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Mar 13, 2017 2:41 PM
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vigothecruel
I couldn't figure out why In N Out put a red dot and a white dot on her forehead.
littlegingerone
They are a solid investment
PoultryInMotion
Won't who is paying for that date..
DoctorDoomTootsAsHePleases
I ain't buying Samantha a vibrator.
underlord2132
I'd buy her one of those dragon dildos that for some reason can lay eggs inside you. Just to go from 0 to 100.
Azdiablo520
Hands on the table Samantha ..Damn freak .
bentheretoo
No gofundme?
HellYeahImFromTexas
Ill buy if I can watch
Linkashii
Wasn't this the girl that found her doppelganger on tinder?
Merisiel
She seems nice.
Quaxx
I can help out... she can have the used one of my ex.
BenProbus
Try chocolate!
Bulldozer2017
Nose ring = NOPE
KvatchGuard
Samantha doesnt look like she needs one.
Thedevilofsnowflakes
Maybe she has one already?
Mostlydeadpool
she's never heard of cucumbers?
Utamey
Yes, those rare organic vibrating cucumbers.
mburicao
Cellphone might help...
preciousambergris
Guurl, $20 will get you something that'll work just fine.
Utamey
Hell, where I live any sex shop sells some basic £5 bullet vibrator that packs a punch.
CommanderCaribou
Had a girl use me for free food. Fucking shit
Mushroombadger
That's why you don't pay for food on the first date.
CommanderCaribou
Well yeah but i figured it was a nice gesture
PoultryInMotion
You feel burned.. but at least you know you aren't a dirtbag like her
CommanderCaribou
true enough. 15 bucks later i feel a little smarter and a little mad
LunarRhythm
That sucks, man. Did she at least put out?
CommanderCaribou
nah man we went to in and out...the irony is not lost on me
LunarRhythm
Shit. It happens. I probably wouldn't be too mad if she was cute enough...nah. Nevermind. That's bullshit no matter how I look at it.
ShamelessOToole
Your fedora is showing.
LunarRhythm
I said nevermind.