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Greenbeanjake
A catholic priest is called father, not brother unless speaking to another priest.
tydamann58
How old is he that he uses internet slang like that? And why did you call him brother?
kromls
Marist Brothers are a Catholic organization. They are like "lay monks" if you will.
StopLookingAtMyName
This makes me horribly uncomfortable.
CzcrqFJy5Q
Also, bad taste in my mouth. That is all.
ItachiRain
The amount of 'lols' just showed his uneasiness, he used them to hide his creepiness
TheCornyCornet
I'm a Catholic, and we call priests Father, not Brother.
JustAUserRIP
He's a Catholic Brother. Source: actually know him. Someone mentioned his name in a different comment...
TheCornyCornet
You know him? So is this legit? :o
hornyninja
WTF
zisho
I'm not sure about what he means and how he could find it erotic.
MimzytheBun
Sexually repressed individuals often have strange obsessions with mildly physical gestures. Hair touching or crossing legs is common w/girls
ILikeShorts
I still don't know what "picking your pants up on your thighs" means.
kromls
watch the video
TheMightiestRiver
When you sit down and slide your trousers up your thigh so they rise a few inches at the bottom.
ILikeShorts
Ah, okay. I didn't know that was a thing.
makeadjustmentsgogetitengergized
I think it means he's "adjusting" himself so his goodies don't get in the way
xXMatadorXx
WTF?!? Yeah, that was really creepy. It made me uncomfortable reading it.
eggmuffin
I don't know what was creepiest. The "Brother"-bit, or the ham-handed whatever it was... flirting?
flamingflamingo
Man that is soooo awkward. You were trying so hard to be polite.
CeeCee6248
I'm confused. Brother is not the same as Father. Brother is not a priest.
thankyousirmayihaveanother
Nope. He would be like a male nun. Religious life for men who aren't priests.
CeeCee6248
Yes, probably a deacon. Deacons are allowed to have relationships and get married.
thankyousirmayihaveanother
Not quite... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_(Catholic)
CzcrqFJy5Q
OH MY GOODNESS! I WANNA SAY I CRINGED BUT IT'S EASILY SO MUCH WORSE THAN THAT
BonJohnny
Just playing around lol.
Whydoicare
Lol
Metalbender
The whole thing was one continuous cringe that got worse as it went on. I think I'm stuck in a permanent cringe now. send help
TheMightiestRiver
Totally unexpected. I mean... a priest! Those guys are historically not at all rapey.
LMeire
Seriously though it's only a few dozen cases out of a few hundred thousand. It's bad, but it's no reason to mistrust every man of the cloth.
TheMightiestRiver
A few dozen? Since 2010, 848 priests have been defrocked and 2,572 sanctioned. There are many thousands of nuns and priests who are abusers.
TheMightiestRiver
You can downvote but you can't change a fact. It's endemic.
StrawmanPuncher
It's the unreal level of coverup and shutting people up that's the real issue. But it's definitely more than "a few dozen".
HeartsAndStars
As a Catholic who has taken and taught VIRTUS, report him immediately.
thankyousirmayihaveanother
Anglican here, but familiar. THIS. DO THIS.
FuckYeahUppercuts
The power of cringe compel you
Mrfluegel
Link to the video in gif format http://imgur.com/NCwWV3O
funk14
Lol I had no idea that's what he was talking about
erinalexandra88
Bless you
yuyufan43
Shit.... I went to Camp Marist for 10 years (co-ed)... This looks bad on them, but there were never issues like that. This ONE guy sucks.
cral
Sucks quite a lot, I'd say.
JamBarn
Sorry, that's just not creepy at all.
eggmuffin
I don't get it. This is what he was talking about? Doesn't everyone do that?
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
Is it just me or does it look like that creeper made that video just to show OP what he was talking about...
frostedbutler
Is this a thing?
dontyoudarereadthisusername
U da real MVP
stamklank
Lol
jebascho
And "Marist" is probably the institution that was scribbled out. I say it's not fake. Keep the faith!
yuyufan43
Marist is based off of St. Champagnat and not all of the people are scum. I was a camper/councilor for years and no funny business.
jebascho
I only offered that to lend credit to OP, whom most people are calling out as fake.
scabab
so can someone explain "picking up your trousers on your thighs", and how this guy has some kind of fetish for it?
