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Nov 9, 2017 1:21 PM
pyromaniac042
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oobeedoobenubi
Did they show the gun and mods used by the guy across the street that shot the attacker?
antietam
LMT Rail-Mounted M203 40mm Destructive Device ... AMERICA!
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Fake News indeed.
chugeknight
I SENSE HERESY!
WalksWithNoFear
#1 Looks like someone discovered Gears Of War.
vodray
http://www.acslater.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/chainsaw-bayonet.jpg
MacClay
I've seen actual chainsaw bayonets, and I was really disappointed by the compromises they needed to exist.
AngronTheRedAngel
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Impractical AF, but a real thing. https://youtu.be/xFSpLbUgrkQ
RVME
One AR-15 not mentioned-----the one that stopped him cold. The hero's AR-15.
MerToo
The one that let a bunch of people get deaded and then only managed to wound him? What, did he not have the T-Rex Bump-Launcher mod?
n0n53n53
Shhhhh don't bring that up around here
CLos420
Freakin laser beams!!
TheElGordo
Chainsaw mod? In Texas? It was a massacre!
genericanimefan01
dangerousDoc
...well done
antietam
appropriately inappropriate
Bart1952
Don't like the cut down ARs, have an Orig Colt SP1 with the triangular handguard & NO fwd bolt assist. Classic & Not for Sale at any price.
jshinskie
Bill3rail
The F16 attachment is too expensive for me so I bought an out of date Grumman F14.
TacoThatCrapsIceCream
Did the writer watch their kids play Gears of War and think it was a documentary?
DrPepper523
Someone else did too...or at least used it as inspiration https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw
maliciousGman
https://78.media.tumblr.com/49a4531d17ceb4c9a6b0d0fb65764538/tumblr_nt1jkxk1H31sh19qjo1_500.gif
gorillaClutch
footage of the shooting just released https://media.giphy.com/media/116HcgXaISxL5S/giphy.gif
MayraV
You couldn't use a gif where there's the actual damn chainsaw, could you?
gorillaClutch
https://media.giphy.com/media/tJrPpbPsPmtCo/giphy.gif happy?
MayraV
Thank you XD
FrankieWi1de
So I can't buy a chainsaw bayonet for my ar15?
sunyudai
https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/zxcb-chain-saw-in-flat-black
Aeav8r
But does it have a shoulder thing that goes up?
ThinkOfSomethingCleverOhFuckShitDamn
Mice with huge tits?
KaJuN
Are they going to post pictures of Mad Max vehicles for the New York truck incident? You know, for fair and unbiased journalism.
Raecracy123abc
I hate fucking people like this. I believe in heavy regulation of guns, so shoot me! But it's fucktards like this that ruin any real convo
chucknailedit
that's the problem. It's such a push button issue that's been inflamed by the media that any logical conversation gets washed out
chucknailedit
fear sells. reasonable discussion doesn't. no one wants to hear a bunch of adults sit down and talk things out.
SmolTenk
I mean, whats even the point of that? Its like they are trying to sabotage any credibility they have...
MacClay
A lot of people legit don't care about credibility when you are telling them something they want to hear.
SmolTenk
Lots of cunts.
robotnixon13
The Kittvhawk is best.
Aluausnackbar
A chainsaw you say? *laughs in imperium*
TheBorkIsStrongInThisOne
Everyday we move closer to warhammer 40k...
sunyudai
We do. https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/zxcb-chain-saw-in-flat-black
Fl0zilla
and further from Warhammer
IwillrateyourDeckBobandVagenePics
You missed this one: https://imgur.com/nM6yg0A
yotsuya
So many different makers for that one, though.
IwillrateyourDeckBobandVagenePics
true. But this one seems to be catered to the younger crowd.
TrumpsMouth
I noticed a surprising lack of bipods on bipods.
MonoclesAndManacles
And knives with bipods
joers
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOKDaVeUEAAmsGa.jpg
Carbonmonoxide
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOJAyUOUMAEyeIp.jpg
n0n53n53
That's a trigger mod
GatCat
Underrated comment of the year.
DingusMajoris
But those are all M-Lok, and i use Keymod!
TrijezniMujo
Then you're stupid, M-Lok is better.
TinySupreme
Get with the times bro. M-Lok is the future!
MacClay
That's okay, some people chose Betamax and HD-DVD too.
Jrhoney
Silly Billy. Get on side with M-Lok already. Keymod is inferior.
TugAndChug
So I guess you're just stuck with industrial shelving. Sorry bro. :(
PrincePripyat
Sorry to correct you, but it's spelled Dickmod.
lochnessmonsterr
It's all universal if you have one of those 30 caliber magazine clips installed with automatic rounds
RichardCraniumwasalreadytaken
What about my AK57-Uzi-Radar-laser-tripple barrel-double-scoped-heat-seaking-retromatic-thermonuclear-electric tampon warmer?
eleonidas
Not as bad as assault rounds.
TinySupreme
That shoot 400 rounds per second even tho it's a semi auto.
