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Secret Santa Arrived from Norway!!

Christmas is a day of over excited children, boring grown up gifts, and mandatory parties. Secret Santa Gift opening is my own happy special moment. I'll open it whenever I want.

AN AWESOME BOOK! A PRETTY BOX! CHOCOLATES! ...SVINE...STEAK...?!

Presents were covered in bubble wrap, not wrapping paper. You guys can keep your paper, I have bubble wrap to play with!

I realized that Secret Santa did not send Svinesteak, they smuggled kinder eggs in the box!!

This is a huge wonderful thing for me. When I was stationed in Germany my army buddies and I used to get Kinder Eggs and have an immature stupid "Kinder Egg Challenge" (best toy wins). Some of my army buddies are gone now, but this year 3 of us will do Kinder Egg Challenge.

My new favorite candy.

I did not know what this was, but I quickly remedied that, it's like a kit kat meets a kinder egg.

I had the BEST Secret Santa! There was no note, hence no tag. But I hope he/she/attack helicopter sees this. THANK YOU!

Sorry for Potato.
In the box was the ceramic heart and cat. It's Jiji from Kiki's delivery service. Looks like my cat! She believes the box was a present for her. She likes the shipment box best. Built in Kitty Christmas!

Cat Tax

This is Luna. She has a superpower. She can tell when I'm having a nightmare and wakes me up, she also wakes me up when I'm not having a nightmare, so there is a chance she's just an asshole.

F1L0Y1

I want a Kinder Egg!!

9 years ago |

vehagn

FYI: That stuff came all the way from Norway. The box was a lead, the contents a dead giveaway. God jul!

gogetahaircutyadamnhippie

Lol. Maybe shes just an asshole.

ImStarLordMannn

What.. No towel??

Catsnakes4life

I enjoy the cat-box progression...well done

MadameRainbowPants

um. i love your cat.

WhyWontMyCopilotStopScreaming

+1 for being one of few these days that remembered "banana for scale".

ELLSir

Yes!! Banana for scale!

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iamnotakate

Kinder eggs are the best!! Even better than the Wonderballs we used to have before being outlawed as choking hazards or whatever.

I am very jealous of your kinder eggs. Very jealous.

dukebound85

You're welcome:)

TheMigthySniff

gtfo!

istrip4fries

"Some of my army buddies are gone now"... as in stationed away from you, or?...

To Valhalla, as ladybeast said.

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For a moment I really thought they had sent you a microwave dinner, which is what the svinestek box is.

Is it weird that I kind of want to try it?

I guess not. It's not a gourmet meal, but it's all right when you have no time to cook.

SatanBakes

I love Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! Wonderful book.

krazeemee56

One of the best books ever

Can't wait to read it!

thatsnotaknife

As an American living in Norway, Kvikk Lunsj is a trillion times better than kit kat and I eat one everyday and I'm not a huge fatty.. yet

theangryquokka

kvikk lunsj is like, the main thing i miss about living in norway!

I don't know what I would do without it.. going back to kit kat would be a major crisis for me

and the bubbly freia melkesjokolade oh my god

LazyBunnyKiera

You can import kinder eggs, you just can't sell them. A friend has sent me a bunch of them. They they usually break even when padded.

AmiAthena

If they catch you trying to smuggle them, you can get fined. (As some dudes found out at the Canadian border.)

Aquatomahawk

My friend tried sending them to me but wasn't allowed too??

underageotters

If you try to bring them across the border you can get a $2500 fine per egg. I don't see why shipping them in would be different.

Boopbeepbeep

I think they're allowed now. At least that's what the attendant at my neighborhood gas station selling them told me.

They should try a svinesteak box and an intense amount of bubble wrap.