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I have a dream
Not OC but it's funny, saw it on FB
May 19, 2016 1:05 PM
Selkj
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Not OC but it's funny, saw it on FB
CanduReactor
I have a dream of modded God of War where all the gods are replaced with the ones for Disney's Hercules.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Oh my god that would be the best game ever.
alchemist12345
or replaced by Thomas the tank engine, The Undertaker, Donald Trump, a my little pony character and Rick from Rick&Morty
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
It's Tinkle, she lives in never past bedtime land.
WelcomToJamRock
PC MASTER RACE!!!!!!!
ThisIsNotMyDinnerSuit
We'll never get along with console people because those smooth gents have fucked all our moms
utahjarhead
Only the ones <18 have.
goandneverdarkenmytowelsagain
Maybe you can get along with your new brothers and sisters?
tryinghardtobeclever
At the table of brotherhood no less!
ThisIsNotMyDinnerSuit
I'm the youngest of four, there's no getting along.
CaveJohsonHere
You mean new father in laws?
SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
Anytime I heard that I begged them too. Might loosen the pole shoved up her ass. We don't get along.
tablecat
And I've fucked their mothers. We're all mother lovers, and we should love each others mothers.
revaro
I don't know why they keep on digging up her grave, but...eesh, these are this times, it seems...
ThatCanadianViking
Hey if somebody is willing to fuck my mom, good on him. He must have VERY low standards.
Metalgearslade
You just have to Git Gud enough to fuck your own mom.
Thoraxe123
the little bastards
JensGespenst
+1 brillant
kozmo403
If it wasn't for XBox Live I'd never know who my dad was. Or who my mom is dating currently. It's nice to keep up.
ThatCanadianViking
But damn, knowing she changes partners a few times a day has gotta suck eh?
kozmo403
Meh. I don't live with her, so she can do what she wants.
ThatCanadianViking
Good call
PhantomGhoti
I use all three of those on my PC
Lionskull
i don't because i only have one console, but i can and that's what's great about pc.
Rbr9192
PC will always triumph.
jrau18
I use the second one on PC.
Lyrian
There will only be one:
Sponger004
Amen!
TheTharok
As a PC gamer, I one day wish I can grow above seeing you as a console pleb.
BeerIsBetterThanSunshine
Cross play would be great. But people using controllers would have a hard time keeping up with keyboard and mouse users
FerretBomb
The original Halo was going to be cross-play. They had to cut it because even average/poor KB+M users wiped the FLOOR with the gamepadders.
BrandenJensen
I have a dream that one day I can log into a game and not be yelled at by a pre-pubescent pissant. We can't always get what we want.
1N07
Who knows if we'll even have new consoles in a few years, with consoles being more and more just like PC's that just can't be updated.
Junglesvend
Don't worry; the controller used matters little, the machine it is plugged into however...
LittleAldy
Everyone uses a computer, consoles are just low quality computers.
BoopsNyne
My husband and I typically play games together. I usually play console or handhelds and he plays pc games for the most part. (1/2)
BackToTheFutureLivesMatter
I get it, the Wii is so good it doesn't even compete.
cleveranduniqueusername
As long as PC gamers think they're better, it'll never happen.
Belegatar
I only think the pc platform is better. PC gamers better...There is no way to make an accurate judgement until consoles become PCs
cleveranduniqueusername
Which is actually happening. Soon enough there won't be a difference.
Zombraina
PC gamers aren't better, but PCs are better than consoles. IMO consoles are only good for console specific games.
Lionskull
AND EXCLUSIVES ARE THE WORST THINGS ABOUT THE GAMING MARKET.
Zombraina
I'm gonna disagree and say the worst thing is DLC. It's bullshit. But that's a close second
Lynith
PC gamers don't think they're better. But if you're going to start a pissing contest, don't be mad if you lose.
cleveranduniqueusername
A fair few of them do. And they lord it over everyone like they're gods. It irritates me to no end.
Lynith
It depends. This generation Sony and Microsoft phoned it in. These consoles are garbage. I used to own all systems, but both are (1/2)
Lynith
pathetic hardware and performance wise. Does that make me one of those "gods"? Well, I can run everything at 1080/60 in 2016. Not consoles
Lynith
We should demand more from companies we fork over this much money to. It's robbery. And I just don't get it.
juhbuhgu
They arent better, their gaming platforms are. You can buy a good PC for as much as a console
cominginhot
a good pc to play dayz and dota
cleveranduniqueusername
I know. I was speaking more about their attitudes than their hardware.
juhbuhgu
Then that's the bad part of the Master Race. A good member only looks down on the peasants who don't think PC is better, even with the facts
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
I genuinely prefer my consoles. I know PC is great for gaming and everything but I just like my console, no skin off my nose.
