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Dec 2, 2019 4:38 PM
skinnyjeanme
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jriley154
So what do you practice to be able to get to the 'starting point' on the right?
juliakitten112
I've totally been striving for these for a long time and just given up. Thanks for the tips!
somadicouldspitfire
I'm into fitness... Fitness whole pizza in my mouth
ThanksForTheThing
eromitlab
I love yoga.
youeventhriftbro
Bold of you to assume i own a wall
CidColetti
320lbs guy here. People, do Yoga its life changing do it often. It helps in so many ways.
Albino195
I really thought that #1 would involve hair pulling... leaving disappointed....
skinnyjeanme
theres no rule against adding your own...uhm...extras
Odmanra
Is it normal to get horny looking at yoga poses?
drGrafenberg
Here I was thinking you did good to be able to put your palms to the flor with straight legs...
sininatin
I tried practice #1 and now I can barely move my neck. And, I'm a fit dude.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
I can do #1 thanks to hyperextended limbs, but it's just ok, like if that's your goal, fine. But it's not more than a slightly neat trick.
Aussiearef
If it causes pain you need more of it
AFistfulOfDollHairs
What if THIS is my goal?
SophieClockwise
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
get paiged
LochNessMister
Practice this
seckzie
Then stretch your sphincter instead of your legs.
Knave333
Paige?
coffeebaby
Awesome thank you!!!
KissMikeLitorusSheSaid
If this is your goal...
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KissMikeLitorusSheSaid
Then do this....
MofongoBalls
Used to think yoga was lame. But then I did hot yoga and now I love it
jay20003000
Upvote for underboob
todayok
Great post @OP! Looked for "but I'm fat, lazy and hate when other people improve themselves" comments. Was not disappointed.
skinnyjeanme
i was honestly shocked like ok you dont like yoga stretches, why comment? i dont comment on sports/exercises i dont like?
todayok
My guess is it's for the same reason they get all butthurt when people post inspiring weightloss photos: they're embarrassed of themselves.
skinnyjeanme
although some are pretty funny
LochNessMister
Why would this be anybody's goal?
LochNessMister
ChazzDarvey
What if she was my goal?
CritterrCatcher
Go to a yoga studio with those moves and your harem pants
EccentriCanadian
I've been looking for a pair for years but I'm afraid that when I find one my privates will be visible in high winds. Light material.
CritterrCatcher
Well I was insinuating the wearer should be displaying said privates sooooo....................
EccentriCanadian
Ah. I... I guess everything is in order then.
aligeez
I’m just trying to suck my own dick!! Non of these helped!
angrybook
Keep trying, I believe in you.
plplokokplok
Well the only brick walls I have to practice with are my outside walls. Time to weird the neighbors out I guess...
loosemoosejuice
Serious question: as someone who had hip surgery and has limited mobility, will these help me gain some range of motion.
skinnyjeanme
defo speak to a professional physio. they'll be able to tell you exactly whats good and not good for your body
seckzie
But, moving and stretching is always good i think, within your limits and what is possible for you. Talk to a physioterapist?
loosemoosejuice
Yeah...I dont have that.
seckzie
Depends what they did to your hip? Stretching is probably always good, but it can not change arthrodesis or shortened muscles/tendons.
loosemoosejuice
Hip arthroscopy. Basically ths soft tissue wore down to nothing, grinded the bone, they smoothed the bone out and repaired soft tissue.
seckzie
Ok, then you can probably start doing stuff like this. But i am no expert so better talk to a physiotherapist. sorry for replying late!
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
This is bullshit. Yoga isn't about the end goal. It's about the moment. It's not competitive, with yourself or others.
veggiebae
This is actually really helpful. I've been to yoga classes where they just say, "Do this pose!" and I'm like "My body doesn't do that"
HelpfulCorn
Good instructors give different options, especially if they see someone struggling.
MotherSekmet
If this is your goal...WALL
Sternmeyer
I can't do any of those practice positions
Fishlampy
They're called progressions! You just need a different first step to progress to your goals. Would recommend a coach tho
pixelsnader
https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/1/12/Touch-Your-Toes-Step-6-Version-4.jpg/550px-nowatermark-Touch-Your-Toes-Step-6-Version-4.jpg
Mithi
We need practice positions for the practice positions!
