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Dec 16, 2017 1:47 PM
littlereddinosaur
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rimehoarfrost
You are but a single bead on a string of lives I hold together.
mds308
You can't have your cake and eat it too. Yes you can. You CAN'T eat your cake and have it too.
CrazyNZCamel
This was a good dump for my dump
UmbraDomini
anyone got sauce for #34?
Scythrael
#1: I always knew DW was a ho.
bluebird13
Quality dump for my morning dump. Well done.
ABillionDucks
#7 Getting big dicked and killed sounds like the perfect date.
GoingDowninaBlazeofGlory
"its my cake day, here's a bunch of pictures i found on the internet instead of being creative or sharing anything worthwhile"
OutFerARip
It's Rich Evans!
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Fuckin now I have to cancel my FFXIV account cuz I'm thinking about Moogle buttholes. Thanks man I was JUST about to become a Dragoon.
heroofhyla
You don't want to be a dragoon anyway. Monk is way better.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Dragoon is always my class. They're my favorite. Kain Highwind is my god.
bluepopsicles
#10 lol I thought I was the only one who this pisses off EVERY time i go to self check out. Makes me want to steal stuff just to mess it up
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
Was that Menorah giving me the finger.
Zibbon50cal4
Martellus
Either Arthur has too many sexual innuendos, or the people that makes these are too imaginative when it comes to perverted stuff
RadioactiveCanuck
The Blood is Thicker Than Water one is wrong, Two contemporary authors suggested the extended version was first with no real evidence to 1/2
RadioactiveCanuck
Back them up, the original phrase is just “Blood is Thicker Than Water” and refers to a duty to family no matter the distance. 2/2
Cereaza
#5 I had a painting that had ALL these full phrases on the wall of my bathroom. I read it every time I shat, which led to some long shats.
YudeeKayFacey
dam normie...
KingCornish
In every good dump there is at least one item most of us don’t understand and skim over, but this only adds to the happy randomness.
GuardsmanMiku
#1 who the fuck makes a relateable meme about being unfaithful and how did it get popular enough to be in a dump
BrohthorNature
Satisfying dump. The cake is a lie.
TheThingsTheyCarried
Necessary remind that those "full versions" of quotes are fake.
ATalkingMushroom
BurningVeryImportantThings
you user name = awesome book by an awesome author. I've read a few of his works The Things They Carried being my favorite
BobbiBabbalooney
Damn. I was so happy.
DidNoOneNoticeThis
They aren't 'fake', but they aren't the originals. They were probably added later as rebuttals to the originals is my guess.
TheThingsTheyCarried
Yes, that's the case. But they are "fake origins."
ManOfFocus
One of them is flat out incorrect. The "full" version is "Jack of all trades, master of none, but SOMETIMES better than the master of one"
catscatscatscat
Why do you have to do this to us?
Sinjai
Everyday is an adjective, every day is usually what you mean.
bronypokey6918
I mean id rather be a master of one... skateing
stigmaoftherose
I quite enjoy being a master of breathing, but whatever goats your float.
bronypokey6918
I dont think anyone is a master of breathing
stigmaoftherose
They say it takes 10,000 hours to master something, I'm sure I've spent more time than that breathing
MelfsAcidArrow
That Hearthstone one, nice
ThePiedPiperofRuination
#6
hardytardigrade
You know, a little research reveals that #5 is basically complete bullshit. Those aren't the "full" or "original" versions of those phrases.
GuardsmanMiku
yeh i imagine some are original but others where just witty comebacks invented by some smart cunt
BardicLasher
I'm doing a quick look, and there's no evidence of ANY being the original. Though "Blood is thicker than water"s origin is actually that (1
BardicLasher
(2) you can trust your brother even in the high-stress situation of sailing in a storm. It's literally about water.
ATalkingMushroom
hardytardigrade
Shhh, I enjoy facts
quazel
+1 for Life is Strange
PrivateNoodles
Yea I’m glad I’m not the only one who understands
Soupertrooper
Chloe is such a Koala.
GiraffeLoveImgur
Ayyyyye
perfectbosom
I am confusion. When did max save Chloe?
Zeldon567
Many times and never.
Phalcone42
When didn't she?
perfectbosom
Oh shit. Don't know why I blanked so much, but I remember now.
quazel
Like literally all the time
perfectbosom
Shit, my mind went blank.. the shooting thing, the train tracks, I remember
ralphwiggles
it's a full time job for max to protect her girlfriend
Stickdog71732
How did #6 get 38 likes?!?!?!?!?
dansypants
Shock value?
BurgundyBurrito
Same reason we upvote things that make us uncomfortable. So others have to see it
bluepopsicles
yea that is just a whole lot of concern. I'm not even clear as to how he was able to squeeze out faps to what is possibly a 10 second bit
eAngel666
Don’t you mean only 38 likes??
MagicalTimelord
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zebracakes33
Because it's so sexy
manamarish
Yeah man, I'm gonna go jerk off to it rn
RockmanModelZ
Can we do it together? No homo.