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OpinionsOfAnIdiot
steven kang? really
sissycindie365
I will wait till MST reviews it.
Dadbodbot
I LOLed!
WTFisUnderwear
Sutashi
If you like this then you'll probably like Rubber...https://youtu.be/6XM7oCKC-L8. I think it's on Amazon Prime.
aerogelatina
Sharks in the cork, say the corn can't grow... baby!
baturro
Steven Kang?
HommeDeFeu
Also sky sharks with zombie Nazis... Not a joke (2019)
Feralkyn
steven kang
ExtraJudicial
In the book club with Kevin Grisham and Salmon Rhushtie /s
cjandstuff
Holy crap, this is a real movie! Well, I use the term "movie" loosely here.
frustratinglyneutral
"Steven Kang"
Spiderbutts
Fantastic.
meconopsia
The one who swims behind the rows.
botenana
Once it moved into the subplot with a mafia connection I stopped trying. Just generally, a full stoppage of try.
memphizslim
Oh Mr. Kang
AbelardSnazz
Judge Dredd already done it:
zasukia7
There's a podcast in Germany discussing only badly made shark movies. You would be surprised how many of those movies exist
shawns11385772
As someone who will pry never watch it is it meant to be a parody/so bad it's good movie or did they try to make actual horror?
kobun253
I like shitty horror movies so sign me up
komododave
“Mom, can we have Stephen King?” “We have Stephen King at home.”
Lampmonster
That's the thing though, this would be boring for King. His closest story to this, besides Children obviously, is Rainy Season where a 1/2
Lampmonster
couple staying in a small town are eaten by a rain of needle toothed toads. You read that right.
Dadpool6
KarlderMarder
Holy christ - the trailer is.... interesting
NZSheeps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-rwRJnEPHs
NZSheeps
But the effects look awesome!!! (....ly bad)
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Got to wonder what they smoked to come up with the script and how they got people to invest. Not even good for money laundering
IIikethecutofyourjib
Probably still going off sharknado
zanderfire
Is that... Dillon harper?
IveGotRedOnMe
Dillon hasn't been that slim since the beginning of her career
NZSheeps
Alas, no. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13862974/fullcredits
AlexVanPutten
Dillion*
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Uniboob
RadiDaddy
We’re gonna need a bigger combine.
Gestalt7
Fuck, I want to see this movie!
xyxyxyxy31
Untoast
FancySharkDinnerParty
I know what I'm doing this weekend.
memphizslim
Corn maze
koakuma42
Playing rust?
TheGhostDaddy
Crying alone in your apartment?
FancySharkDinnerParty
No, I live in a house.
Ambipolar
Daaa---dum daa--dum da-dum da-dum da-dum *pop* *pop* *pop*
FallingStar7669
Jaws Theme x Hot Butter's 'Popcorn' mashup? I'm down.
trapdoorogre
Or just Popcorn "sung" by a shark.
Mammamiaitsagonorrhea
Iowa sucks but at least there's no sharks, right? Wrong!
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Not that has been proven yet. Bull sharks have been caught in the Mississippi River just above St Louis though.
ThunderMeikle
If that line isn't in the movie I'm going to be disappointed
eljefeisatwork
"Just when you thought Iowa couldn't suck any more"
MagicButtPlug
*shucks corn with greater intensity
zeroisnothing
As someone from Iowa.... I don't think it's physically possible to suck any more. Well, I guess we could be Nebraska.
eljefeisatwork
In the South, we have a saying: “At least we’re not Mississippi.” You may borrow and adjust if you like.
Zetor
1.6 on imdb. It's either horrible or horrible good.
PrizmRed
Wait this is real?! ...sigh
zynthesis
But will it beat out Noah's Shark?
kingkongkeom
Yes
botenana
It’s just horrible.
skepticalhippo
1.6 seems too low to be horrible good.
SarcasticComment
Disagree. Kirk Cameron is the third lowest and everything he makes is a gem of deplorable.
Gestalt7
I'm not saying it IS the worst movie in history because when things get this bad, it's hard to discern one cellulloid abortion from another.
Gestalt7
From an IMDB review
thesixmilliondollarman
I have an inkling it’s the former.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
So was Velocipastor. Lol
Heisanevilgenius
It looks very Asylum. Asylum makes movies that have an absurd premise to get your attention and then 80% of it is unscripted padding
Zetor
Yes. Out of morbid curiosity, I watched the "trailer". Not worth the disk space.
thesnow
Dear god you’re right
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Bad movies are only enjoyable if they're trying to be good movies.
Heisanevilgenius
There are a few exceptions. Early Peter Jackson movies are a lot of fun.
pareidoliaperson
Oh Hi Mark
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Nananosaur
In french, we call them "nanard". Those movies are bigger than you would think they are.
Cahine
No english word for this, what a shame
drunkbs
Your mom is a nanard.