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scabab
i can see how sexy that could be
maysveryown
So confused as to what picking up your pants on your thigh is?
tonicswatcher
I think he means when you sit down and adjust your trousers by pulling them at the thigh. It's the most sense I can make of it.
1metalnation
Contact the parish immediately, the congregation NEEDS to be aware
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dustySoda
For the greater good!
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
The greater good...
Melanion
Ivare Enim Euge.
Whydoicare
Lol
sloanybalogna
yeah, so then they can punish him by snding him elsewhere for him to continue 'practicing his faith'
thefatlonelyjew
CONGREGATIO-IO-IOIOION
rbudrick
Foo.
RenamedUser
He almost seems to simply be awkward (on a massive, cringeworthy scale) instead of hitting on OP. IDK either way I feel weird now.
jinxphire
I just thought he was teasing him. Like your an old man with old man habits. The video thing was weird though.
RenamedUser
I'll agree to that! But still I don't see the "flirting" claimed. Maybe just a misunderstood conversation with a weird dude ha
JustAUserRIP
He's not a Catholic Priest, but a Catholic Brother. He doesn't have a congregation. The order should be contacted.
Whydoicare
Lol
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
I went to a christian brothers secondary school and they were brutal, two were moved because of allegations and that was just in 5 years
notasecondtime
Went to Catholic school but not Catholic so forgive me but what's a "Brother?" We never had those.
PedanticGonkDroid
A gentleman, usually black, whom you hold in high regard.
thankyousirmayihaveanother
The male counterpart to a sister/nun.
mcdude21
Its when your mother has a son that is not you.
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Caughtthejitterbug
It's inappropriate though. The guy is in a position that requires professionalism. I'd say it's the same as a supervisor with a subordinate.
SomethingSomethingTurtles
He was rebuffed once at which point his advances stopped. Attractions occur between workmates. This is cringeworthy, but it's two grown men.
SlagathorDeb
Catholics do not call the priest "brother". So I don't know what this is... other than creepy.
thankyousirmayihaveanother
Analogy....he's like a male nun.
CoconutCyclone
"One of the Catholic priests" is not an analogy.
thankyousirmayihaveanother
I meant I was making an analogy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_(Catholic)
IAmDrBanner
Yeah he'd like to put a bad taste in your mouth. Probably. Just playing around lol
lefthandedmoths
Discussing Damp Camp over the ol' Forcebook.
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Whydoicare
Lol
chokemewhileifinish
Lol
kimsl
Haha
camclemons
Send a video lol jk but srsly do it (kidding (not)) lololol
TheCanadianNerd
girlpants
BROTHER, NOOOOOOOO
JHansi
Lololol you old man! Lol
FatElvisWasBest
Habits r weird
Whydoicare
Lol
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Ewuk
Can this be a thing now?
Whydoicare
Lolol
TalkRlyehianToMe
Lemme Smash
Teas
No, oh, gods, please, no.
MoooCow
Sorry old man lol keep the faith you know
ThurmanMunsonDisease
If he goes to bryant park he'll get a different bad taste in his mouth.
McBook
The revelations of Richard
Goatboobs
I was gonna say "salt of the girth"
TheFirstMemberOfTheDKCrew
Not a priest, you don't refer to a priest as brother.
EatMoreOatmeal
Thank you
amaloui
Would you refer to a monk or deacon as Brother? Since nuns are sisters?
SomethingSomethingDickbutt
You're gonna need a young priest and an old priest for that one.
bumholiday
LOL
sworp
What about a big young priest in a mature ones body?
