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KittenSecretAgent
It's a baby cage! Like the one I had as a baby, only better- this one has windows.
Isuckatusernames2
Are these legit?
Atmosphere2
Who wakes a baby? isn't everyone's goal to put them to sleep?
iwasmadetobelievetherewouldbeflan
Never too early to start your kid on chess.
notme222
Obviously you can't just hand the kid a shotglass. You gotta be smart like my folks were with me: http://dontevenreply.com/images/crib3.jpg
tj678
OMG best laugh of the week! Thx you Sir!
iSellTeenyTinyFireEngineRedBabyCoffins
Hmm that explains a lot actually...I thought somehow I ended up with a defective model
Gguyer
I've always loved these, but it's sad that there are most likely people that do the don'ts here with their children.
PadraigS
God the feeding baby one cracked me up
vinylspear
I see nothing wrong here.
Johnsexington
This wouldn't be an issue if baby would stop free loading and get a job. You live in my house? We playing chess.
vinylspear
You're just don't like it when the kid beats you at chess
allotherusernamestaken89
Instructions unclear. Stand by for dead baby jokes.
superafleck
parents today are doing #14 too much
OlordyWhathaveidone
Laughed more than I should
Lagbeard
#4 it's actually lifting that shit, is his name Clark by any chance?
holyfukivetriedsomanyusernames
#12 triggered me. Damn double standards. I'm a guy.
aayhan
Actually, some males are able to lactate and feed babies that way if there is no mother around. By which I mean he's single. Read it once.
hanabakemono
The bundling baby one... my dad folded our blankets up and carried us around while singing the Mr. Stork song from Dumbo. I got feels now...
Boxxyforpresident
Any babies out there wanna confirm?
ghettofish
@OP Nursing baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CLxfpmACc
cullthemeek
I am the most interesting baby in the world. I don't usually drink, but when I do I drink Dos XX
theonedudeoverthere
i always thought that throwing the baby in the dryer kept that new baby smell
SandyTentaclez
I would be a terrible mother!
TheZulthar
technically 12 is wrong as men can also lactate
meganical
I'm too disturbed by this to look it up to see if it's correct. I'm better not knowing
SteadyMushroom
I'm with you on this.
MemeMachineWolfy
LokiShinigami
#3 both are actually wrong. Baby Carseats have to be rear facing now.
KikkiHiiriFin
Whaaat? Not here in Finland they don't.
docweird
No, but it's still Liikenneturva's recommendation for kids under 3.
KikkiHiiriFin
Sorry my bad! Of course they are. Brainfart etc.
ThisAccountThisOneRightHere
TIL i'm a bad parent...
pashka555
#26 Hey, that's sexist
theonedudeoverthere
i have nipples can you milk me greg?
platero
My wife just got pregnant, I'm hoping someone gets us a copy of this so I can keep future baby alive.
HarleyTheGreat
I have yet to meet a baby that didn't like chess, and catching up over a cup of coffee.
AnApologeticCanadian
Lol catching up "so what've you been up to hun?" "Eh nothing much, was born a day ago so thats cool i guess."
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
The baby is beating him at chess too.
HarleyTheGreat
Because they like chess
Shoodlenoodle
Or taking a tumble in my dryer!
Norok0311
How many babies have you met?
HarleyTheGreat
Ten
RickCaptain
Seven
Gonzi1667
Or sucking a man's nipple
BatChild9000
Or a good cup of cider after a hard days work
dragonthc
My mother-in-law, every time jammed her fingers into the diaper and pulled them out and smelled them. Nasty ass lady.
slivr
Nasty ass, lady
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zigbigidorlu
Nasty, ass lady
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much
Thelocalanimelewdsdealer
Dirty butt girl
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combatwombat0
Unclean posterior woman
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nate2964
Filthy darrair female.
dragonthc
guys