whereismydamnlighter
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and my second ... and third
(marked mature because, well, look at it!)
Mar 22, 2018 10:31 PM
whereismydamnlighter
30496
733
52
and my second ... and third
(marked mature because, well, look at it!)
aaikr
Look at those pendulums
Eisenpower101
HellSniper01
thetruejoz
Nevermind the balls, what the fuck is wrong with its head?
Murdocm
It looks like an animatronic from a Star Wars movie.
tracereading
Looks like that freak-ass dragon from Willow.
Sauroctonus
If this was an animal from Star Wars I wouldn't question it. But that goat's real. D:
Snorlax242
I don't think this should exist. Make it stop
TeamSpicyTacos
The ONLY time I would rather stare at the balls and ass than that face
Manga1heart
https://imgur.com/H3BVKsh
morpheye
One headed eborsisk.
RedbullWithoutACause
I did not need to see this barn yard monstrosity first thing in the morning. I also could have done without seeing its enormous testicles.
Sexlexic
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2SpMlLvxRuG5RLoc/giphy.gif
SpicyServos
juffowup00
https://78.media.tumblr.com/432360875a4172597affe6fd0a4f56ef/tumblr_p428auI9xN1wvst02o1_250.gif what is?
Splittmark
Never let a camel fuck a horse
showmemetheway
Snoke retired soon after faking his own death, for a simpler life as a goat farmer.
SendAnimeBooba
4:40am and Im here like:"I have so many questions, but seek no answers for my sake"
tofudisan
Don't look at the balls
Eabus
Well nice knowing you guys but the apocalypse is about to go down.
david42
Looks like a goat with a hood.
HandsomePenguin
So, what the actual fuck?
sayid
Yeah. God made that on purpose... http://www.newsweek.com/viral-damascus-goat-monster-real-goat-you-should-see-him-baby-form-855710
Cheomesh
Yeah well he got it wrong.
PaulieCarbone
what's he arguing about?
warpedspeed05
Damascus goat..
youareinelysium
roguekiller23231
You don't need a security dog, get one of those, anyone seeing it will crap themselves and run.
cybermage256
Didn't he play in lord of he rings?
B0LB0
voodoosexdoll
I instantly knew it was a goat Because of the size of it's balls
whereismydamnlighter
It's a Damascene goat ... with big balls.
Chouilste
Wtf
ThanosWasNotWrong
Shame in you OP. Please stop lying. It's an alpha goat wearing the skin of one of the other goats who tried to assume control of the pack.
snakeoilsalesman
If I'm not mistaken that's Shub-Niggurath; The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.
Brewchacho
Ia! Ia!
heyimwalkenhere
Don't stare at the balls, don't stare t the balls, dont stare at the balls
scottsinflavortown
MINIMVM
MynameisCal
Why the fuck did i scroll back up
TheEternalTacocaT
Those are gonna make some tasty oysters
CardinalCanuck
Now I have to go back, oh my God!
mrmayortheiv
I think I could have stared at that thing for 20 minutes and never noticed those balls. (Although now that you point them out, holy shit.)
AlphaMarkFoxtrot
It has balls? I can't get past the face from hell!
SmashingBrickCastration
flyingskejaquita
It’s a bit warm out
HobbstheTiger
Didn't even see them until i read this comment.
whatupmyknitters
me neither. that face!
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
whereismydamnlighter
good luck with that!
bigdicktinyhands
You just had to point that out...
LordKrondor9000
I don't think any of us needed to have it pointed out. Those things have a gravitational pull.
bigdicktinyhands
My eyes just so happen to avoid the pull.
Fulgster
The fuck is that?
Biophysics
satan
shreddedking
that super mutant from resident evil movie
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
I believe the scientific name is satan
whereismydamnlighter
Welcome to the club!
theclassiest
Satan
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Chupacabra
Nietsallinav
Damascene goat.
VernonLamb
HA! Damascus goat. I lived in a place called Damascus. THAT should have been our mascot.
FamousestAnus
Damn-obscene goat*
Fulgster
Scary af
TheRealMisterSavage
*Demon goat
nation543
Here's the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVF66YKSD6I
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
Oh my god I thought it would be making a noise it's so much more unsettling now!
nation543
And here's a Simpsons re-enactment that they make http://www.lazerhorse.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Damascus-Goats-Shami-Face.gif