TheLoneHusky
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Via Satan
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#42
The Question was how many bombs are needed
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EliMFrost
Well done, a little gimmicky with the random numbers but at least some were funny enough to look past that
CleverUsernameHaha
#48 serious inquiries only, no tire-kickers
takethatwizardglick
I hope Pickles is having fun
SoMuchPooPooSon
#3 as an Australian, I have never heard that phrase in my entire life. Pretty sure they were taking the piss
GeezMomEnlightenUp
Damn. The Yeti is very attractive.
navajoe
#53 the arrow means the teacher was either laughing or crying at the asinine work.
royalboydynamo
Upvotes for kahoot!!!
IrradiatedBec
williewilliewillie
The aspirin one would be -asprn + c because the two i's would become -1.
DerelictTwitterCrash
FYI: #3 there's a sentence in french "To fuck the flies" - "Enculer les mouches", used when someone is too much finicky on minor details.
anothersaltyturtle
it's the Yeti! have my upvote
TrendyOP
llo
garbonzobear
I'm glad to see Patrick saying 7 dollars like he's supposed to. Not 3
AdogeKitler
#37 The answer to your question is less than a thousand to start nuclear winter
mgbag
How is 42 not less than a 1000?
TheDogEnd
GodApollo
Hes trying so hard to be mad but he cant.
MyOwnWorstFriend
I actually had two dudes one time come through the drive through on bikes, and they set off the sensor, so we served them.
LifeOfCray
I've done that.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
My brother and his friend once used a coke can to do that at midnight and the girl was so confused. "...where the car?" They were walking.
jakobaasted
How does this work? Why did they need a coke can?
DarkMatterExpander
We wanna know for reasons
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
The sensor that tells them someone's at the speaker detects a moving metal object. Not all of them work like that, but that one did.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
Heh. Norwegian Christmas is what we Swedes call that game where you spin around a pole and try to run back in a straight line.
Altumna
Sex = are you over 18 cutie pie,lol
TacticalWookiee
#24 I don't get this one? (Labelled 27)
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
I think he's implying she's flat chested.
TacticalWookiee
Huh
eddieagle55
Character day?
Swepps
#43 Took me a while but I'm glad I actually get this
SuckAnElf
Did you really mean #41?
Swepps
Indeed I did. Whoops
DeadpoolsxxxFun
What does the last one mean
mortinec
Sex : are you over 18 cutie pie
DeadpoolsxxxFun
Ahh, thanks
Sigvald
Couldn't look past the math. Integral of eulers constant times x with focus on n equals 18 over the radius of n and so forth :)
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
What a nerd. +1
Huntersmoon115
#1
NeaterSpree
I had #19 happen to me once. I failed an oral exam, aced the retry, but had not properly applied for it and had to retake it *again*. -1-
NeaterSpree
The third try was *crazy hard*, asking questions that were totally beyond the scope of the class - and the prof handed me my old grade...-2-
NeaterSpree
...and said "that was just a lesson so you learn to apply correctly in the future". -fin-
Werewolfoflondon
Saw #1 cumming
LcFcBen
Anyone got the sauce for the wrapping paper sales?
DoTheHampsterDance
It's from modern family
cpento
Modern Family episode where Jay tries to help Manny sell wrapping paper
annasbrew
That abortion clinic one tho... wow.
Dispatcher007
Yeah, that one was bad. So bad.
CharlesFinley
WhoPaidForThisFloor
Which one is that? I didn't see any about abortion....
annasbrew
There was one with three inappropriate jokes, the abortion one was the last of the three.
WhoPaidForThisFloor
Ahhhh ok, thanks!
annasbrew
#38
aassaf84
#3 doesn't work if you're in a spider fucking party.
jmeyers1983
Australians, is this a true saying?
Mailvirgo
Yes. but its a bit old now.
Rostiprkl
Welll I came here to fuck spiders.
davepermen
I came here to fuck spidera and drink a beer. And theres no spiders, so..
CaptainWhoosh
Thanks for numbering them?
sum1ne1
You remind me of #55
CaptainWhoosh
Thanks?
sum1ne1
Nvm I see your point now