KimchiQueen
198033
7187
111
Edit: Holy heck, first time FP! Pls send unreasonably tiny animals.
Oct 8, 2016 8:35 PM
KimchiQueen
198033
7187
111
Edit: Holy heck, first time FP! Pls send unreasonably tiny animals.
fauxglove
Graphic Design - Just wait for the paint to dry first, ok?
captbananapants
Microbiology - You never stop
PhailRaptor
Botany: "Delectable tea, or deadly poison?"
yamatto
Political Science - Sure, but he'll taste like cheeto dust and regret.
iforgothowtomakeausername
I was gonna say "whatever gets votes"
TurangaLeeIa
Entomology? Uhhh...seems ill-advised
kjoboo
idont know dont some people eat bugs
Leelaaaaaaa
Geology one is true, I have licked a mineral to identify it and I'm just a biologist, can't imagine how many you have to lick as a geologist
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Depends on the linguistics. Socio? Weird. Second language acq? Also weird. First language acquisition? You will DEFINITELY be put on a list.
walroid
hey gurl u wanna practice some quadrilabial percussives
pyronyzen
That sound much dirtier than it actually is
skwint
You can lick linguists if you are cunning enough
KimchiQueen
theincredibledork
Imgur- If you lick the "science", the monitor will get smeared and won't reflect your shameful face, you animal.
JustCallMeMrPigg
Physiology: You know where to go.
happinessconsultant
Down under
Jerkfacedjerk
it's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me!
MRWubbs
Australia?
UnemployedReceptionist
Where women roar and men thunder
shakedownblues
Anatomy - ask first.
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
I was waiting for that in the post
SneeakyAsian
Nuclear Engineering - It'll taste hot, and probably melt your eyeballs
Etoribio
I have enough dedication to lick uranus
VigorousButtstuff
How YOU doin'
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Sup?
CanadasOnlyBlackGuy
Psychology- and how does my tongue make you feel?
tbrown37
History: why sre you licking a textbook?
SomeCrazyNerd
Love me some Stalin paintings MMMM.
HistoryRules
I spilled my coffee on that textbook, that's why.
VigorousButtstuff
I PAID FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THIS STUPID TEXTBOOK THAT WE WON'T EVEN USE SO FUCK YOU I'M GONNA LICK IT IF I WANNA
Ttarler
Mathematics - Define "lick"
CaptainMcMoot
Virology: Congrats, you just killed 5 million people.
mechanerd
Quantum Physics - Yes and No
Thepicklegod
Gynecology: go for it
Rapiecage
especially if you love the taste of blue waffles
stoffable
Hmmm... Delicious tea... or deadly poison? Hmm...
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Apparently it was deadly poison... I love iroh
EngravedToaster
Gerontology: Only if you like leather.
ButtercreamCandybatch
What about Food Science? Licking required...
rolmo3
There's dozens of us!
pyronyzen
Food Science - Gotta start somewhere
Whatevenisrelevant
Cardiology: i may have to hit you with paddles afterwards
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Cosmetology - depends on if u wanna die or have hair in your mouth but no matter what ask first
Petemccabe
Meteorology: If it's snowing, then sure.
pyronyzen
Or Nuclear Physics?
geonerd
Geology should be: Often needed, sometimes dangerous. We lick stuff all the time.
MelodiousDissonance
Geology, Hay, hay let's see if we can get the new intern to lick this, bet you a beer
Whomptastic1
That last one takes the gold.
PajamaStripes
I favorited for Zoology. I'm a zoologist.
Jerkfacedjerk
Upvoted because same!
robogeek78
Actually it takes the brown.
arthurianx
Bronze, it's closer to ... brown.
TK421isAFK
I hear having someone lick Uranus is out of this world.
WonTooSri
Genealogy - I mean you shouldn't but that never stopped Alabama.
DarthSpyder7
UncleAIex
nice.gif
HomeBrewtality
As an Alabaman, bravo. I lol'd.
officerofthelol
My brother just got married in Kentucky. They actually asked if he and his fiance were related before they'd give them a marriage license.
Flyndaran
Unless one's an alien then of course they're related. All life on earth is related. What a dumb question.
MaelstromVanguard
Unless the panspermia theory is right. Then all life everywhere could be related!
ihatewarmpickles
They do that everywhere. I'm in Chicago and they asked. I never went to a court house that didn't ask.
chbarts
Except in Alabama, they won't give you one UNLESS you say yes.
DidItForScience
How many times have you been married???
ihatewarmpickles
Never. Just went as a witness a few times
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
I'm a neuroscientist, you can't tell me whose brain I can and can't lick
DorthLous
I'm more into nerves myself...
Kidiri
I'm 99.9% sure you can't lick your own brain.
PyroAvok
Cap'n Jack Sparrow did it.
PyroDragon
Not with THAT attitude!
FlyHead
http://i.imgur.com/YyDMTol
IrradiatedBec
Challenge accepted
genericusernamewastaken
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
You don't know me
Kidiri
Hence the 0.1%
Kidiri
Hence the 0.1%
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
You're good
Kidiri
That's what she said;
AdrocThurston
Didn't Anthony Hopkins feed a guy his own brain in Red Dragon?
SamuraiFoxes
I was just remembering that scene...
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
Ah yes, that very accurate historical documentary.
AdrocThurston
Finding interesting things browsing random? Threw me off a bit going “I don’t remember making that comment”
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
Lol, yep. Forgot I was on random and didn't even realize the post was 4 years old.
smolboots
That was Hannibal.
