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MonkyMonk
"I always upvote bacon"
Wuhaa
#1 is the cutest Sarlacc pit known to man.
DangerRan
Wow that pig does some sweet porkour.
TheGentryGaming
#1 It's the sarlac pig!
Lucideon
Almost makes me feel bad about eating so much bacon
Grungeking
Almost :P
irnpig
I was not told of this, why
frostybox
bacon seeds
Raadottaja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D67jM8nO7Ag
Maniac1997
#1 seductively strokes hay
ilovefluffyeverything
Piggies! I <3 them
DIPPSHIT
CuriousFen
Can anyone explain the one where it's tail uncurls? Why is that?
EmilyMaybe
i love pigs so much
clownbloodonthewindshield
Anyone else have an urge for a BLT right now?
NekkidSnek
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
FeversAndMirrors
I need more gifs of piggies sleeping and treats being placed by their snout please and thank you.
fmbidald
Wellllllll there goes 6 hours watching piglet videos on YouTube til dawn. Thanks :/
Turbz
#1 when you're upset but mom brings home Mcdonald's
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Cute lil piggers :3
jrsofty
#1 was my favorite. The nose knows!
Bigbowlofcobwebs
Pigs have very sharp teeth
AMartianPotato
Before you get one please understand how big they actually get: http://www.santamariasun.com/images/cms/full/cover.volunteers%204.1-14.jpg
varsil
Eh, not too big: https://assets.entrepreneur.com/content/16x9/822/20150727220756-bacon.jpeg
ZombiHugs
Some say he's still riding that pig to this day.
InaraBlack
They are cute. I now understand.
LordoftheSevenKingdomsandProtectoroftheRealm
Why they taste so good
slowpoop
ChorizoPig
My little porker:
almostsomething182
That's not little
ChorizoPig
Yes it is. He's 19" tall.
Blamblam101
Pigs don't have fur. They have hair like humans. That's my only oinker trivia.
HateMachine9
They're also supposed to be pretty smart
SpitefulRed
Like, crazy smart
bumbleface
Apparently they are as smart as 3 year old children and can solve puzzles, recognize themselves in mirrors etc.
PanickyPetrie8
It's sad that they are as intelligent as dogs, yet they are so many welfare issues regarding their rearing
SherMattLockSmith
My mom has one, been teaching him tricks. He will do a little spin if you ask him if he can dance.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
Every bit as smart as dogs.
error404usernamenotfoud
Pretending to go potty just to get a treat is a whole much more complex leap than dogs ever make
GentlemanScientist
Documentary snippet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mza1EQ6aLdg
FightOligarchy
Yeah that's why I don't get the hypocrisy of those who are horrified by the thought of eating dogs/horses. Pigs/cows are relatively smart.
fezzesRcool
Octopus.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
Cows are stupid, pigs are smart.
eggmuffin
Who told you that? Cows are very socially active and curious animals, and are not notably stupid.
Tigergurke
I've seen them standing in electic fences being zapped over and over again, not moving away. Those few weren't that smart I guess.^^
eggmuffin
No, you haven't. Either there was no power to the fence, or there was too little power (a paddock intended for smaller animals).
FightOligarchy
That's actually not true, cows are at least as smart as dogs but I'm too lazy to cite evidence. Regardless, I like my bacon n beef.
RedroverRedrover
Maybe not as smart as dogs, but smart: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cows-are-way-smarter-than-you-thought_us_55b631ede4b0224d8832b382
FightOligarchy
Huff post? Blegh..here's a .org article with scholastic citations http://www.farmsanctuary.org/learn/the-someone-project/110-2/
LunarApocalypse
I know one that was conversing with a spider, a spider! You won't believe what else happened.
TablesBobbyTables
Click here to find out!
Agandau
Wow. That's some pig!
Vydrach
Exceedingly. Also their organs can be used in organ transplants on humans.
apresminuit
Their organs are also delicious.
GreatWhiteCorvus
What about a brain transplant?
GentlemanScientist
I know a few it'd be an improvement on.
Unibu
Sure, I don't think there would be a very big difference for some people.
Gunsling3r
geiokami
Do pigs make good house pets? They seem to
RedVagOfCourage
They get huge, but they're smart and can be house broken.
Bloax
"House broken"? Hm?
RedVagOfCourage
House trained?
geiokami
But the best part is when they die your not sad because now you have bacon.
R2DeepThroat94
#7 does that actually work?
DontCallMeDannyBoy
I need to know!
RedReddington
And if so, why?
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
If I had my balls tickled and then mounted I probably would want to run away too.
RedReddington
Wrong gif, buddy.
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
Oh this is awkward
CanIrubYoTitties
We just rescued a 3 month old mini/pot belly mix from a meat farm (by rescue I mean paid $60) and he's incredibly smart.
bab51
How does one go about that? I've always wanted to rescue a pig as well!
CanIrubYoTitties
Go to craigslist, search pigs for sale
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Technically isn't selling animals not allowed on Craigslist?
CanIrubYoTitties
Technically... Yes. But they do it anyway
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I always see people saying "$300 re-homing fee" or "donation". I feel like they're all puppy mils. :/
CanIrubYoTitties
I know if you look under "community" they have a pets section.
Vydrach
If I had a device that could keep something from physically maturing, pigs would be the second one I'd use it on, after a gator.
antifolkhero
Just put them on imgur. That seems to stop anyone from physically maturing.
Vydrach
Think you're confusing "physically" and "mentally."
antifolkhero
I think it's a bit of both.
SizzleSphinx
How has no one suggested mini pterodactyl?
ThirstyBeaver
We'd need to bring Jurassic Park to reality first. Then the shrink ray.
RedroverRedrover
I'd want the little giraffe from that commercial!!!!
Hungryhungryhippogriff
I'd have a tiny elephant :)
PhilEeno
#teamcanada
devasto
I'd use it on Prince George of Cambridge because that would be hilarious
thegameball
Relevant GF comic: http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/gravityfalls/Waddles/loehLyb/
imapencil
Aren't lizards basically small gators
Fireanole
Not really, but if you want something that looks like one but stays small I'd recommend a red eyed crocodile skink or an alligator lizard.
1metalnation
Not even slightly
duncan5wan
High school girls. I get older, they stay the same age. Alright alright alright.
ThirstyBeaver
I'd prefer a shrink ray so I could finally have a house hippo
Frizzayfrizz
"The North American House Hippo is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States" that nostalgia :)
Snarfmonster
I want a hippopotamus for christmassss...
Fre3bs
Better get it housebroken fast then, they propeller-shit with their tails.
FilthyRapscallions
As tempting as a house hippo would be, my thoughts too went to the feces fanning.
unsaltedandsharkfree
What about otters? I'd build the coolest terrarium/aquarium for them.
Mayokopp
A hippo? Why not have a @TinyOctopus?
Vydrach
But they're cuter when tiny. And less mean.
DeathDoge
You mean less likely to inflict actual damage
ecodude
I've seen baby hippos want cuddles, mature hippos only ever want death murder.
FilthyRapscallions
A Pomeranian sized bear would make a neat pet.
Vydrach
I said a device that keeps it as a baby, not a shrink ray. That was someone else.
zerohunter
Imagine a bear sized pomeranian....
IAmTheCutestOfBorg
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=383415
FilthyRapscallions
Death to all, with their little dog anger.
Steelflameblade
But do they have little dog anger when the size of a bear?
FilthyRapscallions
My experience says probably. I've seen some hefty poms, same attitude.