#6 Far Cry 3 had awesome stealth mechanics you could stealth kill one enemy take their knife or gun and use them to kill other nearby enemies it was great none of that kill one than wait around to lose aggro and repeat.
I'm a burger loving American, but prefer my own ThankYouVeryMuch. Wendy's was obvious from the square shape, and could guess the char stripes meant Burger King, but other than that I didn't have a clue.
#15 That's petrol / gasoline. I wouldn't be standing there filming, I'd be setting a new record for running the mile, and then I'd call emergency services because one spark and they're going to have to re-draw the street maps. A hot day, it's all exposed, and he's using water to spread it out further. I'm kinda surprised people aren't collapsing from the fumes, even being outdoors
#11 context (from what I recall of seeing the original video/post years ago) is that they had zero blame for the tattoo artist because the “everthing” typo was on the paper that they wrote and handed to him. “Everything’s fine” was a phrase of theirs, and the typo turned out to be so fitting.
That's exactly what happened. And she found it hilarious, it probably made the tattoo much more meaningful. That poor artist tho. Look at his face. The chagrin.
Yes. It was actually William Shakespeare who first compared breasts to melons. Before that, breasts were simply seen as the organ for feeding babies. Changed the world, Bill did.
I think you'll agree that this wordplay is far from universal. Maybe Germanic languages share this feature (or borrowed it from English), but I highly doubt the joke would work in, say, some of the Asian languages.
They've retrofit the entirety of the metro lines to have them now, and now they're here it seems wild that we didn't have them and you could just walk off the ledge and be hit by the train. Metro transit focus is dope
Yeah, it's just safer in general. There's now a fence between the tracks and the platform, and gates that slide open when the train arrives so you can step in and there's no danger
I would think that also necessitates trains stopping in exact positions at the platform based on car length, and how many cars on the train. I don't see NYC doing it anytime soon as the subway system itself is ancient.
3Davideo
#4 Actually more intelligible than the average auctioneer. Though that might just be because this one has captions.
bikergeek6249
#12 Crucial difference: given the disparity in their sizes, he's possibly ruining her clothes by stretching them but she's unlikely to be ruining his.
USvette1
Brittany really can sing. Nice
Zixtank
#4 https://youtu.be/LwF9MfW-xMU?si=QvTzUbpICa1o0ar8
Waschbaerkoenig
#12 Now that's genuinely hilarious
DarkBusterBaron
#6 Far Cry 3 had awesome stealth mechanics you could stealth kill one enemy take their knife or gun and use them to kill other nearby enemies it was great none of that kill one than wait around to lose aggro and repeat.
bikergeek6249
#7 What an awful thing to do to a classic truck. :(
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
#7 Proof that he paid someone to restore that truck, but tells everyone he did it himself.
Nocturnalswitch
Oh good God, I didn't get any of the burgers wrong either and I'm Canadian, we don't even have Whataburger or Arby's
princesscindycat
#30 Every burger loving American can ace this test. Easy peasy.
SpammersAreScum
I'm a burger loving American, but prefer my own ThankYouVeryMuch. Wendy's was obvious from the square shape, and could guess the char stripes meant Burger King, but other than that I didn't have a clue.
airbeat218
#24 Is that ref related to Scott Sterling perhaps?
Noonius
that's his father, dude. He thought Scott everything he knew
3Davideo
#20 What is that they're saying at the end? I assume it's some sort of punchline but all I can hear is {sound.jpg].
itsocelot
I went to school with the Captain Hook Mach man.
Crispy4Skin
#11 well she has no ragrets
SJBSavageInk
#25 is she waxing her nostril hair? And why would you record this... With sparkles? Lol
N3R0
#29 Thanks for clarifying
modis
#22 incorrect, by 3 AM you don’t give a shit about putting your mouth on a bottle.
IUpvoteFuturama
#26 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MnRsdDUyeThuaHZqMnZhNmx6Nzl6a296c3d0MW5pNWVhZWNueWFxbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/DtLEOehAWfwiY/200w.webp
VelvetWarhol
MrSatisify
#7
nocheese
Quality dump OP!
