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With Valentine coming up, here's a tip
Jan 26, 2017 6:52 PM
AllTheUsernamesILikeAreTaken
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captainsquishyturtle
Wait what's the hint?
RonaldFckingSwanson
What's the hint?
Vaanhalen
Suck his dick like it's a resume, and/or take it up the butt. Guaranteed win.
Parius
We have sex like that all year round, i want that fucking watch!
SelkieSirenSong
Tip: some women want this too. (And not just the tip)
HonARGUru
Why not get both the watch and the secular sex and also something to give to her like any healthy relationship instead
Litchick
Yes please
PsiloPsybin
I want to tie her up. She can get me the flowers.
Compound515
I want her to take me in and give me breakfast
angelicyokai
Clearly, you come from a land down under...
flamingflamingo
This. Though I do know my guy has a thing for being tied up. There just aren't any women good enough to do it.
TinyMexicanJew
much offends taken (im 18 in 2 weeks)
flamingflamingo
Haha I'm not sure how to react to this.
flamingflamingo
Want to clarify, my SO is a dom, but he did admit to me that he (and everyone) is tempted by the idea of being restrained.
ionlycamehereforthis
Cool, glad I'll be alone again this year for it
houston33
lolaluftnagel
This would terrify my SO. He wouldnt know what to do
RothChizzle
Actually I would love a watch as well as the other thing. Give both in the spirit of love and generosity.
TheAlHassan
BUT WHAT IS THE HINT FOR GOD'S SAKE??
Vaanhalen
Steak/blowjob
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
i mean you can do both, watches are nice, too.
Gestalted
Have to say, if the watch is a certain brand, I kind of also want the watch in addition to everything else.
EmmyBean
Fantastic, this is precisely what I had in mind when I booked the $400 hotel room. Thanks, @OP!
spazzywaitress
I'm a huge supporter of steak & bj day. March 14th. I want sappy romance once a year. I return it with whisky meat and whatever my man wants
NinjaBeans
I prefer Galentine's day myself.
TrizzNathaniel
Treat yo self day is Oct 13
CandyMinion
SmellyPotatoMan
SELF :D SELF :D SELF :D SELF :D SELF :D
CandyMinion
Muddyy
Me being called Galen was really confused when I first heard of that...
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
How are those death star plans coming along?
Muddyy
Flawless ;)
Chwirligwganhudol
Everyday is Galentine's day!
stoatymcstoatface
There are literally dozens of us!!!
UpvotingCats
corpsejelly
The only rules in the Bible regarding sex is- only with you spouse, and no animals. Other than that, get nuts, and church people do get down
InaMellophoneMood
Isn't there stuff against sodomy?
corpsejelly
That is against homosexuality
OPmakesOC
I... I like watches. Watches are nice.
evildrdrew
I want both.
WyattEarp1
WHAT'S THE HINT:???????
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
It's a ripoff
ProbablyDrunkAgain
OutLaw2583
This needs more upvotes
reactiongifforeverything
Damn that was smooth.
cajuninjun
i don't know, my fiancee asked me for a new smart watch for Valentines day. he already gets the freaky stuff anyway.
N0616JC
But what is the hint?
FourOutOfFiveGreatLakesPreferMichigan
whatupmyknitters
that way he knows what time you started having sex
FourOutOfFiveGreatLakesPreferMichigan
That's positive thinking
littlegingerone
should i tell him first? he doesnt know we are going out yet
xxoctavianxx
Depends on the watch, I would gladly skip the sex for an Omega, Grey Side of the Moon with the meteorite face.
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
Saddest comment of the day
ginjaninjaturtle
Found the watch guy. Fellow WIS reporting in.
SpecimenSpiff
I'd skip the sex for a Casio.
T0MK4T
Very nice watch. But wouldn't it also depend on the person? Some exes I would have been fine with a timex instead
xxoctavianxx
It would depend on the person. That watch is what I would take over that lol
Lionskull
JibbetyJibbety
That being said, that's a pretty sexy watch
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
I wouldn't usually fuck a watch, but if I had to....
chrishallett83
Ha ha yes, I want an Omega DeVille!
DelicateMenstrualQueef
Got it. Strap one on and fuck him in the butt.
EmmyHearts
One and done
feeltheice
Are you @ipegonthefirstdate
AllDemCanadianBones
I'm down if you're down.
malikcarr
TraceofSpades
I mean. I'm not saying no....buy me dinner first.
TheOriginalGingaNinja
So Denver area? Bahahaha
pandora9283
I thought that was saved for International Women's Day?
sono2015
This comment needs more upvotes.
stupidblinkinglightismockingme
Agreed, I have done my part.
EmmyHearts
So does this comment
PoopFrosting
sometimes that's what she's lookin' for too, y'know
metrostarshipp
Can confirm
metrostarshipp
Can confirm
ytseone
Mix it up though. Handcuff her to a chair and leave.
AVerySexualMidget
Honestly, that would turn me on, make me cry, then probably turn me on again.
ytseone
You're just asking to be handcuffed to a less sensual piece of furniture. An early-80s sectional or something.
AVerySexualMidget
Honestly, that would turn me on, make me cry, then probably turn me on again.
NGC5189
She wants me to dress like a slut?
IFUCKEVERYTHING
I do
whatupmyknitters
yes.
ACatNamedVirtute
CaptCraazy
Username checks out.
whatupmyknitters
http://imgur.com/hNpBRvJ
klucky
Sometimes
midd1eearth
I'd do it. Fuck it
XiYen13
Why is people in all caps?
MapToTheCrunch
PEOPLE
ultrarunningawayfromyou
As opposed to church going ferrets. Have to be clear
ARandomHelljumper
Can confirm, ferrets always eat the wafers during Mass. Shifty bastards...
Martecles
Easily confused
ManDonkey
dot
Dexterming
People magazine? Would be great
NickBlacksHumor
Whatdya mean you people
Pishposhbingbong
I don't know, but some lucky soul is in for a hell of a night because someone tore off and took home the hint section.
TheFunkyCodingMonkey
PEOPLE!
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Because fuck you, that's why.
XiYen13
I like you
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Fuck you too.