dontlookinmybeard
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Dec 16, 2020 5:23 AM
dontlookinmybeard
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Jimmytheeel
Definitely not the first bird she's choked.
RoamingEast
shes got that swedish grip
rezpup
Killah mom
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
hikerguy
Now pull and Ozzy!
cynix85
VivTheKitsune
SexualCannibal
It’s what we say to the god of death.
CovidIsAirborne
Your mum’s got ninja reflexes
Zack1001
Not to mention the child's ninja camera skills to be able to capture that
geraltofriva
"Harder daddy" seagull maybe idk tho
JohnEburt
Often times people forget we are human bad asses
BrofessorDumbleBro
It’s definitely funny. She’s giving that seagull the ol’ sasuke choke.
TaintToucher
The face says "you're pathetic I will eat you"
happenedtomeonce
TCGView
Bird was like "Holy shit! They've evolved!"
Oldenoughtoknowbetterbutdont
"I'll let you live to tell your friends"
prs722
Only level 100? I set my max skill levels to 999 with a mod. Also every time I make a skill legendary I gain a 10 level skill bonus max 500.
DIINKELBERG
Trustinlies
Um sauce? that sounds nice
DIINKELBERG
That is "golden wind".
Trustinlies
Do you know who the sax players are? Thats what im more interested in honestly lol
DIINKELBERG
No idea.
parasitoid
CaverExtrordinaire
I mean, jesus, a triple chin
mormacil
I don't think you can grab her by the throat...
Djkb6718
You can grab her by the gizzards underneath her face. There's enough fat for two handfuls.
mormacil
UnstableProductions
You can roll her away
mormacil
I dunno, the higher the mass of an object the more energy must be exerted to start movement of the object in question
SystemERROR1
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
isnt choking birds dangerous?
chrispydtankPS4
Baha... Saying that is like saying "isn't it dangerous to jump out of a plane without a parachute?" Baha +1
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
like you could draw aggro and gwt attacked?
Trankia12
It is for the birds.
SomeoneTookMyUsernameToo
Not really, but you should have consent and agree with a safe word at first.
NLOVNI
Mine
DiminishingCapacity
Mine
Ramdej
Mine
camelsp1der
Let’s mine this for all it’s worth.
jesusisherelookbusy
Mine!
nivekoneub
MINE!!
glitchead
Minecraft: Achievement Unlocked [Not Today, Thank You]
LutraLazuli
How many people wish they can do this to the Karens
Drakunai
StainlessEel
dontlookinmybeard
Mine!
syntaxxor
Cue Ultra Instinct Theme
one100hundred
NLOVNI
That’s good right there
NLOVNI
*gold*
prs722
I hope you know that businesses respond to shrinkage by raising prices. That bird may be the reason prices increase.
CovidIsAirborne
Pretty sneaky, birb
Smurfslayer9
Mine mine mine mine
theEarlOfSharts
Mine?
hotrodny
I dislike seagulls with the power of a thousand suns. I got a warm feeling inside when i saw this pic.
MeatSparkles
Same, dirtiest air rats of all time.
antivaxtumblrvegan
You'd like it here. A guy recently appeared in court for using a seagull as a projectile during a drunken fight. A few years ago, in a (1/?)
hotrodny
Ending seagulls immediately is the way. No point in animal cruelty.
antivaxtumblrvegan
town nearby, a guy was charged with animal cruelty for grabbing a seagull by the beak and swinging it around a lamppost. And at about (2/?)
antivaxtumblrvegan
that time, there was a guy who was leaving chips in the road, waiting for seagulls to land, and then driving over them with his van. (3/3)
RackhamTheRed
How did those three stories end?
antivaxtumblrvegan
With injured or dead seagulls, mostly. Also, convictions for the first two, don't know if the last guy was caught.
fpol
I always thought they were just kinda goofy birds until they nested in our chimney and got fucking feisty every time we'd leave or enter
fpol
the flat.They didn't mind me so much but my housemate had it bad. Short version: they divebomb you with piss->shit->vomit->claws. Fuck that.
MostlyDinosaurs
Surviving the Great Depression just hits some grandmas different
graehall
great or great great grandmas at this point.
Chimichanga007
In a few months that will be the 2nd greatest depression !
ICreatedU
You mean the bronze age collapse
apneax3n0n
you mean the other great drepression before the one we are in ?
Putitinyomama
shmekie
Lol no. If you remember the Great Depression you’d be at the very least 90 years old.
simplygimply
How old do you think that woman is?
MarkySpaceMagnet
My thought as well
orbitn
25 w/ 5 kids.
MostlyDinosaurs
dontlookinmybeard
Bwahahah