RoboUnicornFishBalls
#28 Nice dump. That was unexpected
Sticklebrickk
Corridor crew on YouTube. They got a lot going on and it's all pretty great
WestieTree5
here's #23 edited down... for reasons
fartharder
#9 not the Belgian techno anthem I was expecting
bikergeek6249
You are Philomena Cunk and I claim my £5.
SoberAndBored
#15 That's petrol / gasoline. I wouldn't be standing there filming, I'd be setting a new record for running the mile, and then I'd call emergency services because one spark and they're going to have to re-draw the street maps. A hot day, it's all exposed, and he's using water to spread it out further. I'm kinda surprised people aren't collapsing from the fumes, even being outdoors
somnif
and he thought the... fishing rod holder? cup holder? Random hole? was the fuel tank. Lovely.
JUNK13B01
There's got to be a way to salvage some of it?
OookOookOookMotherFudger
#7 How do you get so dumb? Is this a symptom of being the product of moonshine and incest?
CrackWhoresAndCheese
#7 The board and this guy should both have a red flag.
sevenpastzeero
What is happening? Did he try to secure the wood board with the yellow rope, by tying it to both rear wheels??
Poipoine
Simple answer, yes
CrackWhoresAndCheese
Yeah, he placed the strap hooks into his rims.
sevenpastzeero
Well, that's stupid.
iMcFly
#11 context (from what I recall of seeing the original video/post years ago) is that they had zero blame for the tattoo artist because the “everthing” typo was on the paper that they wrote and handed to him. “Everything’s fine” was a phrase of theirs, and the typo turned out to be so fitting.
Heninthefoxden
That's exactly what happened. And she found it hilarious, it probably made the tattoo much more meaningful. That poor artist tho. Look at his face. The chagrin.
sirdouglasbuttersworth
There are not enough pixels, what does the tattoo say?
iMcFly
“Everthing’s fine” (missing the “y”)
studog2010
No Ragrets
Gegenschein
They got the tattoo in Chitonw
DatDarthCaedus
#1 This is the third variation of this video I've seen in less than a week, each in a different country... which is the original?
JosXII
i believe this one was the original, but i prefer the asian one for obvious reasons
20MBHDD
These are staged pranks in case you didn't notice...
DatDarthCaedus
I know, since I'm not an idiot. How is that relevant to my question? Does them being staged prevent one of them being the original?
rigello
It has to originate in an English-speaking country because... synonyms.
TheJuiceLoosener
Yes. It was actually William Shakespeare who first compared breasts to melons. Before that, breasts were simply seen as the organ for feeding babies. Changed the world, Bill did.
rigello
Good job, master Bill!
DatDarthCaedus
Well, not necessarily... we use the same slang here in Sweden, for example, and I assume the Danes and Norweigians at least also have the same.
But yeah, the ones I've seen were all in English, so probably true in this case.
Here's one of them: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PgA7LaEMxvw
rigello
I think you'll agree that this wordplay is far from universal. Maybe Germanic languages share this feature (or borrowed it from English), but I highly doubt the joke would work in, say, some of the Asian languages.
Salticido
I think it works in Spanish too
graehall
#1 they're building the metro trains here in Sydney & at every station there's a wall with gates that open to let you in, no more edge
ImgurDemonym
Seoul has them too.
derJake
Same thing in Beijing. And then here in Berlin we have people pushing each other onto the tracks occasionally. *smh*
RatFromADifferentSewer
In the more central parts of Tokyo these were everywhere, was pretty nice
FoamingToad
The recently built Elizabeth line has those I believe, but it would be a massive undertaking to retrofit the rest of the underground network.
graehall
They've retrofit the entirety of the metro lines to have them now, and now they're here it seems wild that we didn't have them and you could just walk off the ledge and be hit by the train. Metro transit focus is dope
CaptainYesterday
I don't know how often it has ever happened, but it's probably also to stop people getting pushed onto the tracks.
graehall
Yeah, it's just safer in general. There's now a fence between the tracks and the platform, and gates that slide open when the train arrives so you can step in and there's no danger
CaptainYesterday
I would think that also necessitates trains stopping in exact positions at the platform based on car length, and how many cars on the train. I don't see NYC doing it anytime soon as the subway system itself is ancient.