again
ExperimentKraj
Us golds trying to get plat feel really sorry for you. :-|
infernopg
I used to play a LOT when i was younger, skill carries over in most action FPS. You'll get better with time m8
ExperimentKraj
Oh, I know that, but hearing someone say it feels bad to tank DOWN to a score 200 more than my S2 high does rankle a bit.
infernopg
well look at it that way, you would feel bad if you dropped 900 points too and i was above top 2% in every season, so this is my lowest.
Hornet65
When I lose my mech, I keep fighting. Gremlin Dva is awesome.
BurritoTBaggins
+1 for Gremlin. Bahaha
threepwood007
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pewpew pewpew
adam1111
Dva Dva, haaappy *cha na cha cha*
BigDaddysMeatWagon
The trick is to eject out TOWARD your enemy, they expect you to run in fear. Show them they should fear you.
WillSomeoneGiveMeAKnifePlease
Whenever i lose my mech, I'm actually more effective.
MOTHERFUCKINGTOASTERS
My goal is to get a naked dva potg.
thetain
I also say gremlin D. Va. It just makes me laugh every time.
BurritoTBaggins
I either call her "Baby Dva" or "Zero Suit Dva"
acme64
My friend screams TINY DVA into the Mic. Never gets old
SatansAccountant
I call her Zero Suit D.Va too! Never heard anyone else call her that before
ExperimentKraj
I used to say "D.Va on foot" and then I heard "Baby D.Va" once and it's all I use now. So perfect.
Degbis
Lol we call her "Baby Legs Diva" from Rick and Morty
LinYonEn
fetus dva :)
Degbis
Lol we call her "Baby Legs Diva" from Rick and Morty
kurtist04
I like Zero Suit DvA
Teonis
I hate the term Zero Suit D.Va, and I always liked the Chozo armor better than Zero Suit Samus
Rips4w
I relish being taken out of my mech. That pistol is very powerful with consistent headshots.
FatThor89
Hell yeah! She's quick and deadly
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
It's absolutely disgusting when laying into a roadhog
FartWafflez
It does a surprising amount of damage.
RandomImgurian
mercy- I mean d.va main btw
RozyShaman
#Mercymainbtw
Zaranthan
You're just a Widow/Sombra with less health, less ammo, and no abilities. It's the change of pace that makes it satisfying.
acme64
So, nothing like widow/sombra then
Zaranthan
It's the closest match for weapon dps. You don't play like Widow or Sombra, but you DO shoot like them.
acme64
They both have high firing rate weapons
filbertt
Nah, widow and sombra are hitscan and the bullets spread. Small D.Va's gun is just like mercy's but a bit more powerful
Hornet65
Tell me, have you seen many people rapidly clicking to fire her pistol instead of holding fire down? I see it a lot and it bothers me.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
I click fire far more accurately, and at about the same speed
Hornet65
It actually fires slower if you click spam vs just holding it down.
acme64
Uh, I play online. I can't see anybody
Hornet65
You can tell if someone's clicking really fast vs holding down fire because her pistol will fire slower if you click spam.
acme64
sounds backwards, is it not semi auto?
GuardsmanMiku
i dont care if holding down works, if its fire rate is too slow I am going to spam like its a semi
Hornet65
It fires slower if you spam vs just holding it down.
GuardsmanMiku
This is new valuable information, however I doubt i will do things any diferently XD