Nov 13, 2017 2:15 PM
iwasdoingfinelurking
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BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
How many bodies did you put there 1st?
bikemerc
Its like golf, u fix your divots
LastEverUsername
I love the fact that at least there's so many ready to take it's place!!
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
You made me spit coffee in my work meeting! My boss is looking at me
touchednotbyanangel
Toupee
MichelGoussu
He's totally unimpressed !
copingcabana
A good golfer always replaces their divots.
Sokonomi
I love how that jumberjack is just like "meh" and keeps going with what he was cutting.
ProfessorMatt
Tim...ber?
riflemanreed
I was expecting something more Wiley Coyote in this..
Cousinkyle
And all was right in the world, again
mnmachine
Anyone else want to know what was under there?
ZillerA1
the ground
brizzer
That splush at the end just makes it right. +1
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
That's one hell of a divot.
TheHappyHermit
always replace your divot
thechelonianshelmet
Put a president behind it & you could stump the Trump
ThatMonkeyFromCaptainPlanet
No Minecraft posts?
sammyismycat
wow! That's cool!
TheHumanCentipad
How to bury a body 101
enzocw
Ooooooh satisfying
Y0b0sey0
As per safety regulations, he stops at the right moment to shout, “Dirt Flap!” Alerting his nearby fellow crewmen. By the book.
Knifemoose
wow, that was fucking backwards.
trippintherift
Now THAT is how you kill a spider
UncleBuck71
This has actually killed people. Also he just ruined his sawblade. #Notapro
Brandy321
Jack finally finishing off that beanstalk.
nativeamerican1
v
Boatsntoes
Wait, did all of those stumps do that? He didn't even look up like it's old news.
sspeckerss
What I wanna know is why space a time bent around the roots as they fell.
sugwhite
Witchcraft!
StarmineRendezvous
Crazyaudit
How the fuck?
tapthatash
A lot of trees down here in Florida looked like this after Irma.
BenSwol0
Pine trees have a shallow root system, and grow best in sandy soil. The smaller trees kept everything knitted together.
oxpajama
With a chainsaw.
gandraw
Why is the cut appearing 3m away from where he was cutting though
Lumberjack Simulator is still in beta, the trees hitbox wasn't aligned properly.
RaineMaxwell
b-but... that's not where he was cutting.... xD
thabuschwackerOG
Exactly
Kyrorayne
Pappy55
Orientedx3depravity
TIL
PrivateHomi
Glitch in the matrix
If you look closely, you can see a cut at the spot where it separated.
'tis true without lying! but again, that's not the spot he was actively cutting. :P
antagonisticcontrarian
Your right...he is right....but doeant make it right by saying that your right ..wheb he is right....why did i write this
Yupurineutah
Maybe doing incomplete cuts assuming it may do that. Starting at the other end risks half the tree re-erecting itself.
Allthegunsintheworld
"portals find a way"
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
i love the smilies indicating you know exactly what's going on and are being cute/sarcastic and people are explaining it to you anyway
radicalbread
Tree's have two sides to cut, tension and compression. He made a cut 99% through on the stump, then started cutting the compression away
Roger that
TheGreatClockworkJohnson
This, this is also a very dangerous scenerio
HappyNeedo
You sir deserves a reverse downvote
What happens if he just cut that first cut 100%? Log would fly? :)
Super dangerous, really hard to predict where anything is going to go.
unsaltedandsharkfree
His bar would get pinched in the tree
Articate
bar?
The thing the chain sits and spins on
PudgyPinkiePie
The middle solid part of a chainsaw is called the bar
causing the weight of the tree to transfer onto the ground instead of the stump, and root system, causing the stump cut to let go and the
Steffn
Looks like the 1% left on the stump simply didn't have enough strenght to hold the roots for longer.
roots to fall back down. Source : Am forestry worker.
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
But that's not where he was cutting ...
Your knowledge....that's hot! :)
Talk nerdy to me <3
LostLocust
... which is much safer than just cutting through immediately.
AprilHamLincon
Tnx
KhaosRanger
Thanks for the explanation! Cause it confused the hell out of me
Pupvote
That is INSANELY cool. Thanks for the educational heads-up. :D
Blanzin
I think you'll find that you're a lumberjack and that you're ok!
ThatguyMortem
islander311
I get the reference
Toohastybyfar
As a salty Arborist, can confirm
Chouilste
Make work stories!!!
Maybe :)
Good answer. I need more practice at reading the weight. I've gotten stuck too many times. I'm GREAT with a wedge and hammer though!
lLikeTurtles
Thank you mister forestry worker.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
How many bodies did you put there 1st?
bikemerc
Its like golf, u fix your divots
LastEverUsername
I love the fact that at least there's so many ready to take it's place!!
