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Feb 19, 2020 8:15 AM
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skallagrim
Fold them enough and they become like a katana blade.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Yo dawg...
Gogglebottle
But how was the first one made if they didn't have any rejects?
Weegie
Kvikklunsj is better
thebridgejumper
Yo dawg, we heard you like kitkats
NitroTheChampZach
Beat me to it
scoobar
It’s KitKats all the way down
jdasler
Came looking for this comment. Leaving satisfied.
Renlim
FoxyEllie
The entire first batch of kit-kats were rejected because they didn't have any paste
KoRplussomeletters
sixsi
Think Looper but with confectionery.
realGeorgelucas
more Predestination I'd say
CheeseborgarSoop
Kit Kat was hyphenated in my original timeline.
sutats
Within cells interlinked
Theholytruthbomb
fokjoudoos
Fuck Nestle and everything they own, which is basically everything.
DaveSamsonite
So, the Kit Kat I ate today contained a homeopathic quantity of the first batch of bars ever made? Or at least some very old KK molecules?
lawideas
Yo Dawg
FromTheBeyond
Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast!
EvripidesKarseras
Katastrophic. Now I need a break.
smaug777000
...is this true? it sounds made up but plausible
ThatShiftyMonkey
Sounds made up and not plausible.
StanielRonathan
Yes, it's true. For clarity, they don't reuse tainted bars, it's the cutoffs & rejects that broke during manufacture into the wafer filling
StanielRonathan
This production detail IIRC was first revealed back in 2015 as part of a documentary for the BBC
Ardeimos
Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.
LiterallyAWizard
Obviously the first Kit Kats were pulled from the future using ancient sorceries.
Jakiller33
They made the first one using a KitKat Kit.
billdozer86
It's the circle of life!!!
CitizenPrime
Yo dawg
2674E6J
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy
AttilaTheFun1
Why?
Arcian
Man I remember when this was treated with the same public alarm as the coronavirus.
CuteLukePatoot
I knew what it was before I clicked. I clicked anyway. Ended up learning about the Fore people and Kuru disease.
RobertZimmermanWasRight
This would happen when KitKats start eating KitKats. Luckily they can’t. At this stage they are like potatoes with mashed potatoes
TheBeardlyOne
Yo dawg...
AlexCiderson
UK Channel 4 Snackmasters EP1 has the answers you seek, or maybe it will just raise more
realGeorgelucas
Ever since I watched the series I've wanted to try making the Burger King styled buns
davebeastly
Dot
svimmla
Soylent kat.
dogestyle
is kit kats!
KayNay420
Pffft, gimme a break.
conkerzone
I've seen the new commercials and they just basically make the kitkats tune now.
FalconPunchingHitler
*laughter* One break, comiiiing uuuuup!
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Shut up, Ross.
SteveZesu
Ronin1064
RaphaBianchi
Relax, have a Snickers!
UpvoteBuddyJesus
I just want you to know, I upvoted this shitty post because I HAD to upvote this comment
KayNay420
You’re doing good work, UBJ! +1
7991AE
Hey hey hey! One break, coming up!
noctynight
But seriously tho, I'm really hungry
BrisbaneHorrorGal
Gimmie a break! (Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar)
NowYouAreMine
Absolutely not. They're mine!
Wulph421
Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast
gtfout
Break me off a piece of that...football cream
ScreamingGreenFrog
I want chicken, I want liver, kitkat kitkat please deliver
hiddenequality
Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast
Kalicula
Apple sauce
ThaddeusGriffin
Football cream
pc404
Apple sauce. Football cream. Chrysler car. Lumbar tar. - Nard dog.
IowaPride
ArtajintheArtisan
Fancy Feast
HeyGuy123
It’s fancy feast.
MorrowDark
Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice
hockeyham
CarrieUnderboob
InternationalNitWit
She seems fun
icky78
ILikeToMakeBelieveICanSpeakForeignLanguages
Break me off a piece of that...FANCY FEAST!!
AnElectrifyingMan
Chrysler car!
weregonnatopthatwithalittlecremefraiche
APPLE SAUCE
AuraOfSouls
VariousEdibleFoodstuffs
Football creme!
Frothington
So KitKatception.
ProfessorMatt
"It's KitKats, all the way down."
Bukefalos
This comment space is reserved for those, who thought the exact same thing.
jesusisherelookbusy
I’m guessing the abbreviation is KK...
JestPilot
KKK okay kitkat
SanchoLibre
https://youtu.be/vDX_xlZoFwY
Dustyan
Yaw dawg, i heard u like kitkats,...
HaulinOats
A lot of companies do this. Oatmeal cremepies are made of every other little Debbie snack combined
ChasePoppins
Little Debbie doesn’t like you. And you had sex with fat Debbie
Yamioni7
So in theory... Some of those bits may be many years old. Why do I feel like the FDA wouldn't be okay with that?
FallingStar7669
As long as it's not harmful, it's fine. Besides, the rejected Kit Kats are likely added to much larger quantities of regular filler.
TwoFlower68
Manager: "I've greatly increased efficiency, now no less than one in four isn't a reject!"
nevoreJunkie
The fda has benchmarks for the max amount of insect parts in flour. It's not 0
TheDairyPope
Insect parts I can forgive, it's the threshold for fecal contaminants that bothers me.
