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Sex Logic
Aug 15, 2016 7:56 PM
TheirishNPC
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GrievousTheCollector
@Op it's not about the sex it's about sending a message
HolyShitShacks
I mean....
Byronicman1
Based on all the "tried, couldn't fit, meh" comments is seems a lot of you didn't do it right. There's a lot of work involved my padawans.
FlumboMcglumbo
Rabidbacon
I tried talking my ex into anal. She got mad at the idea, so I called it colon cuddling instead. She still didn't buy it
nowarranty
Lol
AngieSims
This is what I hated about being single. Guys wanted it but behaved like little boys when they got it. Major turn off.
Hindenburgh
People just like to be fucking assholes sometimes...
gooblegobbleoneofus
Underrated comment of the month af
Hindenburgh
Hey, someone appreciates it!
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
https://imgur.com/bXkySzn
Doughnut292
Im sorry there is nothing sexy about putting my dick where poo comes out.
BrianStephensen
4 degrees warmer, 10 times tighter, its that simple.
ImgurUser1710
RicktatorshipRulez
Anal? Lol +1
At0m1cus
BobBigBalls
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majestic69machine
TheirishNPC
nolandahoy
Well, crap
Mockanopolis
Just the tip
anthonyLG
This is where curiosity begins
Mockanopolis
The tip is the worst
justforthis42
as a guy i just don't get why some people are so obsessed with anal, anyone have any insights?
theactualdeadpool
tighter fit, different sensation. It's definitely one of those things that you can't really DESCRIBE, unless you've tried it.
OwenCauseICantThinkOfAName
It's the forbidden fruit, but instead of a snake tempting you to taste it, you are the snake asking for it.
tuffrabit
It's probably just like any other fixation or fetish. Pick a body part and there's a dude somewhere who wants to put his dick in/on it
thiswillonlyhurtabit
With my one FWB she has full body intense orgasms from anal that she cannot get from vaginally sex
Killertortilla
Everyone is different. No 2 people like it for the exact same reason so no one's personal experience means anything.
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
Did and enjoyed it. That's the long and short of it.
MrWalker78
The wife likes it, but only when all the correct conditions are met. They are many,
KrondorMocker
Maybe some.... behindsights?
Justanotheraveragejoe
It's amazing?
justforthis42
but any better than regular sex?
thecaarelesswhisper
Exploration.
BlackV
I'm with you buddy
ThisIsNoCave
It's taboo and "naughty." Plus, it can be a tighter fit.
13thDukeofWybourne
Username checks out.
justforthis42
meh, my gf wanted to try it but we couldn't get it in, seemed like it woudl be too tight
ThisIsNoCave
Yeah, it takes some "warming up", and plenty of lube.
PostNutDepression
You gotta warm up for it man, you can't just go straight from pinky finger to cock.
justforthis42
went finger, plug, dildo then tried
PostNutDepression
Well, if thats the case there might not have been enough lubricant, or her butt might actually just be really tiny.
TroelsyTwo
As a woman, if I ignore the pain it feels like I need a shit. I've started dumping men who push for anal when I've said no.
UltraSuperUniqueName
Hehe, dumping.
PuckeredAnus
Most have to have vaginal/clit stimulation at the same time
Cheddar07
your problem is you're thinking too much. Also if it hurts someone is doing something wrong. cause it shouldn't hurt.
TroelsyTwo
I have tried with many and it all hurts no matter what. I cannot stand people saying "just doing it wrong" 1/3
TroelsyTwo
and they had their chances and it STILL HURT. People are anatomically different. 2/3
TroelsyTwo
Just cos you want shit on your dick, you are making excuses. And you are making it as if people who can't enjoy it are at fault. Disgusting!
AshCheeks
Uh, ye--- no no. It hurts.
valen00
If your doing it wrong
AshCheeks
Uhm, no. No. I'll be fine just sticking to the vaginal. I don't think I need to find out any more than I already have.
LostShinta
Some people find it pleasurable and some find it painful. Doesn't matter if you're doing it "right". To each their own.
h20fuego
I feel the same way about the new rampant obsession with eating ass. I don't get it & it seems so unhygienic? Asking for a throat infection
Gorzine
Well i tried it, not as the reciever, it's pretty good and different from regular sex but not better and it requires a lot of care
Mirawatts
I like stuff in my butt, however since I'm a guy I have a prostate and don't have a vagina.
fufuwewe
probably a result of porn.
magicmikeyyyyy
Tried it while the girlfriend and I were very drunk. Loved it. Not sure if it was the anal or the alcohol though.
whiskyinajar
It's not about sex, it's about trust
AulusJ
My boyfriend doesn't have a vagina.
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
According to my boyfriend it's the variety of feeling. Vaginal sex is whole sheath warmth and tightness, anal is like a cock ring.
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
Ps, as his girlfriend who he introduced it to, I love the variety too. You can also add lots of toys!
PostNutDepression
... have you tried it?
aworkoffiction
Tried it: fished in it: wouldn't do it again
justforthis42
well, tried to try it, gf wanted to but even after warming up for a bit we couldn't get it in
jenthura
You really shouldn't try it without some asshole training. I'm serious, getting right to it is not good for your sphincter.
