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Vlad the Impaler:
Although Vlad III has been deeply associated with stories about vampires and Dracula, Vlad is more famous for being one of the most tyrannical leaders in history not only because so many people were killed during his reign but also because of his delight in violence and the cruel treatment of prisoners and rebels. He enjoyed impaling his victims and supposedly even bathed in their blood. He was a Romanian ruler of the area of Wallachia three separate times between the years 1448 - 1477 AD. It is said that there where 20,000 impaled corpses outside Vlad's capital of Târgoviște, at one point.
Theodosius I:
For hundreds of years under the Romans, Christians had suffered torture and persecution, but under Emperor Theodosius I, the tables were turned. Theodosius was responsible for an empire-wide attack on pagans in all walks of life, destroying countless priceless temples and artifacts. He caused the Serapeum in Alexandria, the Temple of Apollo at Delphi, and the Vestal Virgins in Rome to be torn down. Any magistrate who didn’t carry out his anti-pagan laws were themselves attacked, and he outlawed the religious beliefs of millions. He even banned them from practicing at home, snuffed the eternal fire at Vesta, and disbanded the ancient Olympics. He is, of course, a Christian saint for all of this.
Emperor Justin II:
Justin II was the Byzantine Emperor from 565 to 578, and by all accounts went completely insane by the end of his reign. He started well enough, limiting the rampant spending of his predecessor, but his later years were dark. Tormented by dark thoughts, he was wheeled around his palace in a mobile throne, biting and licking passing attendants. Rumor has it that he even dabbled in cannibalism, though that’s hard to verify. He had organ music playing constantly to try and calm his mind, and recognizing his own madness, had the grace to abdicate before things went further.
Empress Wu:
Wu Zetian was empress of China from October 690 to February 705. She is the only woman in Chinese history to rule in her own right. She was a ruthless, cruel, sadistic and sexually depraved murderess who drove her people into chaos. She ordered tortures, executions and forced suicides on a daily basis. She had all of her rivals exiled or executed including the ex empress Wang. She also had members of her family executed including her niece, nephews and killed her newly born daughter. Other family members were exiled including her sons, in which one was eventually ordered to commit suicide. Wu had thousands of her people poisoned, strangled, mutilated, burned and boiled alive. Others had their noses, ears, feet and legs cut off. She died in December 705 at age 81.
Qin Shi Huang:
Qin Shi Huang was the first emperor of China from 221 BC to 210 BC. He was paranoid, brutal, cruel and sadistic. He improvised and massacred his people. In his first year in power, over 120,000 families were forced to relocate from their homes. He burned almost all books and writings in China and had hundreds of scholars beheaded and buried alive. He improvised his people, farmers in particular, by raising taxes. At one point, a million men were put to work as forced labor to build 4,700 miles of roads. He created walls and other architects that paved the way for the Great Wall of China, but hundreds of thousands were worked, starved to death and murdered. Qin was obsessed of trying to become immortal, when scientists and scholars failed to find a way, he had 480 of them buried alive. Even in death, he was afraid that he would be attacked. He ordered a 3 mile wide mausoleum to be built that required 700,000 people, most of them were killed in the process. It is possible that he killed over 1 million people. Qin died in September 210 BC.
I really find this guy interesting, I suggest you look more into his mausoleum, its really interesting.
Godfrey of Bouillon:
Godfrey of Bouillon was a Frankish knight who was the leader of the First Crusade, a military expedition by Western Christianity to regain the Holy Lands in which tens of thousands of people were killed. He was determined to avenge the blood of Jesus on the Jewish people. In 1099, he and his army arrived at Jerusalem. They charged into the city and and killed anyone that didn’t leave the city. They destroyed Holy sights. Solders, citizens, Jews and Muslims alike were killed. Victims were either burned or had their stomachs sliced open. The surviving Jews fled to a synagogue, which Godfrey burned down. He ordered his men to hunt down and kill all of the survivors that left the city. It is believed that no one survived. Piles of hands, feet and heads were scattered throughout the city. Godfrey is said to have stripped to his undergarments and walked barefoot through piles of blood that reached up to his ankles. It is possible that 70,000 Muslims alone were killed there. He died from plague in July 1100, his goal was complete.