UpDownLeftRyan
It's like e thinks the "lol" at the end just exudes him of all the creepiness in the message, lol
McBook
Exude = Exodus :) We're talking about religion
eggmuffin
Almost as creepy as the "Brother"-bit.
pronacc
The lol at the end does exude creepyness.
sonicpet
Far too much lol indeed. Made it even creepier...
pandaeyed
Exude = excuse :) Had me confused there!
pilotperson
Actually, "exude" makes more sense there. It seems like he means the recipient greatly displays the characteristics of the censored word,
sloanybalogna
I want to fuck you, old man, lol
Zechie
lol
pandaeyed
Exude = excuse :) Had me confused there!
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Father, Son, and Holy Shit
sprucegoose93
*holy sit
FezezAreCool
you made me spit out my tea haha
Nguy94
Tea made me laugh hard.
Auxientius
Oh shit I left my tea in the bathroom, thanks for reminding me
McBook
What a waste of tea
FezezAreCool
I"ve had about 7 cups today so not a huuuge loss ;p
BatmansSidePiece
Bahahaha!
VoltageXL1
Definitely a weird ass porno.
Auxientius
This is gold!
peraltawave
Awesome
snackstar
What the fuck did I just read.
MoooCow
"What...? what??.... what?!"
blanc1664
Catholic priest gets turned on when mature men pull their pants while sitting down.
MonkeyDuck
buy me a drink lololol
VampriruM
I don't know, but the shitty English was like acid on my eyes.
kapp70
Linguistein Von Grammernazi
VampriruM
Grammatik Macht Frei.
asspickle
You just read an attempted butt fucking
Mcknizzle
They read my autobiography?
Whydoicare
Lollol
NeverUseful
just playin lollol
NucularCrisitunity
It was at least 50% "lol". God, how i hate people overuse this shit.
Gdf4r
Lol
HelgaBliegle
It's like a red flag for being a sketchy stalker
IsayiLoveYouaLot
Lol
invalidnameisinvalid
Lol
hailthecatoverlords
lol
PrincesssButtercup
Yeah lol I think it's kind of annoying lol some people put it like every three words lol
Elementalist01
I counted 27 "lol"s in 64 text messages. lol.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
People assume it makes whatever they say okay. It doesn't.
kapp70
It does, lol
waitwhereamI
AIDS lol. See? Much better lol.
invalidnameisinvalid
Lol
AnalBumCoverForSevenThousand
Anyone want some lightly fried fish fillets?
Summerofindependentgeorge
Say lightly fried fish filets one more time
OutOfTheWardrobeAndIntoNarnia
lightly fried fish filets one more time
asianjimhalpert
I would love some lightly fried fish fillet.
WeHaveBeenOverThis
As would I!
ReverseEntropy
http://imgur.com/UJc14pU
DenitoOoO
Do you pick up your pants when you sit down? Do you? DO YOU!?!hey! Do youuuuuu!?
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
word for word what I was about to post.. what the fuck is going on around here?
BatmansSidePiece
I just said the same thing.
brethamus
Typical conversation between a priest and pastor boys
cnllnn
Gold.
resipsaloquitor
Lol
Whydoicare
Lol
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
Idk im just playing around lol
McBook
lololol
MrGustave
Lol
takeallmydoubledollars
Pull up your pants and report that shit immediately old man
HeresyIntensifies
kek
SendMeUrDD214s
Old man. Lol
uuuuhhhh
Up voted in the hopes of getting this to 666
Whydoicare
Lolol
sunshinesurr
https://www.facebook.com/smilanfms?fref=ts
FuckThisThingInParticular
Lol. Just playing around lol.
JustAnotherBelgian
lololol
5outof7deadlysins
http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/3770540+_fa54bafa66ec7918cf270e4f0558a438.jpg
DefinitelyATop10Comment
Jesus titty fucking Christ
walterpeck
Reddit: "after reporting this to the sexual victims unit of the church or something like that, he got moved from his home..."
walterpeck
"... (which was on a retreat property for minors owned by his order) and can no longer work with youth and there were a few other penalites.