Lionskull
serious question, why do you like your consoles more? exclusives? couch play? another reason?
MyPointExzachtly
We just gonna leave Nintendo out of this then?
llama299
Those aren't real gamers.
Lynith
I don't think Nintendo is apples to apples anymore, with the soudns of what the NX is going to be...
FerretBomb
Nintendo makes the last real console anyway. The rest are just low/mid-end PCs pretending to be.
mainmoon
Jesus, what are mad!. Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.
iamnotastreetsign
Console will never be as good as PC. It's an irrefutable fact. And as a PC gamer. My controller is a wireless XBOX One controller.
bushpotato
I think this is what the Steam controller is for.
Sponger004
The peasants will never understand
Zombraina
My SO has been using that for Dark Souls 3. The only thing he doesn't like about it is you have to use Big Picture mode.
ToastyMozart
It works via the normal desktop now, though you're stuck with the BPM-style overlay.
bushpotato
I don't mind because it allows me to quickly access the controller options in game without interrupting anything.
blessedbl4d3
I just bought a Xbox One Elite controller for Dark Souls 3. Greatest investment I've ever made.
bushpotato
I can't use standard controllers anymore. Steam controller is just too flexible for me. Glad the Elite controller is working for you though!
blessedbl4d3
It is on a whole 'nother level. The paddles you can map on the back are super useful.
Lionskull
my friend has one and it feels so right.
blessedbl4d3
It is really great. I took all but one of the paddles off the back, mapped it to the B button so I could roll while moving the camera. (1)
blessedbl4d3
It has improved my skills tenfold. (2)
TribalHARRY
When outsiders challenge our hobby (gamergate) we stand together for the greater good. But in times of peace, there will always be dislike.
crookednixon
nativeinterface
why aren't people debating more important things in the world, like who has the better laundry machine?
SephardicHomo
the top loaders look down on the peasant side loaders.
33YearOldManBaby
Because it'll be like:" I have a Samsung, it's kind of ok." And there'd be no reason to argue.
nativeinterface
exactly my point. that's how i feel about entertainment systems too.
33YearOldManBaby
Male or female...?
nativeinterface
it's the same with the stupid operating system debate. i use windows, linux, osx, anything depending on the job.
nativeinterface
male xbox and pc owner. thinking about getting a ps4. i like capitalism, but this nitpicking and favorism about products is retarded.
33YearOldManBaby
Just wanted to make sure, because your idea sounded oddly female. But anyway, I've had both Xbox, ps4, a pc and a bunch of other stuff 1/2
Sanosky
It would be allot easier if one of them wasn't so entitled saying their the best even tho nobody cares
Zombraina
The people on both sides are shit, we can agree on that, but PC gives a bigger bang per buck spent.
WhaleNator
I have a dream: no more console peasants, only the glorius master race!
darkninja2992
I think someone once had a somewhat similar dream, it didn't end too well for him
jGRite
It seems to be going just fine in the USA... kkk still active.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
~3,000 members and they don't lynch anymore. Compare that to the 60's, or the 20's
MatrixDM
I mean, we CAN, on a PC... where we can use any damn controller we want.
Lynith
I've tried many times to use a PS3/PS4 controller on PC. Those shotty third party drivers are pretty bad. So I wouldn't say "Any."
FerretBomb
Sounds like a PEBKAC error.
Shquag
Have you tried inputmapper?
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
I use a ps4 controller with no problem. The touchpad even works as a makeshift mouse. You may be doing it wrong
iamalreadyaghost
So basically if we all just play on pc his/her dream will come true?
LeonQuin87
Indeed, the PC master race wants equality for all, all you have to do is put the console away and buy a gaming pc where everyone is equal.
FerretBomb
If you want on the freeway you need a motor vehicle, not a pedal-car. Otherwise you just slow everyone down. Like consoles on modern gaming.
DiabloGrandeArts
I laughed. Thank you. :)
WingCraftian
ALL HAIL PC MASTER RACE!
Zombraina
Pls do not do that. It makes the rest of us cringe.
AnonymousBach
Keep the dirty console peasants in their place.
WingCraftian
Rip we're in down vote hell
AnonymousBach
A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.
Sanosky
Preference*
Notacoolgirl
What about the table top nerds?
