TuEsBellaCommeLaBanana
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Aug 19, 2022 9:03 AM
TuEsBellaCommeLaBanana
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Shaodyn
#32 Boss: "Why are you so dirty?" Employee: "The copier sneezed on me."
shano510
#22 I thought quokkas lived on an island and had no predators...
MemesAndDreams
#38 is called a desire path, among other names
CatatonicCowMoo
#41 lmfao that's motherfucking mouse trap!
WickedWitchoftheMidwest
My SIL is pregnant with triplets
4l52sauerd
#2 under a mask? I openly make these faces at certain coworkers.
redpandabanana
#23 ohh that’s cute
Sinasohn
#14 My youngest used to be terrified of dogs. People would say "Don't be scared; he's friendly!" as they let their (relatively) massive >
Sinasohn
dog (off-leash, of course) assault my kid. My response: So, if I pulled out my sidearm, pointed it at your head, and said "don't worry; >
Sinasohn
I'm not really going to shoot you", would you stop being scared and be okay with it?
PTNLemay
#1 she was blonde?
theBonyEaredAssfish
That's an intentional fake. It's quite literally a 3D model of Britney Spears. The actual reconstruction:
wraiththefourth
#38 This is called a Desire Path for those interested.
CheeseNeedsTraceyJohnson
Brittany is a tad pale for Egypt…
Whatathingtosay
Likely Macedonian. Merely LIVED in Egypt.
LeRubberChicken
#24 book suggestions anyone? Fiction, preferably fantasy.
natgrett
#22 ah yes an animal with no natural predators would totally evolve to have such instincts, literally smiles and takes selfies with people.
Bou77
#38 Pave the desire lines!
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
smashpro1
That is a very nice potato.
theRebecinator
My son would be so happy!
redsmerf
Here's another, so they can have po-tay-toes
wraiththefourth
#2 You know people can still read these. It's you're eyes that are most expressive. Not your mouth. So every time you did this we noticed.
Thavide
Anyone ordered some pixels for #16 ? https://www.visualcapitalist.com/50-cognitive-biases-in-the-modern-world/
gingerirl
#21 I tried to memorize all the produce codes when I wished grocery....
myhousesmellsliketuna
I work for an inmate package company and lemme tell ya. I’ve memorized so many item codes. It’s a burden.
gingerirl
I work in shipping at a lab. It's okay, but not a living wage and not much upward mobility.. low stress though, which is nice
llcoolj
That is Alf.
HeyAlexaInsertUsername
#16 what is this? Advice for ants?
BenderBenderBender
Saucey: https://www.titlemax.com/discovery-center/lifestyle/50-cognitive-biases-to-be-aware-of-so-you-can-be-the-very-best-version-of-you/
TheMonkeysAngst
#10 thats me
IceIceBobby2022
many laughs had, thanks
FisheswithDynamite
#11 Damn do I miss seeing Burnie all the time. Dude was funny as hell.
caassapaba
#1 "OOps I did it again, played with Rome's Czar, got asp in the game. Oh Tony Tony."
tumppu
#12 I'm in this picture and I don't like it
TuEsBellaCommeLaBanana
Haha i should have tagged it as a selfie
mondeca
I also don't like that you're in it.
finstad4
What happened to your neck?
capughe
He played Game Phillip as a child
primaveraish
#1 Never would've thought of Cleopatra as a blonde white woman, huh.
Wylf
Fairly certain that picture is an intentional fake. That said, while probably not blond she may have been white, being a member of the (1)
Wylf
ptolomaic dynasty, which had greek origins. Ptolomaic pharaos tended to marry within the family instead of marrying native egyptians. (2/2)
tirohtar
They didn't even need to have been that restrictive, basically the entire ruling elite were of Greek origin after Alexander the Great.
Wylf
It was mostly the ptolemies taking on egyptian customs. Has its origin in egyptian myth, Osiris and Isis were siblings as well as married.
Wylf
*ptolemaic, even. Sorry.
Radix865
Even blonde isn't out of the question, many ptolemaics were blonde. Alexander the Great being famous for it.
Wylf
Yeah, that's fair, but as far as I'm aware there's no historical evidence of it. Possible, but we don't know.
confracto
it's totally fake, I remember seeing the portfolio website of the artist who made this model for a game, almost 20 years ago.
temposaur
Iammoney45
Yeah and they need to step up their render game. That skin shader looks lifeless