Badly explain your Profession

Jan 12, 2017 10:08 PM

bigbayer

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I slap my meat and sauce onto peoples food and make them pay me for it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I press buttons and yell at my monitor if the color red appears on it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turd burgler

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I make a mechanical plank go 'click' and 'clack'.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tell more than 100 grown ppl stuff, sometimes im liek http://imgur.comzbaqcy">http://imgur.c">">zbaqcy">http://imgur.com/nzbaqcy , http://imgur.com/YWii11Q or liek http://imgur.com/8kPVJGq

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I currently am serving on a Grand Jury.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I create items given away for free that people think that want but don't need.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pay lots of money to learn things inadequately.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Build tools to break the tools that my coworkers build.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I talk with people, sit and walk, read and write.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make it so people can cyberbully and share cat pictures.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see dead people. They're everywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sit in a chair and talk to a camera for 40-65 minutes a day. :X

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fetish cam guy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I drive to people's house and internally berate them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spend all day on my knees trying to get a raise outta some dick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cut people open and try to fix them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make sure old people have electronics near them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I help people find things in a warehouse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think bad thoughts about people while I fix their strange computer problems that "just happened"...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make fat people feel terrible and they thank me for it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait for peoples house to catch fire

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use metal pieces to make metal pieces.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I protect the internet and companies from bad guys.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watch adults do things

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pick things up and put them down

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sometimes hit laptops with a hammer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IT technician?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Repair actually, but close enough

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

60 people on a bus stare at me as I yell at them

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reception Drill Sargent?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but as a military man I whole heartedly get the confusion

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

travel guide?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, New York City tour guide

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0