Herod The Great:
Herod was king of Jueda from 37 BC to 4 BC. He was a heartless, paranoid and bloodthirsty man who committed unimaginable atrocities. He is beast known for wanting to kill Jesus and for committing the Massacre of the Innocents. According to the Bible, Herod ordered every boy at the age 2 or younger to be killed in Bethlehem. There are estimates that 10,000 to 150,000 boys were murdered, but Bethlehem was only a village, so historians think only a few dozen boys were killed, but Herod would have done it, regardless of the number of boys there were. He ordered the deaths of thousands of people including the high priest, his rivals, grandfather-in law, mother-in law, brother-in law, uncle, wife, 3 sons (one of his sons was killed only a few days before Herod died) and anyone else who he distrusted and thought was a threat to him, but most of his victims were innocent and given false crimes. He would kill anyone to stay in power. Shortly before his death, Herod ordered that the foremost men in Jueda should be executed so that his funeral would be marked by a national outpouring of grief. Fortunately, this command was ignored. He died in 4 BC due to illness. His sons also became villains of the Bible. His son, Herod Antipas killed John the Baptist and was involved in the murder of Jesus. And James, son of Zebedee, was beheaded by Herod Agrippa.
King John:
John was king of England from April 1199 to October 1216. He impoverished England, caused the creation of the Magna Carta and inspired the Robin Hood legend. He was a greedy, violent, malicious, cruel, ruthless, lecherous, self-indulgent and callous. He betrayed his friends, father, brothers, wife, and country. He seduced the wives and daughters of his friends and enemies (in which he would produce 12 illegitimate children) and exiled their relatives and parents. He imprisoned and killed anyone who threatened or rivaled him, including his nephew, Arthur. When his men disobeyed him, he would throw them in prison, on a sheet of lead, and starve them to death. He plundered the revenues of the Church and ordered every priest, bishop and abbot to leave England, those that did not suffered the consequences. He declared wars against France and the Barons, in which tens of thousands may have died in. John often killed or exiled relatives of his enemies. He tortured, hanged, beheaded, stabbed, blinded and starved thousands to death. He waged a campaign on every Jew in England, to take all their money, imprison and torture them. John tried to steal as much money as possible from his people. He implemented a huge increase in taxation and merciless exploitations of his feudal prerogatives. He lost almost all of his empire. In fact when Normandy, England’s last possession of France was seized, John reportedly stayed in bed with his wife as his solders were being killed. Some taxes were raised up to 300%. These taxes ruined the lives of tens of thousands of people. After he signed the Magna Carta, John shamelessly fought back against his enemies, but if he lost the fight, the kingdom of England would have fallen into the French hands. However, John died before he could in start a full-scale war in October 1216.
Tamerlane the Great:
Tamerlane (a.k.a. Timur) was a fourteenth-century conqueror of Western, Central and South Asia and the founder of the Timurid Empire and Timurid dynasty. He believed that he was descended from Genghis Khan. He was a cruel, ruthless, heartless and bloodthirsty conqueror who brought terror and destruction to millions. At some places thousands were forced to jump from very high heights. 200,000 surrendered solders and civilians were killed in India. There were decapitations of 20,000 citizens in Aleppo, 70,000 in Ifshan, the beheading of 70,000 in Tikrit and 90,000 in Baghdad. On some occasions, he ordered thousands of people to die of slow suffocation. Huge towers made from his enemies’ skulls were built for him to look at with satisfaction. People were often decapitated, burned, stabbed, dismembered and buried alive. He killed 15 to 20 million people. Tamerlane died on February 1405 from natural causes.