Cheomesh
I'm a GURPS GM :D
Junglesvend
Never hate on acoustic gaming. It has a charm that I've never seen replicated through video games.
Notacoolgirl
I agree I prefer it, thats why i'm saying what aboot uss, also acoustic gaming? Classy
thecolonels
Dragon Age: Orgins is the closest we have. And it's fucking incredible.
chekhonte
We're rounding them up into camps.
JohnnyDeformed
I don't think you know acoustic means, but I like your use of the word.
Lionskull
as an electrical engineer who loves wave based physics, I hate it.
Katalliaan
It's because it's more flexible - it would take forever to code all the possible interactions you could potentially have in a tabletop 1/2
Katalliaan
RPG, since there's no way to predict what actions a player would take. Instead, CRPGs focus more on combat than social interactions. 2/3
Katalliaan
However, I'd argue that wargaming is much more straightforward and so doesn't lose anywhere near as much when you take it digital. 3/3
AsABlackMan
I've never heard it referred to as acoustic I like it I'm gonna steal it
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StarkTangent
Don't. It doesn't make sense
Lionskull
please don't use acoustic because it relates to sound and not "non electronic"
Jabman48
Well if SOMEONE would quit calling themselves the "master race," maybe we could get somewhere.
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Firestar772
PCMR is a joke for anyone that games on a PC, the rig you play on doesn't matter as long as it's not a console.
Nimin
Sounds like something a filthy casual would say
Epyos
I concur.
FerretBomb
And if SOMEONE stopped holding back gaming by insisting on console-parity for graphics, we might have had a non-shitty Watch_Dogs.
BrandenJensen
Superior processing, superior graphics, superior storage, superior variability. I dunno, seems to fit the bill from a factual standpoint
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
maybe if someone could stop saying that it costs so much money, is harder, et cetera then there wouldn't be the ego to say that
BewareTheIceSpiders
But shooting nazis in videogames is what unites us!
Ultrafire3
As a PC gamer, the whole 'master race' thing really puts me off.
Cheomesh
Yahtzee is a fedora-wearing jackass who's act wore thin around 2008.
RedWingsofSteel
He stopped wearing a fedora, now he's just a jackass. Keep up mate.
Cheomesh
whose*
avidatheist
You do realize you're using person who coined that phrase to make fun of elitist pc gamers as an example of one of them, right?
Cheomesh
I don't remember him calling out fedora wearing people. Especially considering he wears them.
avidatheist
So are you actually saying his wearing a fedora is in any way relevant to anything?
Zombraina
Me too, but whenever anybody asks "what console should I get" I answer PC. I honestly don't get why people would choose a console unless 1/
Zombraina
they want to play titles limited to that console. PCs run much better for the price paid compared to consoles. /2
ZachPutland
No they don't. PCs also cost more because of peripherals and accessories that aren't included
Lynith
If you use HDMI to TV, this isn't true. Not to mention, Console gamers will gladly pay $60 for a controller or $100 for a 1TB drive.
Lynith
Typically this is in response to PS4 gamers shitting on X1 because of their barely superior graphics. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
Lynith
But then they get all butthurt about it... when the whole conversation starts with them being the ass holes. I love it. Every time.
MemeCollectingGeneralGrievous
Shhh My Gtx 980 Ti tells me that you are a console casul, now I need to look at my 144 FPS again... Thx
Jabman48
Lol, I was stoned at the time, I only play games from my surface pro atm so I'm pc. But I have seen many examples of consoles being a great
Jabman48
Easy to use system for gaming and movies and other. I grew up with Xbox bc I live by Microsoft. It was somehow always more fun than pc
Digitt
I thought they just reffered that to themselves as a joke becuase a journalist called them that in an article
halborski
It may have used to be that way, but too many have taken it literal and embrace the term without irony.
Lynith
They do. It pisses off console people so much. It's usually meant for trolling. Because it riles their jimmies like nothing else.
ChloePrice
They're so meta that half of them aren't joking anymore and the rest may intent to be meta but are too into it and come across as sincere.
ZachPutland
Maybe originally, but it's far from ironic now
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Its not ironic when everyone does it, its an official subreddit. The reviewer was making fun of them but they wore it like a badge of honor
RogueTampon
Not the first time in history that this has happened.
Lionskull
NAZI JOKE HAHAHAHA!
juhbuhgu
You know you can use controllers from the XBox and PS4 on PC righy?
