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Hux is healthy and is growing quickly. He has lightning fast reflexes and a good sense of how to open stuff that might be interesting. Look how skillfully he opens the wooden box. I think it's pretty clever to stand on top of the lightweight box and act as a counterweight while opening the small lock.
It has become impossible to cook & eat without bribing him - but hux will steal his "fair-share" of your dinner anyway. Guess that's the worst kind of corruption. All in all the whole situation starts feeling like I am catched by stockholm syndrome.
He made a trip to the roof last week but was too afraid to come down or to explore the neighborhood. After 4 hours we started a rescue mission and brought him back on our shoulder.
Maybe his next attempt is more successful
I taught him to pick always the Jack of Hearts out of a small deck of cards. Notice how similar Jack Queen & King look. No Problem for Hux. You can see how he carefully checks out all the cards.
5 card stack this time. No problemo.
He's also learning more useful skills like finding & picking insects out of soil & grass. He is still getting flight training and shows great improvements.
HUX's BIG 3
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Strangest thing he ate last week: My contact lens.
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Most expensive destruction last week: Ripped out a couple keys (inc. fixation) out of my notebook.
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Biggest surprise last week: Hidden liver in toaster.
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Hux says hello:
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Sounds like you need to give him his own little dinner plate as a distraction when you eat.
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Hux don't care. Hux is not touching his food. Hux wants your food.
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Nice bird
BeeeardedMan
Looked at that dickbutt like the fuck is this?
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Trolled just like all of us watching.
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I would be interested in seeing you teach Hux how to type. Or something. Some type of communication. If an ape can sign, why can't Hux?
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Gorgeous birb. So smart. I am glad that he's doing well. Hopefully he will be able to integrate with a new family in the wild. Ty for sharin
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Lord of the crows.
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I need more Hux in my life!!! I adore corvids!!!
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What kind of doggo is that? I would like one.
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Dat freakin bird, I for once welcome our feather overlords. P.S. well he's a "Jackdaw" :P
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Quite a good guess. But he is a mix breed between a hooded and carrion crow. He was heavily malnutritioned when he was kicked out of
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the nest so he still has a bunch of white feathers. His new feathers are pitch black and strong :) It's hard to identify him as a crow in
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this post, but take a look at the post I made a couple weeks ago. In these pictures you can better see his outline. Greetings from Hux :)
funkmefunkyou
I love it!! He's such a smart little guy! Thanks for the update, keep em coming!
nameless013
We need more updates! Also, is he still pooping everywhere? And couldn't you train him in that?
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Sadly yes he is pooping everywhere (hint: you can see poop in one of the gifs). Potty train birds is said to be nearly impossible. 1/
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Maybe will try when he decides to stay longer. But first he needs to learn different things I guess. 2/2
nameless013
indeed, opening boxes with dickbutts is a much more important skill :P just don't teach him how to bring dark words ;)
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Who's a good bird? Hux is!
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Corvids are fuckin cool.
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I'm super jealous. I'd love to befriend a crow/raven.
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
The work that it takes to raise him is staggering. May look cool and all but I would not do it again.
SlutAtNight
I never thought I'd say this sentence: I want Hux to hide liver in my toaster!
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Nope. Trust me. You do not want that.
SlutAtNight
I know, but he's just so damn charming
SlutAtNight
Do you think if you brought out familiar things for him that he'd feel less anxious outside?
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
He also eats a bunch of worms, insects, fruits etc... Don't know if this has an effect. Guess the reason is he doesn't feel strong enough.
SlutAtNight
Well if he doesn't have motivation to leave and he's anxious about outside, I guess he wouldn't want to go. But if he were hungry, maybe?
SlutAtNight
Please don't think I mean starve him, but give him natural motivation, is more of what I mean
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hidden liver? what kind? the Prometheus kind?
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the "Dammit what smells so strang here?"-kind
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I loved the part where he opened the box, saw the dickbutt and was mildly confused, and then he proceeded to nibble on his dick. Glorious.
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Nope but he can fly a helix, does this count too?
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Old liver getting hot again. Seems like he wanted to surprise you with something good...
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What kind of birb is Hux?? A crow??
AtlasandCompany
I take that back he doesn't look like a crow!
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
But he is. Mix breed between carrion and hooded crow.
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How cool!! Never occurred to me that birds could cross breed too
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
a mix breed between a hooded and carrion crow isn't that common. don't now what that means for his search for a partner :\
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Ahaha thanks, I don't actually know wtf I'm on about though, I don't have too much exp. with programming apart from CNC work.
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