DoingItWrongSince1980
Asshole training? But I thought they shut down Trump University.
justforthis42
yep, we did, we use plugs and toys, lots of lube, but after i was half in after 5 minutes we gave up
justforthis42
tried a little in and out but she didn't like it, and just sitting there half way into someones ass isn't that pleasurable
LionHeart31337
Tease, please, and ease my friend. It takes time, and once you get the full length in. Start slow, and ramp up speed gradually. She will cum
LionHeart31337
Also. A really good lub will help more than your realize, buy a few toys to try, play with her clit while her ass is being toyed. Patience.
TheFullLength
We love it because women fucking hate it
Strelak74
Jim Jeffries?
justforthis42
that's the thing that i don't get, why do somethign someone doesn't like?
Mojojoejoejoejoe
Because some humans are bastard covered bastards with bastard filling
corsettedconfectioner
I love it ... So you're wrong there
justforthis42
so do you make confections in that corset?
corsettedconfectioner
Only if youre really good ;)
socalwarrior
There aren't many. The size of the other person may have something to do with it too.
corsettedconfectioner
I've had all sizes ... small and 9inch long 2.5 inch wide .... it all feels good eventually
socalwarrior
Wow. That's commitment. Most won't try. Relevant... https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/60016152.jpg
hellonastick
Its the taboo. Bluebeard's wives die because of it. Anything forbidden is gonna have a strong pull to the curious.
TurtleOnTheRocks
Who is Bluebeard?
hellonastick
a mythical character from an eastern European fairy tale.
carebearsandstares
because scat porn is a thing? Novelty, being nasty, you're right not the end all, just something different, just like oral.
relatablesarcasticguy
Yup its taboo. And It's even better when the girl likes it
axtonthecomando55
A gay thing .
Jackstraw207
Its really tight and hot. Literally.
DanNeedsLoveToo
Personally, I didnt enjoy it (I gave to a girl). Texture inside feels lot smoother and flat than vagina. Its a lot tighter, actually was (1)
DanNeedsLoveToo
hurting my penis. I was lucky enough that she was really clean, no smell no mess nothing. The idea is hot tho, its just kinky dirty.
ABumOnTheCorner
Total shaft massaging
Tyrannotron
https://youtu.be/c9mp6r_RNyE (nsfw language)
raraboombaindabutt
Get the most intense orgasms in certain positions because my g spot get hit from a different position
BriLikeAnEagle
Was purely curiosity for me. Tried it once with my college gf, happy I tried it, no real desire to do it again.
DougForcett
Same. Tried once with my then gf, now wife. Interesting but we haven't gone in for round two in the intervening years.
MrTuliptoes
Same. I'll do it if the woman I'm with wants to, but I won't ask. I've tried it, wasn't impressed.
SgtDuffman
It's a domination thing
DeadpoolWilson
Please explain the domination thing. I had an ex that tried to force anal fuck me and I screamed and cried to get him to stop. Dominate?
SgtDuffman
Uh no definitely not like that. Jesus Christ. I enjoy being the dominant partner but I'd never want to make my partner uncomfortable
DeadpoolWilson
He was also using it as a way to hurt me. That was terrible.
SgtDuffman
That's awful. For me the girl was into it each time. It's just a mental "ya I can be inside her every way and she likes it" kinda thing
Davidnfilms
I don't like poop. It makes my tiny collins limp. I prefer Arbys sandwiches.
justforthis42
totally with you on that one
Boopbeepbeep
As a woman, I'd rather have anal sex (which is m'eh, tbh) than have vaginal sex with someone who refers to vaginas as Arby sandwiches.
Davidnfilms
who said anything about vaginas...? i like arbys sandwiches... awwwww you guys are nasty!!!! i see what u did there!
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
You would love Hope Solo. She could be the spokesperson for Arby's.
ILikeBreakingPots
Elucidate
Coopernanner99
I bet you get all kinds of tail, tho
shuya82
Completely agree, did it once and I preferred vaginal in every single way.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
I like to try new things
KarmaScope
Became popular in porn and I think it has influenced mindsets. Problem is, all the poop in porn has been edited. Real life, not so much.
ceestand
Porn stars don't eat beforehand and enema. Never had a problem with poop in real life tho.
battousaipimp
Ditto
AaroNine
I just wanna try it. Just once, maybe I went like it. I've never had a girl willing to try it.
FourWindBadger
Same! I don't get it. But I guess it's because it's "forbidden"
KingPrickard
tight. no condoms
OverlySuaveITGuy
As a guy, I have zero interest in putting my dick in shit. Maybe if she's had a few kids, that shit can get wrecked and hotdog+hallway=meh.
Areyoubiginjapan
I think it's gross. That's where poo comes from.
Tallott94
fag
OhMyWhatHaveIDone
Yeast infection.
Siwivg
I'm sorry are you calling someone a fag because they DON'T like anal? I hope you see the irony in that
Tallott94
Thats the point you chode
OhMyWhatHaveIDone
Everybody's a chode to you aren't they PRICK.