Oct 31, 2022 1:17 AM
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Feeding time at an eel farm
HelloFellowCello
what do you do with an eel farm
ohnophile
Put your...
rustythecyborg
When you drop in the lake and out come 50 snakes that's a Moray
Heketon
When your horse chews dried grass and then begs for more, alas, that's some more hay.
spooktree
breakfast served all day
willpostanything
Im sorry Ms.Jackson..
Kompromatic
I think we're gonna need a bigger hovercraft
JabesMcJabesface
@op assuming they do not cause you to drown, would those actually be dangerous to humans?
lostinamapfactory
I would've gone with "Nightmare Fuel"
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
Nice hovercraft.
ostater
NergalJester
At least I'll know why when this pops up in my nightmares.
jankeydadondc
Til eels like wet fudge
MinBlick
Once you realize they do, it seems silly that we ever thought that they didn't.
polopolomarkopolopolo
Bluntcid
goa'uld symbiotes
darthstormer
Princess Bride prepared me for a lot more shrieking.
celestedrake
https://youtu.be/WkRjBcnj4T8
bastarddad
These are freshwater eels. Shrieking eels are salt water.
Gestalt7
It's the real deal. They're naturally quiet. They always grow louder when they are about to feed on human flesh.
myproudburner
Anybody want a peanut?
MeAndJulio
You have quite a talent for rhyme.
jefw1f
UserNameCorrupted
The most disturbing thing about this video is the angle it was filmed in. I feel like it's upside down.
californiacooldude
I know, right, I thought they were going to fall out onto me?
k32000
nosimpleway
LogicDude
HelloMax
Ya that filming style is brutal..
keystotheairlock
It's when I realized the person wasn't wearing gloves that I had to get out of here.
ZeMadDok
This is very inefficient, 4 ports spread equally over the whole area would feed more, quicker, without making this huge mess.
BrockEffingSamson
I feel like some safety railing might be in order.
HardOnStrokeFoundation
What are they dumping in there?
mmontour
Eel chow
Styreta
worcestershire sauce
sevenpillarsofwisdom
Re-re-refried beans
wormfood
They went too far
tr26
Soylent brown
HedonistBeard
Poop, eel food, the occasional misbehaving co-worker.
randomtreebeard
HeadJamistan
I thought that was salmon skin roll?
merkaba88
Unagi is Japanese for eels.
Oh now I know where the confusion came from. Rachel said salmon skin roll to mock him.
TheDreadDruid
What are their names?
Fordbot
All called Lee
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
Snuggles, Fufu, Cabbage Head, Vegeta Jr., Norial, Damian, Travis, Curtis, Gale, and Vegeta Jr. Jr.
Sorry, forgot about Johnathan
tryingtofallasleep
Bob
lizardbones
eels 1-500
dashizznit
They’re crazy for coco chunks…
defaultbunny
killahbees127
Did ya see Elsie boy? Did ya dance with her?
PlaceHolderTitle
Sounds like jello going through a shredder
Alurkerforcedtologin
I imagine if somebody fell in to either one, it would sound and feel similar.
Isorikk
I hate how accurate this is
ImmortalChild
Is it poop?? It looks like poop.
VulpesIncendium
Yeah, I was gonna say it looks an awful lot like the gunk I've helped clean out of sewer systems before...
weirdsmith
It will be soon.
Norosul
“It’s a single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.” - Tank
FluffyPharmacist
Yea, for a big ol bowl of snot
Bleakascanbe
Fooking love wheaties m8
suckstoyourauntie
Reminded me of the Snowpiercer movie.
gifworthy
It doesn't have everything the body needs
Longbowgun
So, I understand that you've run through the agent training program.
Here it comes
You know, I... I wrote that program.
Smayds
The digital pimp, hard at work.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Tastes like chicken
IWasACatAllAlong
KAPTKipper
So it's got electrolytes
JacktheKind
It's what plants crave! (I swear unless the public school kids get their education from science channels on youtube (veritasium, khanacademy
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
The demand for eels is high enough to farm them?
covideokilledtheradiostar
Yes
macgerdo
North-Germany here: We fished them so much, they are now endangered. We eat them so much, we have fish trader AND eel trader (who smoke them
graaghles
As someone not that into fish, unagi is good eating.
nfer
HUGE money in it. Elvers from Maine can be $thousands/lb. in Asian markets.
SherMattLockSmith
If you ever go out for sushi get the Unagi. Freshwater eel cooked in a tare sauce, my favorite sushi hands down.
