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SLENDERMANN
and then shoot them?
Jkboop
I remember a squirrel climbing up my door to ask for peanut butter sandwiches when I was younger... they'd take it right from my hand.
djulie
awww no dead squirrel comment
nolycanoly
You should leave the house sometimes.
SaraShenanigans
Something something dicks and squirrels something.
PoptartsAndTacoBell
The next day:: http://media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com/upload/106397609916941196_OAIRniY0_b.jpg
promitchuous
MY BRAND!
theoxfordcomma
Now I know what I'm doing this weekend!!
WhiteFuryM
This is awesome!
fredhoffman1968
kinda werdin me out
wizard6288
Plot Twist: The Squirrel is actually dead.
tyrannomantis
I won an award for these photos. Not a single person knew the squirrels were DEAD...
pennylane73
doing this. today.
icearroww7
Do you want ants?! Cause that's how you get ants!
juggernine
I like to imagine that this squirrel is singing an opera
marianaeatscake
best. idea. EVER.
fudgesicle
Well I know what I (and my dogs) are doing tomorrow.
thebumofthebread
I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRREL TONGUES WERE SO AWW
JamaicanBeerCanBacon
Durrrrr durrrrrr
Armyofsquirrels
I approve this message...
vorduul
Day 2: Testicles.
irsh748
I bet this is the dead squirrel from that other post...
tardusmaximus
Plot Twist: squirrel is OP! They want our peanut buttahhhh!
bentwrenches
*Peanutbuddha.
tardusmaximus
Not pullin the reference, but I appreciate the enthusiasm, +1
fantasticaz
a squirrel would come up to the window in my college dorm and I would feed it goldfish through a hole in the screen
Strawberryduck
How many goldfish did you have? ^_~
sqr5019
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
HPnerd
This was my senior quote in high school, true story
aaaaaaaaaaaanditsgone
What the devil is a snozzberry?
CharlesMansonHitler
I'm a trifle deaf in my left ear. Next time, speak up!
PsychedChicken
I drew what I thought one would like .... It looked like a Cherry fucked a snozzberry... Then got them tattood on me o.o
swisskisser
LMFAO! Willy Wonka has a Lil secret.
SashaCrey
Yeah sure, on windows...
tardusmaximus
Squirrel Felatio.
Didyouevertrytohugtheskybehindyourhead
This would be an awesome name for a rock band.
Aryn240
You, sir/madam, need all the upvotes. Have mine.
tardusmaximus
ExistentialEchidna
Suddenly,
IDontKnowWhatYoureTalkingAbout
...Great, now there's just frozen peanut butter on my window.
coenearts
Is there a squirrel with its tongue stuck to your window too?
eforexcitebike
This was the funniest thing I have read all night.
h0ney227
thats sad
eforexcitebike
Your username is sad.
rhaxma
For even funnier results, use a dog or child.
ShamrockFury
Will they lick it off anything?...
Iamnotverygoodatpickingoutusernames
for science, of course.
DirtyMike69
Never seen a squirrel pass up nuts...
orangeapplerottenflower
O you ;)
babababirdbirdbird
TheOtherOncomingStorm
Oh god, I've been laughing at this for a solid 30 seconds now
jadedimgurian
Two kinds of people
inrestorg
normal folk then.... WHITE FOLKS!
jadedimgurian
whoah. hey there time traveller.
inrestorg
What a weird response. You're a weird fucker. Let me guess, white fucker?
jadedimgurian
I only fuck the brown
ortund
You want to know... for reasons?
Aksuuuh
I know what you're thinking, don't do it!
crimsond
http://imgur.com/rnf2K
ShamrockFury
If you yell "For Science!", you can pretty much do anything and get away with it.
crimsond
That's what I keep trying to explain to the judge.
PazuzuFromThatFuturama
I need to know... For reasons...
wronggengirl
ewww
AnarchistAbe
Don't. They'll bite your nuts.
blumpkinfarmer
You and dishonestAbe should hang out
AnarchistAbe
NO! I've explained this before. Abe(s) are like Highlander...there can only be one. And I must kill the others to gain their powers.
mghtymax
You can try....
?1
ShamrockFury
Challenge Accepted.
ThisIsForTheSwarm
Pics or it didn't happen
zeoneo1992
if you do this you deserve to be taken out of the gene pool
eggwig
Sometimes, I think our gene pool needs more lifeguards.