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I posted this picture earlier asking how to help a snake shed, but I had to delete it bc of a slight wardrobe malfunction in my friends crotch area that I didn't notice. But thanks to @MayIPleaseSeeYourButt, I deleted that post and got the answer I needed :)
She likes to crawl in my hair and shirt sometimes while we watch tv
While most people are afraid of a cute little living scarf such as Cornflakes, I am terrified of moths and grasshoppers (especially the big ones)
dooperPepper
nope rope
ShadowMan777
Ever notice how nope ropes look strikingly similar to danger noodles.
KIWIIGT
This comment made me laugh so hard
RedHairedPagan
Looks like a ball python? I've always loved those snakes. Might still get one one day. Take good care of her!
Socialanxietyintensifies
You are correct! And don't worry I will!
lindisty0110
Adorable. Does she actually seem to notice you, or are you just a warm moving jungle gym?
Socialanxietyintensifies
I can't really tell, she does seem to act different around me than my cousin. But that might be the difference in how we handle her
lindisty0110
Sounds like she knows a little bit, then. I've always liked snakes, they seem chill.
Carlox
You mean "awesome wardrobe malfunction."
Socialanxietyintensifies
If by awesome you mean "thank god my friend doesn't get on imgur and would have killed me if she found out" then yes, I do
Carlox
Don't worry, bro, your secret is safe.
LeeDonbo
Out of curiosity, how bad was it?
Socialanxietyintensifies
Not really bad, she had on shorts an her shirt covered them up, and you could kinda see her undergarments
LeeDonbo
Ah, I've seen far worse on here.
Socialanxietyintensifies
Nothing was really visible, but she would injur me if she found out