Nero:
Nero was Rome’s 5th emperor from AD 54 to AD 68. He brought the Roman Empire to ruin. He murdered many people including his aunt, stepsister, ex-wife, mother, wife and stepbrother. He systematically murdered every member in his family. Some were killed in searing hot baths. He poisoned, beheaded, stabbed, burned, boiled, crucified and impaled people. He often raped women and cut off the veins and private parts of both men and women. Although he is often blamed for starting the fire of Rome, he most likely didn't, however he felt no issues in blaming the Christians. He had also felt no problem is building a 'Golden palace' on the place of where many houses where burnt down Thousands of Christians were starved to death, burned, torn by dogs, fed to lions, crucified, used as torches and nailed to crosses. He even tortured and killed the apostle Paul and the disciple Peter. Paul was beheaded and Peter was crucified upside down. Nero committed suicide when he was declared an enemy of Rome in AD 68, by the Senate.
Attila the Hun:
Attila ruled the Huns from 434 to 453. He was the leader of the Hunnic, Empire which stretched from the Ural River to Germany and from the Baltic Sea to the Danube River. He was a bloodthirsty, cruel and ruthless barbarian that was a lover of battle. He wanted to destroy the Roman Empire and everyone in his way. If you were a citizen in Rome and begged for mercy, he would kill you. He was as great a menace to the Teutonic tribes people as he was to the Romans. He was so destructive that people believed he was a punishment from Heaven. His nickname was Attila the Scourge of God. Attila and the other Huns thought that other people’s lives were meaningless. He would torture and destroy his enemies, his own people and entire population of cities. He rampaged Roman cities and may have killed up to hundreds of thousands. People were sometimes torn limb by limb. One time Attila found Saint Ursula, the perpetual Virgin, and wanted to marry her. She refused which made Attila angry and had her killed along with 11,000 of her companions. It is said that he might have drunk a women’s blood. He eat 2 of his sons and killed his brother. Attila coughed up blood and died in 453.
Genghis Khan:
He was Khan of the Mongolian Empire from 1206 to 1227. In that time he conquered most of China and all the land through the Caspian Sea. He was ruthless, vengeful, cruel, and bloodthirsty. He and his army destroyed countless numbers of cities, solders, civilians and children. People were killed by having molten metal and silver poured into their eyes and ears. In one massacre alone, 700,000 people were killed. At another place, the poor were decapitated and the rich were tortured to find out where their treasure was. Women were sometimes raped in front of their families. Hundreds of thousands had their lives ruined. It is said that if his army of men had no water they would cut a horse’s vein and drink its blood. He would use people as human shields. Hundreds of thousands became slaves. He would order you to be killed immediately if you were an enemy, if you betrayed him or if you were disloyal to him. Genghis and his army killed 20 to 60 million people. He killed three-fourths of the population of the Iranian Plateau, which was 10 to 15 million. He also killed his brother at age 13 just because his brother had stolen a fish from him. Genghis Khan once said “The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.” Genghis Khan died of natural causes in 1227.
I just want it to be noted, that while all these people did terrible acts, history has a very bad way of remembering people and they often where painted as being far more heinous then they where in real life. However if you are interested in Historiography I suggest you look more into the way we view history and record it, it helps put a lot more perspective on historical figures.
WhatIsThisImgurIHearAbout
Reads like it was written by a 14 year old but +1 for the attempt.
ShelixAnakasian
"He burned almost all books and writings in China and had hundreds of scholars beheaded and buried alive." That's some kinky magic.
MrTay
Vlad also was one of the main people to stop the Turks expansion into Europe. He held them at the boarder then the crusade started.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
what do you mean by "he improvised his people" impoverished? is there another definition of improvise that I am not aware of?
LordOfTheGame
this was driving me crazy. "He gave them a location, an action, and a scenerio and made them just act it out on the spot."
pleaseuseotherdoor
Dear god.. Whose line IS IT??
VielSpass
Vlad learned his craft from the Turks, out-terrorized them, and saved Romania. Order of dragonslayers (dragula). Hero we need or deserve?
