Phone Dump 3

Nov 7, 2016 2:29 AM

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I know what he's gonna say next ohmygodohmygodohmygod" "You are" "I ded"

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#5: Please stop talking about the vagina as a sentient being. I'm getting bad Gelgamek flashbacks :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

That Leslie logic about Harry Potter gets me every time.

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i hate to say it but i think a lot of us have used that same logic at some point or another

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That's my sister and me, as I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd, and she has never read any of the books, but saw all the movies.

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"i'll pour monster" lol

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"Can I stay your place? No hobo." - "you see me" by childish gambino

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So that's what the metro drivers are doing when they say that. Shit they do that a lot.

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#1 is my town holy shit

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#3 yeah, in a Disney movie

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Memes your girlfriend might show you 3

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In which Ricky Gervais demonstrates that he doesn't understand what a charity is, or that churches are several of the biggest and best.

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The pimp one was brutal..

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Omg the bishreksual one.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, so I won't be able to masturbate if/when I become a train driver?

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the greatest thing about this is the fact it's all the same person

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I laughed harder at this comment than I did the post...

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Phil knew his greatest dream would someday come true, and had marshmallows and skewers with him for the occasion at all times

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Three "phone dumps" in one day? Stop pretending it's a phone dump and just properly label it "reposting a bunch of shit all at once."

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I live in South Africa and we do call long pants longs.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

3PS always gets an upvote, especially that comic.

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"The other day..." is literally any day that is not today. Applicable in any situation even if I haven't seen you in 22 years.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 they should probably both go home and change

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I've worked for Walmart for a few years and I've seen several customers organize the candy like that before. I don't get it. Someone explain

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

literally my friends. They hate that I don't care for Harry Potter.

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I don't like the movies. They were typical make a movie & ride the coattails of a popular book instead of making the content decent movies.

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You should read the books instead of seeing the movies though. They are pretty good.

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That's just petty on their part. You can't expect everyone to like Harry Potter. It's not The Lord of the Rings.

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Oh that is a completely different story.

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Of course it is!

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The first picture is from my hometown and will forever haunt me that I don't know these people

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I never made that connection with the incredibles!!!

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Doubt the 5th grader in the 60s would know what a BJ is. Besides, the girl was (at start) too shy to even be seen by him, much less blow him

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

True true

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I am maintaining optimal reproductive health right now

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That's hot

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Ugh, now snail trails are running though my mind

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Through*

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which one is Eric? The mermaid one?

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Yes

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domo arigato

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Yes. Prince Eric is from the little mermaid

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obrigado

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The Mighty Ducks: I realized that Bombay missing a goal in a playoff game when he was 9 haunted him for the rest of his life.

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Haha, you're not wrong, but how is this relevant?

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The Ariel comment about her being 16 made me think of it.

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That no hobo line was actually part of a Childish Gambino song. Just throwing that out there.

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Which one?

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"You see me" I believe

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"Asians girls everywhere, UCLA"

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#21 which movie is that? Also great dump @op laughed out loud to so many

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That is probably Pitch Perfect.

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I also wish to know

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They say Pitch Perfect

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