DrMcDreamy
How do you do this? I tried syncing my Xbox One controller but couldn't. Also relatively new to PC gaming... Halp
ToastyMozart
USB cable (the one from the Play&Charge kit works fine). Otherwise get the Xbox controller dongle.
Katalliaan
I just plugged mine right into my machine, but then again I don't do wireless peripherals.
Lynith
Note: One Wireless Adapter can sync up to 8 Controllers I believe. It's some absurd number you'll never reach.
juhbuhgu
Adaptors. See the PCMR Subreddit for help.
DrMcDreamy
Ok I figured I'd have to do that but I thought I might be able to sync them and was missing something
zantasu
That little slit in the front of your xbone controller hooks up to most Samsung phone chargers so you can plug it in via USB port.
PassiveAgressiveCanadian
W10 natively syncs to the xbone controller, wired X360 just plugs in w/drivers, ps3/ps4 require more software but only works wired.
zacletus
Actually, I think ps3/4 can work wireless. http://forums.pcsx2.net/Thread-XInput-Wrapper-for-DS3-and-Play-com-USB-Dual-DS2-Controller
darkninja2992
I just want cross platform support, to play my ps4 with my friends on their xbones and pcs
kozmo403
Well, Microsoft took some steps in that direction. Here's to hoping Sony follows through on their end.
IHateApostrophes
I'm pretty sure Rocket League does this.
TheodoreBuckland
War Thunder has cross PS4-PC. Works really well.
deadat69
that'd only work if your ps4 was capable of running shit
darkninja2992
my ps4 runs just fine
twinly92
From what I understand FF 14 does that
NamingThingsSucksEverythingIsAlwaysTaken
it does. and SE is in talks with microsoft to have it come out on xbone as well in the not too distant future. itd be interesting to see.
asanimgurianiliealot
I'm fine with PS/Xbox but not PC. The PC players would dominate us.
Zombraina
DISCRIMINATION! Lol, just kidding.
Lionskull
then make it an opt in function so that I can play games on my pc with my friends on xbox.
RabidYeti
You would just have to do it on games that are better on controller like fifa
ToastyMozart
Yeah, I see no reason PS/Xbox games shouldn't share lobbies. But mixing them with PC users in precision games would be a disaster.
darkninja2992
I refuse to bow to them
Drathe
It's happened before. Shadowrun Xbox/PC, and early FFXIV PS/PC. Both cases, PC users had a huge advantage
Rinani
FFXIV is rather nice on the PS4, sucked having to buy the game twice + expansions though.
Drathe
There were issues for the first ~2 months where PS4 had enough issues that groups wouldn't take PS players because they couldn't keep up
Lynith
FFXIV never had a PC advantage. But FFXI definitely did.
Drathe
I'm referring to A Realm Reborn. Early on, PS4 had latency issues; enough that "raid guilds" wouldn't take PS4 players
howdoiscience
I get somewhat annoyed when games are exclusive for a single console that doesn't translate to PC. The devs/publishers get that much more
howdoiscience
money but they have a contract with the console company :(
Peacht3a
Seriously though
serban1703
War Thunder for PS4 and PC and you can play together. Met some good PS4 players
shinyRK9
http://imgur.com/nnnvS2S
Lionskull
perfect analogy
Sp00kyGhost
I think rocket league is trying that
ping0s
Need for speed underground did it when it came out.
aselfdefeatingattitude
It's the perfect type of game for it because it's best on a controller.
pixelsnader
Not trying. Succeeding.
Rararawr
The problem is that consoles still can't have quite the feature set PC's do, so making them compatible could degrade the pc experience
Rararawr
and depending on the game, mouse users have a massive advantage over controller users
StalinsSovietBread
FFXIV has cross platform support for PC and PS4 and it works flawlessly.
jhs2595
Well, Street Fighter V has PC/PS4 cross play, so, there's that.
asumagic
And it's not like it needs some super special feature that requires a half engine rewrite. With XB1 & PS4 PCs have the same arch as consoles
asumagic
... so there is no endianess issue or anything (even if this wouldn't even cause much time to get sorted out).
asumagic
If this doesn't happen, it's probably more because of Sony and Microsoft than the game developers theirselves.
Markuspsyches
FFXI was cross platform PC / PS2+ / 360 (think they just ended PS2 supported)
HorseMcFucker
Microsoft attempted It with Shadowarrior on PC & Xbox. The PC users completely roflstomped the xBox users.
walterpeck
See, if you're going to do this you have to offer mouse and keyboard support on the console, like they did with Unreal Tournament 3.