ChalmerWren
Improvised? You keep on using that word. I don't think it means what you think means.
someswedishgirl
Improvised?
greggythe6th
There are estimates that 10,000 to 150,000 boys were murdered..... or maybe 12. What a rollercoaster
DRinkWis
That was definitely the one that stuck out to me as pretty fake. The only history it cited the Bible. That's like citing Wikipedia.
greggythe6th
Worse than citing wiki IMO
Pandi66
interesting mao and stalin aren't listed here. each credited with tens of millions of murders.
Cerebralbore101
Every part that mentions the bible is missing corroboration outside of the bible.
Imaloserbabysowhydontyoukillme
MR. GENGHIS KHAN This is a dude who 700 years ago totally ravaged China and who 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
Rifneno
Not to MENTION what he did in New Vegas.
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
WILD STALLIONS!
HansVerhaegen
The amounts of people killed, several of your estimates going into tens of millions, are massively overestimated.
ShelixAnakasian
This guy destroyed ancient religion. This next guy did wheelies around his palace and barked at attendants.
Vectorman2
Also Theodosius I was not named a saint, seems there are some pretty shoddy facts in here
TheyHunger
"some" should be changed to "many"
ThompsonwithaP
Actually Nero wasn't that bad. Something you failed to mention was that after the fire he took plebeians in to his palace and cared for them
whyteraven74
Plus when he became emperor he instituted many reforms that were quite popular with the public.
ThompsonwithaP
There were many far worse Emperors.
TheyHunger
Yup. A lot of what was mentioned was simply later writers making shit up. "Be content, remember the Bad Old Days?"
QSlade
What gets me are some of these fuckers dying of old age/natural causes. There is no justice in this world.
Doeniel
PRINCE JOHN THE PHONEY KING OF ENGLAND!~
SecretAgentNestleTollhouse
Long Live King Richard!
ElBivo
Yeah I know King John was not a great King, but in the same echelon as Genghis Khan? I mean, come on.
TheyHunger
Most of what I've seen just indicated plain old incompetence.
ElBivo
Whereas the Khan was apparently a great administrator. Go figure!
TheyHunger
Ghenghis builds his own empires, yo.
Bardcrest
No Trump or modern politicians. +1
swearty
But u just put him back in here...
BadlyUsernameCera
He say leaders
SalamanderCmndr
In comparison to these guys, Trump is a saint (a good one, not the one listed here)
Rugbyistheonlytruesport
Theodosius I was actually excommunicated and was never a saint, op is a liar and blatantly anti christian
ThatDudeOverThereYeahHimNoNotHimTheOtherOneYesThatOne
OP is simple and does not understand war.
CoolKidzSayWhat
What about Vladislav the poker?
zert4568
What about Ivan the terrible?
Lickycat
He wasn't a bad guy. That was just a nickname his drinking buddies have him and now people give him crap for it
MorbidHistory
I did miss people. I will make a revised list later.
Geek13
Ivan Ooze was worse.
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
What about the guy who shot Harambe?
Rifneno
I only hate that bastard because you bastards won't shut up about a disobedient ape.
MorbidHistory
He's to terrible for this list
ShiftedBeef
*too
Vectorman2
Source on Theodosius I being named a saint? The guy was excommunicated, I think you confused him with Theodosius the Cenobiarch
lespritdelescargot
Genghis Khan famously did NOT die from natural causes. The most common thought is that he fell from his horse, possibly after being wounded.
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
You forgot Gandhi the Destroyer of Worlds.
prepbatman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
PompatusOfLove
You mean Dra'nakyuek.
Rifneno
His words are now backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
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MorbidHistory
Gandhi was actually extremely questionable in his views and actions in his earlier life in particular.
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
I heard Gandhi denied his wife treatment that would of saved her life.
MorbidHistory
Yep. And accepted it when his life was at risk.
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
Yep, heard it on a podcast recently. Can't remember which one. You?
MorbidHistory
Dont know the pod cast, sorry
Gonvin
I remember hearing it from game grumps myself but that would be a lets play though
AllHailTrumPutiNaMo
Insecure, promoting favouritism etc. F it. @OP, U left out Egyptian & Indian civilizations. Will b looking forward for a 2nd part. Gr8 Job.
