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RitchEss
That's a dildo.
xcellers
Was sure that was a dildo
greygiraffe
Let's be real, that's a dildo.
OctaveOmase
As a French, this looks more like a bald caterpillar than freaking bread
papertraveller
and you know what else people like to compare to babies arms? particularly when said baby is holding an apple?
justanotherdoug
That's a penis.
IllJerkOffToLiterallyAnything
+1 for creepy fucking title.
Zegot
do they sit like this as babies?
blunderthrust
This makes me feel weird.
richincleve
It looks like a baby's arm NOT holding an apple.
fivetoone
I'm pretty sure the Japanese are aliens trying to act human
fluufluu
English lit people are all thinking of "A Modest Proposal"
CouldHaveHadClass
Bread! Yes, bread, I totally knew that was bread in the thumbnail. That's why I clicked on the link... ...to look at bread.
Goodgyrl
Why? Do they taste similar?
BelfryBats
I was seriously concerned from that thumbnail for a second...
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
Is that a baby arm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Please be a penis...please...
pthalio
"bread"
Reknball
Japanese? I doubt that's bread.
R1200GS
Yes, but which one glows in the dark?! (Hint: it ain't the bread)
NotHellmanns
O...thats bread?
HypnagogicHallucinations
Well, just the one.
LordDevi
God babies are disgusting things.
OhEmGee02
Eat em both !!
LiteralZachary
I don't think that's 'butter' on that 'bread'.
Averageexception
+1 for the title !
thesplashingblumpkins
The fuck kind of bread is that?
SethCronyn
Oh, Japan! Never change.
redsilverchum
Now have the baby hold an apple.
holgerdk
BLAM'
tangripper
damn you beat me to it! +1
VenerateThisGuy
Yet no banana for scale.
Titanslayerzeus
Did not think that was bread. Thought it was MUCH worse.
strayaproblems
My dicks like a baby arm holding an apple... (Frequently used term)
teslavsedison
Mmmmmm...yeasty.
YouMadeMeSignIn
"baby arm."
herbie4206
Holding an apple.
ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleThoseWhoNeedClosure
To most people ordering food in a restaurant these days there is nothing worse than bread.
DrMurloc
Everything is bread if you're brave enough.
ThisIsGod
A really long and skinned potato
NuclearMonk
Welcome our new baby! 8 lbs - 3oz, alongside an All-American Ultra Whopper
HitlersHornyNippleRing
Oh, bread?? Thank god, thought that was a dildo
Username69420
That's a pretty substantial dildo. Be careful and don't hurt yourself!
HitlersHornyNippleRing
Being a man with a small butt i will make sure not to hurt myself :)
Username69420
Hahaha. Safety first my friend
HitlersHornyNippleRing
I'll get the safety goggles!
Username69420
And a helmet!