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
You made me spit coffee in my work meeting! My boss is looking at me
touchednotbyanangel
Toupee
MichelGoussu
He's totally unimpressed !
copingcabana
A good golfer always replaces their divots.
Sokonomi
I love how that jumberjack is just like "meh" and keeps going with what he was cutting.
ProfessorMatt
Tim...ber?
riflemanreed
I was expecting something more Wiley Coyote in this..
Cousinkyle
And all was right in the world, again
mnmachine
Anyone else want to know what was under there?
ZillerA1
the ground
brizzer
That splush at the end just makes it right. +1
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
That's one hell of a divot.
TheHappyHermit
always replace your divot
thechelonianshelmet
Put a president behind it & you could stump the Trump
ThatMonkeyFromCaptainPlanet
No Minecraft posts?
sammyismycat
wow! That's cool!
TheHumanCentipad
How to bury a body 101
enzocw
Ooooooh satisfying
Y0b0sey0
As per safety regulations, he stops at the right moment to shout, “Dirt Flap!” Alerting his nearby fellow crewmen. By the book.
Knifemoose
wow, that was fucking backwards.
trippintherift
Now THAT is how you kill a spider
UncleBuck71
This has actually killed people. Also he just ruined his sawblade. #Notapro
Brandy321
Jack finally finishing off that beanstalk.
nativeamerican1
Boatsntoes
Wait, did all of those stumps do that? He didn't even look up like it's old news.
sspeckerss
What I wanna know is why space a time bent around the roots as they fell.
sugwhite
Witchcraft!
StarmineRendezvous
Crazyaudit
How the fuck?
tapthatash
A lot of trees down here in Florida looked like this after Irma.
BenSwol0
Pine trees have a shallow root system, and grow best in sandy soil. The smaller trees kept everything knitted together.
oxpajama
With a chainsaw.
gandraw
Why is the cut appearing 3m away from where he was cutting though
oxpajama
Lumberjack Simulator is still in beta, the trees hitbox wasn't aligned properly.
RaineMaxwell
b-but... that's not where he was cutting.... xD
thabuschwackerOG
Exactly
Kyrorayne
Pappy55
Orientedx3depravity
TIL
PrivateHomi
Glitch in the matrix
iwasdoingfinelurking
If you look closely, you can see a cut at the spot where it separated.
RaineMaxwell
'tis true without lying! but again, that's not the spot he was actively cutting. :P
antagonisticcontrarian
Your right...he is right....but doeant make it right by saying that your right ..wheb he is right....why did i write this
Yupurineutah
Maybe doing incomplete cuts assuming it may do that. Starting at the other end risks half the tree re-erecting itself.
Allthegunsintheworld
"portals find a way"
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
i love the smilies indicating you know exactly what's going on and are being cute/sarcastic and people are explaining it to you anyway
radicalbread
Tree's have two sides to cut, tension and compression. He made a cut 99% through on the stump, then started cutting the compression away
thabuschwackerOG
Roger that
TheGreatClockworkJohnson
This, this is also a very dangerous scenerio
HappyNeedo
You sir deserves a reverse downvote
sammyismycat
What happens if he just cut that first cut 100%? Log would fly? :)
radicalbread
Super dangerous, really hard to predict where anything is going to go.
unsaltedandsharkfree
His bar would get pinched in the tree
Articate
bar?
radicalbread
The thing the chain sits and spins on
PudgyPinkiePie
The middle solid part of a chainsaw is called the bar
sammyismycat
radicalbread
causing the weight of the tree to transfer onto the ground instead of the stump, and root system, causing the stump cut to let go and the
Steffn
Looks like the 1% left on the stump simply didn't have enough strenght to hold the roots for longer.
radicalbread
roots to fall back down. Source : Am forestry worker.
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
But that's not where he was cutting ...
sammyismycat
Your knowledge....that's hot! :)
radicalbread
Talk nerdy to me <3
LostLocust
... which is much safer than just cutting through immediately.
AprilHamLincon
Tnx
KhaosRanger
Thanks for the explanation! Cause it confused the hell out of me
Pupvote
That is INSANELY cool. Thanks for the educational heads-up. :D
Blanzin
I think you'll find that you're a lumberjack and that you're ok!
ThatguyMortem
islander311
I get the reference
Toohastybyfar
As a salty Arborist, can confirm
Chouilste
Make work stories!!!
radicalbread
Maybe :)
islander311
Good answer. I need more practice at reading the weight. I've gotten stuck too many times. I'm GREAT with a wedge and hammer though!
lLikeTurtles
Thank you mister forestry worker.