RF2019
cause it wont be true , nothing will be rejected continuously for years lol
Ambipolar
The FDA only have jurisdiction in reality.
PlbMak
TacticalTurban42
More like the FDGAY
Baconwizard
https://youtu.be/wnedkVrgFF0
TacticalTurban42
I forgot about that man and his teeth
RayMC
Man, I haven’t seen this in years. Really made my day there buddy. Thanks
atinyviolin
The solution to pollution is dilution. Also, why naturopathic meds don't work
clymjens8531
Because apparently you have a lot higher opinion of the FDA than a half of you
troodonejs24
Age doesn't necessarily make something harmful .
itsfunnythatwordsmeanthings
I’m gonna go out on a kit-kat here and say that would take multiple failures for years on end to the same batch. I dont think that is likely
PirateRubberDuck
The beginning and end of a run will be waste. Cadbury sell them as mishapes instead.
Valkyr1987
You are sort of right, in manufacturing there's a low amount of rejects percentage wise but it's still going to be tens to hundreds of lbs
Valkyr1987
On a daily basis. May only be 0.01% but they are manufacturing literally tons per day
DasDovian
The product you get has already been stored up to 6 mo. it got to the store. As long as it passes microbe testing it's good.
Techpriest93
Thats... no that's now how that works.
celestedrake
At least it is not eggs. ...I have heard about a cook for an eating club doing similar with omelettes. Fired when found out of course.
starcrazy365
The E Bar restaurant in Concord, Ca was closed twice after caught scraping uneaten food back into their stock pots instead of the garbage?‼️
MagiicHat
Ever heard of sour dough bread? Sour mash whisky? Each batch is made using some of the previous batch, so could be 100yr old dough in there
KamalaKilledJoe
Ahctshully... It's made using a starter that is maintained separately, not "part of the previous batch." It's a pet you keep in the fridge.
otterdestruction
Can't fault people who aren't really into baking or cooking. Still have my grandma's starter that she started 40 years ago.
iemusic51
Same concept though
KamalaKilledJoe
Holy shit how many of you are clueless about sourdough but are so sure that you downvote rather than learn? Wow, Imgur is disappoint.
MagiicHat
If it was entirely separate, it would be old and moldy, and more importantly would run out as it is consumed to start each batch.
thatfucknguy
If you don't know what you're talking about, it's best to not talk at all.
MagiicHat
On the contrary: the fastest way to get info on the internet is to proudly state something wrong.
KamalaKilledJoe
Incorrect. You pull part for use in the new loaf, then "feed" the remainder with fresh flour and water. The active yeast prevents mold.
StanielRonathan
Yeah, they don't quite get how starters work. The better example would be the master stocks often used in ramen, oden, etc. Otafuku boasts-
MagiicHat
Interesting to learn that the process for bread is different than sour whisky (where you do aktually use the old batch).
n0n53n53
There's a beef soup that's been simmering for 45 years in Thailand
n0n53n53
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/11/03/772030934/soups-on-and-on-thai-beef-noodle-brew-has-been-simmering-for-45-years
Numblegs
Wait till you find out about sourdough bread!!
StanielRonathan
Bread starters are separately maintained and replenished as used, not the same as repurposing scraps. A starter is borderline a pet
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodMasshole
Yes, at my job we keep sealed condiments and the health inspector gets mad when we put the unopened ones back 1/2
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodMasshole
Then people get mad at me cause they have to throw them out because of contamination
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
No, they aren't years old, they only re-use rejected bars in that days production run. They don't walk the streets like a dirty catashit...
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
...collecting old bars.
Vareen
You don't understand. If you take one that's not good and put it back in the process, and of that process one is bad and you put it back, it
Vareen
has one small percentage of the older one. If you do it again, an even smaller percentage is of the oldest one and so on
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
No! My Dad drives Bigfoot and we visited the UK a few years ago for a tour, we were invited to the Kit Kat factory and they explained how...
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
...they were made. I raised my hand and said; 'But Sir, doesn't each bar contain a small percentage of the older one?' He looked at me and..
unsolicitedadvice
That's nothing; some atoms in those KitKats date back to the BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE!
DarthStu79
BozoThePie
Um actually, it wasn't until the Recombination Epoch of the big bang that nuclei began capturing electrons and forming proper "atoms"
RecklessNinjaXuamon
Big Bang was actually just the snapping of the first galactic kitkats
unsolicitedadvice
Frenchgeek
https://youtu.be/cphNpqKpKc4
Rignak
This guy knows whatsup.
KoalaeiO
Imagine that, 6000 years old atoms!
SauronsLeftNut
burn the witch/christian
NotSamPosey
Having actually been to the creation museum:
Arbitrarynamehere
Didn't they actually build that giant Noah's ark exhibit thing
NotSamPosey
Yes: https://arkencounter.com/tickets/ Thank goodness they spent money on that place and not, you know, helping people.
Curli187
It got flooded
YoSamiteSam
"We are born, we die. The wheel turned and god sighed. Nevermore, never mind. Have a Kit Kat and then you die." Nihilist advertising