Koztah
They did, on PS3 because it had native keyboard support (Print screen actually takes ps3 screenshots!).
LearningOnImgur
I'm sure they'd have the support if there was a market for it, but let's be real.
walterpeck
Let's be... unreal
hcar
Yeah but UT3 was ass. Shitty console port basically.
walterpeck
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hcar
Ut4 is already a better game and it's only half built
IHateApostrophes
At that point you have to start asking yourself if it just makes more sense to use a pc.
walterpeck
At that point someone has a console and not a PC.
Cheomesh
Other way around - once you've got a console w/ kb&m,why buy a PC?
ToastyMozart
Better hardware, multiple storefronts, no arbitrary fee to play online, more controller options, more games in general...
IHateApostrophes
Iit's still limited compared to a pc in more ways than just graphics. Too many to list in a comment but all the points have been made before
DaleGribble88
Same thing happened with a game called Section 8. PC users cleaned house
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
I remember this. Mouse aiming is superior to joystick aiming. Although some MMO games might be alright.
Koztah
Depends how many abilities a character gets. The way you select them with a controller in FFXIV is NOT suitable for PVP.
LearningOnImgur
It might not make a crazy amount of difference in 3rd person games, unless there's a lot of gunplay involved
halfswing
Shadowrun*
HorseMcFucker
Two days with no sleep makes rooty a silly boy
halfswing
I'm going on 20 hours and I'm out of my mind. I can only imagine
TurdsOfWisdom
It would have to come with a requirement that both use the same inputs.
undead4life
...and then you'll be pissing off PC users. A large reason for going PC in the first place is total control over what hardware you use.
TurdsOfWisdom
Ok? So they can play on PC only servers like they have been.
undead4life
You really going to build a server that boots a player every time it detects their controller getting unplugged? Fucking genius.
undead4life
So, a in addition to spending ludicrous amounts of money on unnecessary servers, your going to have it contingent on controller use?
DrMcDreamy
This is the primary reason why it's gonna take a long time. The advantage is using the mouse to aim it don't have anything to do w graphics
darkninja2992
eh, a mouse doesn't automatically make you better, it's just a little easier to control the speed,
MrScud
You're using your whole hand for precision instead of just your thumb. It's way easier. That's why controllers have aim assist for balance
DrMcDreamy
The mouse pretty much makes the difference don't lie
Asxciiii
As someone who has competed in pc and console tournaments, I can confidently say that using a mouse is MUCH easier.
darkninja2992
Huh, i always play better with a controller than a mouse
ThaiMaiShu
Auto-aim/aim-assist in halo does help level the playing field. But yeah, without that mouse is infinitely better
eatyourmeat
I dare you to play me in counterstrike with a controller. I'll use nothing but snipers and still pwn
darkninja2992
I've never played counterstrike, but I imagine it's just like every other generic fps. can I trust you not to use auto aim & such?
Sanosky
Found the 12 year old
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
Only if you 360 no scope bitch
HorseMcFucker
Fucker I'll 1v1 him. I'll use nothing but a Glock, no armor no nothing, I swear I'll still murderize him.
conniecpu
Have you ever tried to use a controller in a competitive PC game that supports both? You get absolutely #rekt in the shooting department.
BurningBuilding
I played consoles for years before switching to PC, tried to play FPS with a controller and got annihilated
meikat
http://www.gamesradar.com/pc-gamers-destroyed-console-gamers-in-tests-says-voodoo-pc-founder/
meikat
"...extremely talented console gamers were pitted against "mediocre" PC gamers." "The console players got destroyed every time."
Thekingofbeans
So if you give one group an advantage, how do you think that gameplay will pan out?
PassiveAgressiveCanadian
That and 60 fps is sorta nice for more fluid gameplay.
DrMcDreamy
Yeah but considering actual gameplay that difference in graphic quality doesn't make any difference. Connection speed would matter more
ToastyMozart
"that difference in graphic quality" FFS. Framerate isn't a graphics matter. on "Gameplay vs graphics." that's the gameplay!
infernopg
Ahm yeah it does limitation of what you see and what gets submitted, thats why pro fps players use 144hz monitors to benefit from games 1.)
mineovermatter
At a certain point it does- video induced lag can be an issue.
infernopg
capability to hit stuff. there are lots of threads about what is needed to fully use what high tickrates make possible.
infernopg
that support higher tickrate, atm CS:GO with 128 tick servers for tournaments, having a 60Hz monitor or framerate severly limits your 2.)