Oct 7, 2016 2:29 AM
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sjf7351
Why is it not on fire!
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
You've led a good life, everyone, but now it's time to blow up the planet. Can't risk this thing mutating in space.
vetwalker47
It's been a while, OP, so forgive me, but I believe that particular genus is Nopeis Nopeii, of the family Hellis Nopeis Nopeis.
StuckinaBalloon
That's a big ol' nope.
PartyManSam
That's a rare Hairy Nope
DavidBowiesEyepatch
Where do you live, how large and where did you catch it?
And is that upside down?
pazuzu
OP is in Oregon
whythehellamistillherewithdumbshitlikethis
The kind that makes you burn down the house
kittykittypewpew
definitely not a wolf spider
AAAAAAARRRRGGGHH
IDK but this is your solution
CsharpDeveloperWhosLoveTacosandLadies
Is a big fucking Nop!
nolatek
Burn it...
MoistMyEvilMoistureBuddy
It looks like some kind of tarantula
airforce96
Nope.
GaleTheVapeGod
Oh that's easy... It's a nope
TumEsticks
Is that the fucking spider from It?
darkninja2992
I think it wants a hug
Killertomato84
appears to be a male trapdoor spider.
I agree with @Killertomato84 OP is in Oregon and the plate thorax with raised pattern is a species in the Trapdoor or Folding Door family
not sure of the exact flavor, but definitely the trapdoor variety
justrokkit
Judging by the color, I'd say Nutella.
DeathToSwans
Spider flavour. Oh delicious.
sjf7351
Why is it not on fire!
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
You've led a good life, everyone, but now it's time to blow up the planet. Can't risk this thing mutating in space.
vetwalker47
It's been a while, OP, so forgive me, but I believe that particular genus is Nopeis Nopeii, of the family Hellis Nopeis Nopeis.
StuckinaBalloon
That's a big ol' nope.
PartyManSam
That's a rare Hairy Nope
DavidBowiesEyepatch
Where do you live, how large and where did you catch it?
DavidBowiesEyepatch
And is that upside down?
pazuzu
OP is in Oregon
whythehellamistillherewithdumbshitlikethis
The kind that makes you burn down the house
kittykittypewpew
definitely not a wolf spider
AAAAAAARRRRGGGHH
CsharpDeveloperWhosLoveTacosandLadies
Is a big fucking Nop!
nolatek
Burn it...
MoistMyEvilMoistureBuddy
It looks like some kind of tarantula
airforce96
Nope.
GaleTheVapeGod
Oh that's easy... It's a nope
TumEsticks
Is that the fucking spider from It?
darkninja2992
I think it wants a hug
Killertomato84
appears to be a male trapdoor spider.
pazuzu
I agree with @Killertomato84 OP is in Oregon and the plate thorax with raised pattern is a species in the Trapdoor or Folding Door family
Killertomato84
not sure of the exact flavor, but definitely the trapdoor variety
justrokkit
Judging by the color, I'd say Nutella.
DeathToSwans
Spider flavour. Oh delicious.