CBadger
Its also an endangered species. Was my favorite sushi until I learned that. :\
IceWeaselX
It's the ideal intro sushi because it's cooked. I've used it as a gateway for friends afraid of raw stuff before getting them to try sashimi
It's also a little more toothy so the texture isn't as jarring
Canofminus
Another good one to help introduce ppl is seared tuna, especially if they are steak lovers.
EyeMaMeatPopsical
Delicious
saggymanboobs
Has been for a long time.
NSander
Yes, but they cant really be farmed. They dont breed in captivity. They only breed in the sargasso sea. They are just fed up there.
PanNonOpticon
We are really close to that tho. One eel matured spontaneously to reproduce in aquarium.
Nickolie
You are thinking of European eels which is just one of many breeds
That’s not in any way correct. Like, not even close.
Fargus57
Eels are farmed all over the world. Pretty easy to research.
Dreissen
Farmed in the sense that they're wild-caught and fattened up in captivity, yes.
You should research farther and maybe read the whole article, not just the headline.
Actually, I read several of the many articles that turned up. Eels can be and are farmed. What's the issue?
Eels dont breed in captivity.
You are not farming them, you are fattening them. They won't even reproduce in captivity. You know how a farm works?
brdmuffinman
They are raised in farms, but the other guy/gal are also right. Scientists still don’t fully understand how breeding works.
http://eurofishmagazine.com/sections/country-profiles/item/748-scientists-in-denmark-come-closer-to-breeding-european-eel-in-captivity
barkappara
Yep! Source for the lazy https://thefishsite.com/articles/a-guide-to-eel-farming
They’re farmed all over, not just off the eastern US coast as they said. Freshwater eel are farmed successfully in the US
https://www.eater.com/22399516/usa-only-glass-eel-farm-american-unagi-maine
It's a semantics issue. The previous poster was trying to point out that they're caught wild and fattened/raised in captivity, not bred.
popefool
Ever had eel? It's pretty damn tasty.
EnokMolkeHansson
Several eel species are endangered. Eating them is problematic.
JenkinsEar
Cleaning them looks like it’d be a bitch.
NSFWfrontpage2
It's brutal. It involves shoving a thin metal rod down the spinal cord which stops all muscle contractions as to not spoil the flesh.
BatsArentBugs
Nah, that’s super boutique tableside susi prep. Very rare.
*h
HelloFellowCello
what do you do with an eel farm
ohnophile
Put your...
rustythecyborg
When you drop in the lake and out come 50 snakes that's a Moray
Heketon
When your horse chews dried grass and then begs for more, alas, that's some more hay.
spooktree
breakfast served all day
willpostanything
Im sorry Ms.Jackson..
Kompromatic
I think we're gonna need a bigger hovercraft
JabesMcJabesface
@op assuming they do not cause you to drown, would those actually be dangerous to humans?
lostinamapfactory
I would've gone with "Nightmare Fuel"
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
Nice hovercraft.
ostater
NergalJester
At least I'll know why when this pops up in my nightmares.
jankeydadondc
Til eels like wet fudge
MinBlick
Once you realize they do, it seems silly that we ever thought that they didn't.
polopolomarkopolopolo
Bluntcid
goa'uld symbiotes
darthstormer
Princess Bride prepared me for a lot more shrieking.
celestedrake
https://youtu.be/WkRjBcnj4T8
bastarddad
These are freshwater eels. Shrieking eels are salt water.
Gestalt7
It's the real deal. They're naturally quiet. They always grow louder when they are about to feed on human flesh.
myproudburner
Anybody want a peanut?
MeAndJulio
You have quite a talent for rhyme.
jefw1f
UserNameCorrupted
The most disturbing thing about this video is the angle it was filmed in. I feel like it's upside down.
californiacooldude
I know, right, I thought they were going to fall out onto me?
k32000
nosimpleway
LogicDude
HelloMax
Ya that filming style is brutal..
keystotheairlock
It's when I realized the person wasn't wearing gloves that I had to get out of here.
ZeMadDok
This is very inefficient, 4 ports spread equally over the whole area would feed more, quicker, without making this huge mess.
BrockEffingSamson
I feel like some safety railing might be in order.
HardOnStrokeFoundation
What are they dumping in there?
mmontour
Eel chow
Styreta
worcestershire sauce
sevenpillarsofwisdom
Re-re-refried beans
wormfood
They went too far
tr26
Soylent brown
HedonistBeard
Poop, eel food, the occasional misbehaving co-worker.
randomtreebeard
HeadJamistan
I thought that was salmon skin roll?
merkaba88
Unagi is Japanese for eels.
HeadJamistan
Oh now I know where the confusion came from. Rachel said salmon skin roll to mock him.