PompatusOfLove
The piece on Herod is historically incorrect.
urmommasfartbox
I thought this said hysterically inaccurate at first glance.
PompatusOfLove
That would not be untrue!
kapp70
I don't understand how he could want to kill Jesus if he died 4 years BC
shoesy
You need to read the story again.
kapp70
Tbh, its been a long time since vacation bible school and now I'm a Buddhist. It just makes sense that before Christ meant before Christ.
shoesy
Yes, Iron Fist is cool.
Sehva
I've heard, both from my religion teacher and internet sources, that Jesus was born around 6-7 BC. Another likely possibility, is that(1/2)
Sehva
due to inaccurate dating around the time, Herod could have been King for longer than 4 BC. It's not very clear
ThirstyRabbit
And the way it says "he would have" with no sources or reasoning. No.
MorbidHistory
I just want everyone to view this information with contempt. You neec to be aware that history distorts our views of these figures.
MorbidHistory
Read my last paragraph.
YeahSoYeahSo
There is a difference between Christians as a whole and Catholics unto themselves. Very misleading for some I'm sure.
ThatDudeOverThereYeahHimNoNotHimTheOtherOneYesThatOne
like now, as you only portray them in a bad context and not much infos
TheyHunger
*bad info.
DanFranzen
Distorts them how? Surely history doesn't say these people weren't horrific killers. Going by the ones I've heard of...history got em right.
DanFranzen
Distorts them how? Surely history doesn't say these people weren't horrific killers. Going by the ones I've heard of...history got em right.
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
Your blurb on Godfrey of Buillion is contemptuous, because it is either false, or the other parts can be attributed to others.
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
The burning of the Jews and slaughter of Muslim prisoners was done by the tafurs, poor religious fanatics who were detested by the nobles.
dwizard
Yeah most of these could be exaggerated to make the previous leaders seem worse and the current ones better.
coifulpei
You, too, need to be aware that you distorted this info by focusing on morbidity, believing rumours and leaving out facts and circumstances.
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
The idea that the entire population of Jerusalem was killed is untrue. The Christian chroniclers were know to exaggerate because of a belief
TheyHunger
Not to mention that there aren't any records of the Romans actively killing Christians based on their beliefs. Failure to pay taxes though..
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
That killing would be a sort of purifier, and that it made the victory seem greater, a philosophy shared by many Muslim chroniclers.
thegettykourosisafake
This information is blatantly distorted and in some cases, false. You are perpetuating the problem of misinformation, just like the rest.
SaintLuciferVonAllah
It's the internet, how could anyone lie?! (as a side note,stopped reading after the first lines)
krotkruton
Yeah, I only got to the 2nd hit. Theodosius I, Roman Emperor, was never a saint. Theodosius the Cenobiarch, monk and hermit, is the saint.
n6n43hix
as i a german i think u are missing someone
Zellacat
Socialism does not count with some people, even though it killed a hundred million of its own people in the last century.
UndulatingTerrain
Pol Pot!
TAHU
Stalin?
MorbidHistory
I am not focusing on modern people.
mfgcolour
what's your timeline?
MorbidHistory
Pre industrial revolution. Only for this post though.
TheRealFireFrenzy
as a Dutch guy, i want my grandad's bike back...
PenileErection
Yeah, fuckin' Churchill the Liar!
Mingehead
Trump?
kraftwahrheit
Napoleon?
randomhero13
or maybe stalin, lenin or mao
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
quite a few someones.. obviously this is just an early part of the story of colossal dickheads
wieloryba
#7 There is no evidence Massacre of Innocents happened, the only record is the Gospel of Matthew and story it is rather considered a myth.
YoMomma123
Lack of evidence of an event that is historically probable doesn't grant it myth status
Leios
Ya but i just read up on the guy and its plausible hed do that. And religious texts have truth mixed in.
northcarolinaisbeststate
Troy was considered a myth, until we found it.
LLCoolBeans
Much of the story of Troy is still considered a myth. Just the city was found.