PathologicalLier
like that guy showing step by step how to do a backflip
Grimmrog
this was my first thougt too.
lemniscaat
And then we might need practice positions for the practice positions for the practice positions
Dybidude5
I could give help with this positions.
AntaNce
As a yoga teacher, IMHO this is not a great way to begin a practice. One needs a live person trained to instruct students in regard to their
AntaNce
own bodies. Everyone is different. Much safer & more likely to stay with yoga- or ANY physical discipline if one begins with a competent &
AntaNce
compassionate teacher of some kind. Yoga especially is about modification and balancing one's practice to reflect one's unique form & one's
AntaNce
history in order to help practitioners begin, stay with, and eventually take responsibility for one's own practice. A live person is much
AntaNce
better at showing how to practice without injury or dissatisfaction or pain, at least until the student becomes
ObnoxiousCommenterGuy
What's the position for giving yourself a blowjob?
eadanke
Get practice sucking off someone else to make sure it's worth the effort. You don't want to get all flexible for a shitty blowjob.
TrekKeck
It's called the Marylin Manson
TheCreamster
You mean autocock?
usedtolickclitsalot
The Marilyn Manson
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Asking the real questions
ArchangelTitus
Upper management?
FractalPrism
anything that makes you feel shame and regret
Skumbo
Haven't been able to do that one since I was like 13
Ricochet121
Asking the important questions
wiillii
The position with couple fewer ribs
OopsImTrash
mrhorseman
The rising sun
cwhis
I'd say the reverse of 1
Aussiearef
?
hiyesthisissatan
Start with fortnite dances.
ChrisCopp
You need a big dick and a small belly fella. Funny really, because if you have both, someone will probably do it for you.
Sasurau
Eh, I was average and skinny when I did it. Freakishly flexible is what you need. Also can confirm: is more like sucking than getting sucked
Aussiearef
I have a small dick and a big belly. What do you recommend to me?
ChrisCopp
I dunno, but if you ever figure it out let me know please......for a friend.....?
RickyLs
Hookers
Pseudosim
Maybe blow as well, to get rid of that belly.
TuscanKP
As was famously said, sucking you own dick feels like sucking a dick not like getting your dick sucked.
slinkiisu
My friend says otherwise but his memory might be wrong.
KismetCrew
KismetCrew
And before mods get concerned, it's Will Ferrell on SNL.
codeacrobat
CarstenNielsen
Reverse the first one
SanguineMyBrother
Remember, as one guy said "Its not like getting a blowjob, its like sucking a dick."
LewdPineapple
Yup.
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Reference game on point
stiligFox
Once you get good at it, it’s way more best of both worlds
DonaldFuck
Can confirm.
lenonymes
That applies to regular masturbation too though: "it's not like jerking off, it's like giving a handjob".
DickDastardly404
i have been jacking of 1-4 times a week since age 12 and i can tell you this is entirely untrue
TodayIDidNothing
AdmJota
Is that what it's like for you? I'm so sorry to hear that.
lenonymes
I mean...that's what it's like for everyone, you're literally giving yourself a handjob lol.
StankyPankySammich
Win-win?
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Or is it just really advanced masturbation?
skinnyjeanme
halfway between two and three
onewallpaperaweek
CokedUpKoala
I know my own size thank you. What's the position?
schwiftyPop
RYG420
Confirmed. Currently on the way to hospital for broken spine
SiriHowDoIAdult
Yeah, none of these are my goals so I'll keep rocking the couch thanks
sdjs
memebrulee
Same
skinnyjeanme
good for you :)
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colotordoc
Speaking the truth
Sugarbritches21
I think we just became best friends
PoppaBigBear
#2 is the one you're looking for, don't act like it's not true
0forallx
IKeepHavingBadDays
stabthecrab
https://i.imgur.com/8TK4e98
designBeast
namaste in bed my friend
skinnyjeanme
dont forget theres always corpse pose :)
rehabilitatinglurker
What should I practice for that?
DasPumpenStrasse
This is informative! Thanks OP!
Foffett
So am i... like... super expert at corpse pose?! I can do that for weeks
LazySpider
My grandfather has master that pose
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I like to think your grandfather is actually a yoga master, not dead.
LazySpider
I mean 7 years in a box, what else can you do