Whydoicare
Lol
DreamRuiner
that happened in 2012, 3 years before the video was filmed. http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/article/20120412/News/304129059
DreamRuiner
it sounds to me like OP made up a story that got popular and now has to piece together a story that works
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
Yeah and if it happened in 2012, it can't happen again.
walterpeck
Yeah some people in the reddit thread are suspicious of OPs story (surprise).
sunshinesurr
https://www.facebook.com/smilanfms?fref=ts I'm confused because this article mentions a different person than this conversation?
kromls
The story you post was in Massachusetts. OP is talking about a Marist in NYC. How is that the same?
foreverweird
Am I the only one who found that article extremely confusing?
NurseCAT
Naope
blooberries
It still creeped me the math out.
haruspex
sup, Finn?
karuhh
Creeped the math out of me as well
nommon
I still don't get what he means by "pick your pants up on your thigh as you sit down." Is that like a reverse Picard Maneuver?
butterboobs
http://imgur.com/NCwWV3O in gif format
Teasers
That's not the video he sent right?
dwInddimsiaradcymraeg
https://www.dropbox.com/s/402g645e6d6i5cy/2014-11-02%2018.45.57.mov?dl=0 because typing
nommon
Ah I figured the clip was just an unrelated old man joke. Super creepy, though.
KingMammajamma
This makes it even worse
scabab
oh god why...
ImSortaFunny
I had zero idea wtf he was on about. Now I wanna know why it was something he considered sexual?
keepcalmandpartyon
I think he just wanted to keep the conversation going and got stuck on one thing?
DreamRuiner
You guys know these conversations are super easy to fake right?
BritishPablo
Fake or not, either the person messaging him or the person faking it is fucked up and it was a disturbingly entertaining read.
FindAUsername
10/10 never happened
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DreamRuiner
I have no idea how you got that from my comments. I just point out liars on the internet
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DreamRuiner
you make a lot of big assumptions based on very little information. I hope that doesnt come back to bite you in the butt someday
Magster2004
I find it difficult that a priest would use that much slang. They go through years of school. They can spell.
Katheebs
Taught my mother how to text. She texts like that, but she also has a flip phone.
pizzarollfire
True, but my super intelligent boss who has three degrees and makes 200k a year types like a 13 year old in 2006
bxiii
Why would someone fake such a long, boring, and slightly confusing conversation?
nottinghillnapoleon
*Samuel L. Jackson voice* I'm here to talk to you about the Upvote Initiative.
Joshuncool
Dude! There was a video about him picking up his pants; https://www.dropbox.com/s/402g645e6d6i5cy/2014-11-02%2018.45.57.mov?dl=0#
sublime29
Creepy.
geeosaurus
That made this way too real.
DreamRuiner
You have to do that with certain types of dress pants or the lining will tear. Could be an example video
Joshuncool
Don't be daft. Most of the comments know where the priest came from. He's from Marist; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marist
AnythingIsBraveIfYoureDildoEnough
Someone here posted his name, his fb profile checks out. If this is fake, someone's going to a lot of trouble to ruin this guy.
JustAUserRIP
It isn't fake. I actually know the people in the conversation...Shouldn't the picture of the Brother and the video he shared prove it?
DreamRuiner
Everything we've seen can be faked. What would prove it would be an actual investigation instead of crucifying him on the internet.
eggtartsandfarts
But these are so dumb that no one would wanna fake this shit.
allahusnackbarrr
DreamRuiner
haha i like this
realGeorgelucas
pfft, Christians with mobile phones! LOL
GR3453m0nk3y
I believe 0% of them actually happen. Throw that ass in a circle? Really? Who the fuck believes those.
CoolGus
I don't believe this is true only because I've never seen a priest in normal clothing I've only ever seen them in their clerical clothing
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DreamRuiner
Heres how you would do it to get all that info to show up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0dVHH5tPc
DreamRuiner
like so: http://12ag.com/stuff/0-0-0-0-1
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
On OP's the photo is visible plus all the little things like the provider, the alarm etc. are there too. I think OP's post is legit.
HotSock
wow people are really pathetic enough to use that?
Crazewarp
I had no idea this was actually a thing....
JustAUserRIP
But there isnt a photo of the other party there..
DreamRuiner
I just put the first link i came across. There are many many other ways to do this my friend