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Aug 17, 2017 9:32 PM
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BeckyLookAtHerButt
At least he can understand all the voices in his head.
yifin
Can we please stop sharing #20 as it's been proven false before. Otherwise, stellar dump.
303SnowWolf
Well call me an otter, cos I wouldn't mind putting a small hard thing into Nathan Fillion's pants.
J0k3r86
TIL that is not Ryan Seacrest in the last one
ThisIsAmelie
Let's set this straight: you have to boil maple syrup for a while before you pour it over snow. If not, you'll just end up with syrupy snow.
JefftheIntern
TIL over 30 innocent corgis perished during Elizabeth II's nigh-endless reign of terror.
darkhalfbreed
TIL queen Elizabeth seen more corgi's perish than anyone would ever like to in their existence.
statsquo
#1 That's ~150 leters answered a day. I call bullshit.
Ketafiend
Yeah and in 1915 there was no christmas armistice because killing people is harder when u have a personal relationship with the enemy
Ceverettz
Oh, that's kinda nic- "and heart problems".... well then...
tytrim89
Someone needs to start Caesarions pizza
Snoochybooch
Lil Caesarions Pizza! It's brilliant, we will make millions!
LouReen
There is a lot wrong here! Especially the eskimo thing, the pinocchio and the queen.
Anononononon
What you mean something not designed as temperature regulated environment won't mysteriously start warming things?
ATalkingMushroom
#16 I've seen enough hentai...
Alphastik
Correction: Canadians pour maple syrup onto snow the roll it on to HOCKEY sticks. Source: I'm Canadian.
MahalleinirRising
That tire d'érable was always call cabane à sucre when I was growing up...? But it's hot maple syrup on snow and so good
JrtheCat
postped
This is literally every waiting line for releasing any kind of documents here in the Philippines.
kyzentun
The times I went to the DMV for an ID, it was near empty, the wait was 15m or less, with chairs. Maybe midday is different?
BuyPensFromPenIsland
Depends a lot on where you're located.
KillingTheJoke12
You mean hell
Cortezdelanoche
How could he wrestle the bull shark with his gigantic balls in the way!?!?
artsiear1
Is that a real pic? Doesn’t look photoshopped
hutcho2718
Musubi626
Ryan Seacrest works for the European parliament ... How many jobs does he have?
404ErrorPersonNotFound
#6 Nate Fillion looks so happy!
woodjoiner
I like #8. Old people have gotten offended when I've offered them my seat. "How old do you think I am?"
InfraredSnapper
"Yo sit yo old ass down and stfu!"
Munchman347
Oh ,sorry, I thought you looked mentally challenged, now you've confirmed it...
AwkwardSmiler
I once accidently gave change to a woman who was not homeless. She very kindly told me that and said I should help someone else. Nice lady.
Fenderzilla
#9: that moment when a fictional character you're writing a book about turns out to have a specific medical disorder youve never heard of
kyzentun
"Haha, Joe drowned from too many rocks in his swimsuit, guess the otters really love him!"
Munchman347
Eww, wait, this ones not a rock...
Catlore
As long as they didn't drown Nathan Fillion. #SAVENATHAN
duckshooter
PuddingIsAmazing
otterfucker...
SkyePyro
This has... Multiple possible interpretations.
PuddingIsAmazing
it was at the end of this gif originally
DeepSpaceDrifter
It's probably bad practice to refer to Inuit people as Eskimos.
Munchman347
Many Alaskan natives still accept 'Eskimo', and it's now believed to refer to the 'makers of snow-shoes', from Ojibwa. It just nice to ask.
DeepSpaceDrifter
Definitely never hurts to ask when you're unsure. As a Canadian, I grew up hearing it was an offensive term. But I'm no expert.
Munchman347
Canadian Inuit were: Labrador Inuit, Ungava or New Quebec Inuit, Baffin Island, Igloolik, Caribou, Netsilik, Copper and West Arctic Inuit.
FadingNewDawn
#14 that was a hell of a salesman
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
#14 This is wrong and racist. INUIT people live in normal heated houses not unheated igloos. They use refrigerators to cool their food.
canadianreserve
Ya i dont think a lot of people understand that the tilt of the earth's axis gives us 4 seasons.
IamJustinSane
As a Canadian, that's not exactly maple syrup, it's boiled longer to make it much much thicker, and is usually called Maple Taffy/Toffee.
Patlabor
When I was a kid we called it snow taffy.
IamJustinSane
Yes, that too; I remember that.
IamJustinSane
Nowadays, they dont boil syrup enough. It's just watery sap for $10/ltr. Used to be 60 ltr sap = 1 ltr syrup, now they're doing about 40:1.
meowmeowmoew
In french it's ''tire d'érable'', but thank you so much for the correction!!!
jellybeantheredonethat
Claiming the Queen wrote 3.5million letters undermines this dump's accuracy. But I wanna swim with otters!
17arkOracle
I've had friends who've done it, so it does exist (don't know about the rock thing, though).
DarthGibbon
She's the queen! She can fly, claim land and turn snakes into cheese.
ElaineTheNPC
It's probably automated or batch correspondence really. It's impossible to even write 0.5 million handwritten letters even if starting age 0
GrizzlyWicks
Eat shit love the queen Eat shit love the queen Eat shit love the queen...
Batmanstwin
She has ladies in waiting that write back on her behalf, that makes this a bit misleading.
TheVirusKnownAsVirus
It says it's only 300 bucks!! SO worth it!
CantWait2Die
Corgis have an average lifespan of 10-14 years. WTF did she do to them. That's 300years worth of corgi...
tricksypixie
She has like 5 at a time, not just one.
CantWait2Die
Man I wish I was the queen.
Somanyquestions
#10 it's not made with maple syrup but with maple taffy. Syrup wouldn't harden.
Munchman347
I've made it myself. The syrup stiffens in snow and quickly melts in the mouth...
meowmeowmoew
It's made with maple syrup, but it's boiled until it thickens
Somanyquestions
That would be maple taffy ;)
meowmeowmoew
oh sorry I'm french canadian so I don't know the terms in english, in french it's ''tire d'érable''
Somanyquestions
Moi aussi, tire = taffy ;)
Somanyquestions
Quelle ville?
meowmeowmoew
Ohhh hahaha oups! Je viens de Montréal, mais j'ai de la famille à Québec :)
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
I call bs, that's well over 100 letters a day on average
CallMeSleeper
Maybe she just answered "That's nice dear." And the staff stamped and sent them.
rabbiebabbie
What else does she have to do??
Mankytoes
Loads of meetings, openings, public events. I don't envy her.
rabbiebabbie
But 30 corgis! If I was her I'd have 30 at a time-!
StormSaxon
The corgies look less fluffy, more dog like. Another breed we ruined.
EroticZombiePants
It's not like she has anything better to do.
HeiheiForPresident
Also, she was coronated in 1953 so yeah, defo calling BS
thirdgen2k
Her reign started in 1952 though.
Kingdingalingdong
its actually 150 a day
nosbled
He said well over 100. He's not wrong. Since you're so eager to point out errors, let me do the same. It's actually 147,5 letters a day.
Kingdingalingdong
Keep in mind that the post pertains to 2015, not 2017. That's where your number ends up being smaller than mine.
Kingdingalingdong
Well no it's 149.82 per day but I rounded.