ARevenantUsername
A 300 round clipazine with an AKglock-AR 47 with an automatic RPG launcher you say?
iNarrateYourReply
Please tell me the first one wasn't ACKTCHUALLY posted by USA Today?
dangerousDoc
I'd have to lie
JiffyDealer
LIfe15
No usa todY wouldn't have fun they would try to get america pissed off and more gun cobtrol
StMichael7
I better not see any goddamn cobtrol happening!
sunyudai
https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/zxcb-chain-saw-in-flat-black
LIfe15
I need one
TrueWOPR
It was, because they have no gun-sense.
BasicBee
It's like 4chan leaked onto imgur
phe0n1x
I....I thought this was fake. This is why we can't have nice things.
LetumComplexo
Turns out there's real but just as impractical as you could imagine. http://laughterizer.weebly.com/home/chainsaw-bayonet#axzz4xxX0Au7m
phe0n1x
GLORIOUS.
Kuhmeister
It actually was, and is still up: https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/928343873000054784
MasterRichardRahl
One dude made one to slice up a bunch of pumpkins, that's it.
Hightower840
$800 with rail mount system... https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/zxcb-chain-saw-in-flat-black
Ryssaroori
Oh it was
DobbyLivesHere
BLAZMAN
I always upvote log horizon. Shame it's over
Starspawn
It most certainly was :)
sarinaWrecker
Inspired by gears of war
wehavelostobjectivebutter
The thing about the gear war is, it was never about the gears...
Duffman26
Let's kill some grubs
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Long live the Carmines!
CamelSpotter
Or Warhammer 40K.
Qtoy
It was, but chainsaw bayonets do axcherually exist.
jordanschlansky
You know what would be way easier to use? A regular chainsaw.
sunyudai
https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/zxcb-chain-saw-in-flat-black
SenatorVreenak
So does spell check, but you're not using that either.
SuperCakeSmuggler
Hello, 911?...
Qtoy
It was a continuation of the above's butchering of the word "actually".
guitarist96
*Insert gif about jokes going over your head here*
IAmGodot
pyromaniac042
Here ya go: https://www.google.com/amp/amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/nov/8/usa-todays-chainsaw-bayonet-rifle-warning-mocked-o/
BewbsRGreat
i dont know what i would do with a chainsaw bayonet on an AR-15, but i now want to buy an AR-15 just to get a chainsaw bayonet for it
DoggieSan
Smh....
MisterLemons
Why logically approach the situation when you can go overboard to fear monger everyone into believing in your cause?
DuineSgith
Seems to work for the Republicans, FUD FTW
FilipeNogueira
"This isn't Gears of War"
PepperPeanutsVagenis
Link did not work
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
GOD DAMMIT FIRST NBC BLAMING GAMERS FOR THE NEO NAZIS AND NOW THIS STUPID ASS SHIT!
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
This is costing many monies?
Hightower840
$800 https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/zxcb-chain-saw-in-flat-black
somethinginthecorner
ZOMG!!!
Tamerdinosaur
A CHAINSAW BAYONET YOU SAY???? Images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2011/6/24/239132_sm-Quintus%20Pizarro.jpg
Applepotamus
Magnivore
* http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2011/6/24/239132_sm-Quintus%20Pizarro.jpg FTFY
Tamerdinosaur
thank u my dude i didnt link it right somehow
Tamerdinosaur
ONLY A TRUE SON OF THE EMPEROR CAN WIELD SUCH A GLORIOUS WEAPON
Emperorofman
I concur
sunyudai
Hi dad. Can I have a chainsaw bayonet? Got some purging to do.
jshinskie
Did they mention where one would go about purchasing said chainsaw modification? Asking for a friend
SpenderOfTender
Just ask Marcus Fenix he'll hook you up
SpanisInquisition
A store.
LetumComplexo
Ask one of these gentlemen. http://laughterizer.weebly.com/home/chainsaw-bayonet#axzz4xxX0Au7m
tomyironmane
Fuck right off, I'm asking for me. I want one. And a chainsword.
Hightower840
https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/zxcb-chain-saw-in-flat-black
tomyironmane
those teeth are insufficient and inefficient at murderizing.
CaptDoombeard
Here ya go... https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/
DetectiveSloth
Santa better get one for me if he knows what's good for him
jshinskie
You sir, are the real hero.
v
Begotten
What's the difference between a weaponized chainsaw and a normal chainsaw
NerdN1
Chainsaws are generally big and unwieldy as trees seldom dodge or fight back. Look at war axes: They have tiny heads compared to wood axes.
SeamusMCMXCVI
The implication of the advertisement
Toggles
And the other can attach to your picatinny rails
Toggles
One is super scary looking and tactical
ARevenantUsername
One has scary "military-style" foldable sniperbumpstock that makes it FULLY AUTOMATIC xXKILLMACHINE420NoScopeXx, and the other one doesn't.
pyromaniac042
Ive been looking all over and have yet to find it. Ill let you know when I do.
SmolTenk
https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw
CooCooCaChew
Chainsaw Bayonets are for Pedestrians ... THESE are the danger https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/28943_700b.jpg
ImJohnGalt
“As seen on USATODAY”
DreadPierateRoberts
Prop