AdrocThurston
So it is… oops.
RyanMcParty
Software Engineering - chuckles, then cries as I remember my code is still not working.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputer
tpgreyknight
Have you tried licking it off and on again?
WonTooSri
Is it licked in?
tpgreyknight
Yes, but I keep getting this TongueTiedException
FirstDagger
You might want to catch that Tongue with a cat.
BoozeHound001
I know your feeling. I'm still trying to get my 'hello world' to work.
beautalitious90
Oh dear. Well there is a lot of help out there, but if it's Java or c++ I can help, lol
RyanMcParty
jesuisgur
Mine started working on friday evening, 10 minutes before deadline.
AltLeftAltRightWhatIsThisACheatCode
Wrote a code to get around the CMD restriction in highschool
RaRaPotato
Being required to learn and use WPF for a project, kinda getting the basics and following the MSDN site pointers.... but its still a cunt
Khylandil
Upvote twice
kmikl
Lick it. Lick it good...
MexicanCatFur
*dies from disease caused by licking old keyboard*
ImInuk
Same, though the fact that my code is " #include " might explain the fact
cousteau
Try adding volatile!
WorkerLurker
You sure it's the code and not the logic?
BronzeLeaguePro
Unit tests, decomposition, etc. Those are things for a reason. (They give you more things to lick.)
Sheepyhead
As a computer scientist I can relate
mykillercupcakes
So, difference between software engineering and Comp Sci? I've heard that at bachelor level they're almost identical.
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
my magic 8 ball says: You have a semicolon after your for and thus the body is only executed once.
pilojo
This saddens me because I have a massive website to make for a course and IE won't cooperate. Has to run on the 3 major browsers perfectly
JeanZedlav
Here's the problem: you're using IE. Make a argument that it's so outdated it's unnecessary.
Matthew0275
Nothing runs on explorer perfectly unless it is the most bare bones no frills maybe add a shade of grey website.
skwint
Aaaaah, but you are learning the words to the "I hate IE" song that web devs like to sing over their Friday evening beers.
pilojo
And I'm hating Mac for c language
TURTLEWAX1
But have you licked it yet?
oraclesnarky
Browser detection. Anything lower than IE9 and just put up a page directing to update. I'm a web developer and that's what we do.
tpgreyknight
> run on IE > perfect > pick one
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Woa 4chan? Is that you?
tpgreyknight
Just because I use comedy chevrons doesn't mean I am the fearsome hacker known as 4chan! http://imgur.com/3OFpltU
BronzeLeaguePro
Comedy chevron? They're how you quoted in old e-mail and on Usenet in ye goode olde days
pilojo
Aye, my feelings exactly. Thankfully there's no javascript. I've heard there's more compatibility issues with that than html5
tpgreyknight
Which javascript framework is the Hot New Thing this week, one wonders.
aguacatedeldiablo
Simplify your approach to the box model, that'll solve most inconsistencies and make the remainder easy to fix.
aguacatedeldiablo
Specifically, be consistent in how you use padding, margin and widths.
ScaredScorpion
I know that assignment requirement, so either it's a pretty standard thing for web courses at other unis or WDC at UofA
pilojo
Probably standard. We have to meet W3 gold certification
Kidiri
Firefox, Chrome, Safari.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Writing a separate code to work well on a Mac OS is possibly even harder...
Wander1236
Or even Opera.
CooCooCaChew
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png
BryceMasterman
I enjoy this little pictures much more than I should
pilojo
Sadly, IE is the most used browser, so, my teacher demands compatibility with it. He said if it wasn't popular, we could damn it to hell.
Kungfoolery
Really last I checked ie is trailing. Perhaps most installed.
Trifyre
The biggest problem being that IE has absolute shit compatability for html and css
pilojo
I heard javascript caused more problems than html and css. I may be wrong, my project doesn't have me using javascript.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Tell him Edge is now more used.
pilojo
Edge isn't too bad. Haven't tested my assignments in it, though.
thefinaldegree
Take screenshots of each page, cut up and reconstruct with tables *evil laughter*
thefinaldegree
Tables are GREAT for layout.
lighterletter
Why the hell is IE still relevant?
pilojo
Because businesses think third party software is the devil and refuse to download other browsers
Bomber916
Because IE is easily controlled through group policy. IE is the only browser that still supports some legacy Active X and Java apps.
BronzeLeaguePro
Java apps? As someone who writes Java, you mean that browser plugin thingie that ran Java that everyone wants to kill, right?
Bomber916
Exactly. I didn't say we liked it, but there is no good replacement for some of these applications yet, and they are VERY neceasary. :-(
tpgreyknight
Abstract mathematics: Yes, but only if your tongue can taste its own Gödel flavour
APersonWhoUsesImgur
I do not think you understand Gödel's theorems.
djice777
Hr could be thinking independent of standard axioms
VigorousButtstuff
You only say that because you haven't licked them.
tpgreyknight
You assume incorrectly.
Syvvi
Misread that as 'You assume correctly'. Was funnier before
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Any consistent formal system F within which a certain amount of elementary arithmetic can be carried out is incomplete; i.e., there are 1/
tpgreyknight
I don't know why you're quoting this at me. I know this. I know the hell out of this.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Clearly you don't. You're joke doesn't make sense in the context of the theorem statements.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
there are statements of the language of F which can neither be proved nor disproved in F.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Assume F is a consistent formalized system which contains elementary arithmetic. Then F is not provable in Cons(F).