Lappyrat92
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May 31, 2023 4:52 PM
Lappyrat92
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dryrunner
We once had a triple date with a bunch of good friends, went to an all you can eat buffet. The girls wanted to do an escape room afterwards. HUGE mistake. Everyone was farting like crazy. I remember my eyes burning and watering.
twatburglar
Probably a good thing. Take things slow.
morningxafter
Honestly, this is relationship goals.
MelfsAcidArrow
That’s why you smash first.
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
Doesn't matter, had delicious food?
whitrzac
This is an absolute win to get some actual intimacy time.
gheorghiumihai77
Smash beforehand, just to be sure. Then eat.
Quebeker
Heavy petting cuddling to the rescue
Malloon
Gray808
If too full to smash, maybe just smoosh.
WristDeepInaBook
you can still cuddle
Sentay
oh no guess you'll just have to cuddle and talk about your feeling or something
shyasen
When my wife and I met and were dating (early to mid 30s) we discovered this problem. We solved this by just banging before dinner. It actually worked out very well.
Arkonnos
Yup. No sloshing stomach, no spicy food lingering on the lips before oral, etc.
curseyoukakarot
Monkeynutsjoe
Been there. The booty was tempting but the lasagne was even more so.
TacticalChungus
That's why I always have sex BEFORE going out for BOGO sushi
Filanwizard
I mean if it was a good dinner together than the date is still a success. Scoring is not a requirement for a successful date.
controlsthepresent
So much this. If the meal is wonderful and the company is great why force the sex? Second date will rock, you can probably just order in for pizza
IWasACatAllAlong
Sir they been married for 20 years. Scoring was always optional. Food is forever.
WeatherWiz
I read this as the food physically on your date.
walnutbreath
I'll take full over gassy or a sour stomach.
spitslap
fformulaa
Orgys have the best chicken wings at their crafts service table. The crabs dip, bot so much
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Nope. I'll be right in.
SteveTheEgg
Always invite more people than you think you need for an orgy, because some people will get cold feet, so the more people you invite the more likely there is a foot fetishist that can suck the feet warm for them.
ShoofNuffin
Zetor
Ok, nice tip, Tarantino.
mufflap
doppelfisch
DoomyDoomyDoom
SteveTheEgg
DoomyDoomyDoom
Danimalalias
Always fuck first, then eat
thevortexmaster
Both at the same time
DutchGuyMike
Hell no, unless you want me to fall down of exhaustion and hunger
PressthamGravey
The primate way!
TacoWaffle
This. Life is uncertain. Have dessert first.
doctorbocker
Or get something light. Probably the soup.
Danimalalias
I can't fuck after pho. I'm not a Pho King Monster
swedeonamoose
The restaurant might take offense to that tho.
NZSheeps
Then you're going to the wrong type of restaurant. Try McDonalds instead
swedeonamoose
What happens in the McDonalds restroom stays in the McDonalds restroom
massholesome
NZSheeps
Look at mr Fancy Pants who uses the restroom. Their seats are plastic for a reason!
Botticelliii
I'll be in the ball pit if anyone needs me.