How to Annoy a Cat

Apr 22, 2016 4:14 AM

RuffleMyFluffles

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your death will be slow, human.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of weed does your cat smoke. Cause if I tried any of these my cat would eat my ass for breakfast.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How are you not dead yet?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(last one) I thought only my cat enjoyed a good rectal poke.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What breed ples?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reminds me so much of my fat bastard.. we don't deserve cats.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat: "Billions of hoomans in the world and I got stuck with this asshole."

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I waltz with my cat singing "I knoooow yoooou, I danced with you once upon a dream~" Thing is, he purrs when I do.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my wife would rub me the @OP rubs that cat... :-/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish my cat had that level of "I don't give a shit". Right now she is at "I want you to pet me, but at the same time I hate being touched"

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I love it when you pet cats and they walk away, but still expect you to keep petting them, so they basically want you to follow them around.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had one that would go through phases of insisting on sitting on my lap, but growling if I tried to stroke her.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

37 people died in the process of making this.

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

"Being alive"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to violate a cat

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 6

A cat is fine too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to annoy a cat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How you not dead?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How to Annoy a Cat: Step 1)Exist

10 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 6

Haha, you beat me to it!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 2: ? Step 3: Die.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No, dying would sassify the cat overlord. Until dinner.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

step 4 profit!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just like Dark Souls.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Except these cats aren't on fire/made of ice.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

XD Mine bites if you piss him off that much.After many signals and doing the "no" thing with all his paws.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF are you doing in that last one?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat sure puts up with your shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If i tried any of these on my cat, I wouldn't have a hand left.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Straight up groping" - LOL!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have a pet and don't mess with them like this, you need to reevaluate your life.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That cat just does not care

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

are you fingering its butthole?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat hates you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This cat has the patience of a saint.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That cat has the patience of a saint.

10 years ago | Likes 526 Dislikes 3

that cat has the patience of a dog

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To lazy to murder

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#10 is when I would stop though... There it looks like it's gonna jump in your face any second

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And the cholesterol level of a 40 year old Chris Farley.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But did you see that #8 NOM !

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which it absorbed by eating the saint, apparently.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That cats is fucking fat and probably doesn't have the energy to flee this constant pestering.

10 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 13

It shocks me how many Japanese youtube cats are so incredibly overweight. :(

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No I have a fat cat and he will either retaliate or move just out of reach

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe. Some cats are simply ultra chill, though.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

He's low-key planning a murder tho

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You haven't seen joe the cat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw man, image titles are on the bottom for mobile users... Sorry mobile people... The formatting will be wrong for you. =(

10 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 4

I wanted to make headers for each image group...

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

+1 for effort.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Japan by any chance? Everything around reminds me of Japan. Even the flooring.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep it is, look up the vine account if you want more. What I posted was just a small SMALL portion of the videos.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted May 10, 2016 12:56 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

If you look at the source (google that username), you'll see a lot of vines treating the Cat right. I only compiled the ones annoying it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Pinching kitty cheek fat is the best

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Mine are on the top

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mobile browser looks okay, but not iOS app sadly

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bottom of the Android app too :'(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mine is on the top and im on iPad

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just iPhones then!? The discrimination =(

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0