TheDreadDruid
What are their names?
Fordbot
All called Lee
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
Snuggles, Fufu, Cabbage Head, Vegeta Jr., Norial, Damian, Travis, Curtis, Gale, and Vegeta Jr. Jr.
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
Sorry, forgot about Johnathan
tryingtofallasleep
Bob
lizardbones
eels 1-500
dashizznit
They’re crazy for coco chunks…
defaultbunny
killahbees127
Did ya see Elsie boy? Did ya dance with her?
PlaceHolderTitle
Sounds like jello going through a shredder
Alurkerforcedtologin
I imagine if somebody fell in to either one, it would sound and feel similar.
Isorikk
I hate how accurate this is
ImmortalChild
Is it poop?? It looks like poop.
VulpesIncendium
Yeah, I was gonna say it looks an awful lot like the gunk I've helped clean out of sewer systems before...
weirdsmith
It will be soon.
Norosul
“It’s a single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.” - Tank
FluffyPharmacist
Yea, for a big ol bowl of snot
Bleakascanbe
Fooking love wheaties m8
suckstoyourauntie
Reminded me of the Snowpiercer movie.
gifworthy
It doesn't have everything the body needs
Longbowgun
So, I understand that you've run through the agent training program.
rustythecyborg
Here it comes
Longbowgun
You know, I... I wrote that program.
Smayds
The digital pimp, hard at work.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Tastes like chicken
IWasACatAllAlong
KAPTKipper
So it's got electrolytes
JacktheKind
It's what plants crave! (I swear unless the public school kids get their education from science channels on youtube (veritasium, khanacademy
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
The demand for eels is high enough to farm them?
covideokilledtheradiostar
Yes
macgerdo
North-Germany here: We fished them so much, they are now endangered. We eat them so much, we have fish trader AND eel trader (who smoke them
graaghles
As someone not that into fish, unagi is good eating.
nfer
HUGE money in it. Elvers from Maine can be $thousands/lb. in Asian markets.
SherMattLockSmith
If you ever go out for sushi get the Unagi. Freshwater eel cooked in a tare sauce, my favorite sushi hands down.
CBadger
Its also an endangered species. Was my favorite sushi until I learned that. :\
IceWeaselX
It's the ideal intro sushi because it's cooked. I've used it as a gateway for friends afraid of raw stuff before getting them to try sashimi
wormfood
It's also a little more toothy so the texture isn't as jarring
Canofminus
Another good one to help introduce ppl is seared tuna, especially if they are steak lovers.
EyeMaMeatPopsical
Delicious
saggymanboobs
HedonistBeard
Has been for a long time.
NSander
Yes, but they cant really be farmed. They dont breed in captivity. They only breed in the sargasso sea. They are just fed up there.
PanNonOpticon
We are really close to that tho. One eel matured spontaneously to reproduce in aquarium.
Nickolie
You are thinking of European eels which is just one of many breeds
tr26
That’s not in any way correct. Like, not even close.
Fargus57
Eels are farmed all over the world. Pretty easy to research.
Dreissen
Farmed in the sense that they're wild-caught and fattened up in captivity, yes.
macgerdo
You should research farther and maybe read the whole article, not just the headline.
Fargus57
Actually, I read several of the many articles that turned up. Eels can be and are farmed. What's the issue?
NSander
Eels dont breed in captivity.
macgerdo
You are not farming them, you are fattening them. They won't even reproduce in captivity. You know how a farm works?
brdmuffinman
They are raised in farms, but the other guy/gal are also right. Scientists still don’t fully understand how breeding works.
brdmuffinman
http://eurofishmagazine.com/sections/country-profiles/item/748-scientists-in-denmark-come-closer-to-breeding-european-eel-in-captivity
barkappara
Yep! Source for the lazy https://thefishsite.com/articles/a-guide-to-eel-farming
tr26
They’re farmed all over, not just off the eastern US coast as they said. Freshwater eel are farmed successfully in the US
tr26
https://www.eater.com/22399516/usa-only-glass-eel-farm-american-unagi-maine
Dreissen
It's a semantics issue. The previous poster was trying to point out that they're caught wild and fattened/raised in captivity, not bred.
popefool
Ever had eel? It's pretty damn tasty.
EnokMolkeHansson
Several eel species are endangered. Eating them is problematic.
JenkinsEar
Cleaning them looks like it’d be a bitch.
NSFWfrontpage2
It's brutal. It involves shoving a thin metal rod down the spinal cord which stops all muscle contractions as to not spoil the flesh.
BatsArentBugs
Nah, that’s super boutique tableside susi prep. Very rare.
BatsArentBugs
*h