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A Whole New World
Dec 16, 2016 1:41 PM
SirMaizeAndBlue
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TheKRNL
Well if you don't do it, I might
zertmaster
SirMaizeAndBlue
That's about right
Cl1tC0mmander
SirMaizeAndBlue
Yes!
Quynlan
As long as you're not phobic about your butt being entered, its awesome.
SirMaizeAndBlue
No problem there.
HueTheHuman
Tit for tat.
87mph
More environmentally friendly than using a tumble dryer I guess
SirMaizeAndBlue
I try to be as green as possible
ThingsIsayWillLikelyAngerYou
She'll probably realize how weak you are and lose all attraction to you
SirMaizeAndBlue
This did not anger me, more made me sad someone would think that.
CatsAreOurGods
sounds like an excellent friendship!
NotRainman1344
I got a girl to call me daddy because i thought its supposed to be hot. Turns out its more creepy then anything else
SirMaizeAndBlue
That's not happening here, that stuff is weird.
Arkvoodle
Sing "A Whole New World" but replace every instance of "eyes" with "thighs" and enjoy losing some childhood innocence.
SirMaizeAndBlue
No, I like Aladdin.
Arkvoodle
If you've ever pictured Aladdin banging Jasmine then it wont ruin anything that hasnt already been ruined
SirMaizeAndBlue
Can't say that I have.
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SirMaizeAndBlue
The first part, I don't think the term applies to women. I maybe wrong though.
ImaginateItYourself
Thats what i mean, i dont really get it. But still, if youre thinking of doing it and do it in the end, hope it goes well!
SirMaizeAndBlue
Thanks, same here.
gomiboy
Seriously jealous.
SirMaizeAndBlue
Why?
bubthegreat
Lemme know how it goes. Fiance wants to try it.
SirMaizeAndBlue
Will do.
bubthegreat
Well...?
SirMaizeAndBlue
Turns out she doesn't have the stuff need, working on building our own.
bubthegreat
That's brave, lol.
SirMaizeAndBlue
What's the worst that could happen lol
helbard
SirMaizeAndBlue
That's how I feel when I think about it.
swimteamrasta
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SirMaizeAndBlue
Don't knock it till you try it.
swimteamrasta
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LeakyLifeboat
I don't know why I first read that as parents but I got a little scared.
SirMaizeAndBlue
Don't worry, I'll be in a safe friendly environment.
Hallonsmuudie
Start off small and easy, use lube
SirMaizeAndBlue
Of course.
NCPBullet
Its a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll
SirMaizeAndBlue
I want to break free!
SpareMacaroni
Op is a faggot
SirMaizeAndBlue
Guilty
mizcs
lucky sumbitch
SirMaizeAndBlue
Have you tried Craigslist?
mizcs
keyword here is "friend"
SirMaizeAndBlue
Good point.
TheDad101
I guess that's one way to attempt to escape the friend-zone.
TypicalPalmTree
Through the butt!
SirMaizeAndBlue
The natural way.
wafflehugs
SirMaizeAndBlue
+1 for appropriate use of Archer
RiggsyRiggs
SirMaizeAndBlue
Thanks.
ShutUpandTakeMyFunny
Plot twist op is a girl
SirMaizeAndBlue
Nope, all man.
ShutUpandTakeMyFunny
Eh, whatever tickles your bunghole I guess
MissCinder
In this case, OP's friend.
ShutUpandTakeMyFunny
That's not how pegging works... wait are we taking about the clothes line thing or the sex thing??
MissCinder
xD
SirMaizeAndBlue
Ba dum tss
CaptainMaximum
A HOLE NEW WOOOOOORLD
Bojangles157
Tehe a-hole new world
SirMaizeAndBlue
Dammit, why didn't I think of that!?
januskincaid
To be fair, you also didn't spell it right in the first place, so... :)
SirMaizeAndBlue
I notice after it posted.
januskincaid
Also we need updates if/when this happens.
SirMaizeAndBlue
I'll update.
SilverDust133
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WinterPalace86
Where I live, Women say they're into fun kinks and whatnot, and then as soon as you pull out the rope and buttplug, they're like hell no.
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
They meant missionary with their legs up.
WinterPalace86
You have no idea how goddamn correct you are. It's killing me slowly.
SirMaizeAndBlue
I'm curious where you're at.
WinterPalace86
Missouri.
SirMaizeAndBlue
That explains it. Don't get me wrong, I like Missouri but I don't think kinky things will be happening there anytime soon.
SirMaizeAndBlue
The rope and plugs are for them, not you.
WinterPalace86
Yeah those items aren't for me, but even if they were I'd get a weird look. I'm just saying I hear a lot of big talk and none to back it up
SirMaizeAndBlue
It happens.
twigvex
I'm bi and male. I've done the deed with plenty of men and women, but I've never been pegged. I'd like to give it a go...
SirMaizeAndBlue
I'll let you know how it goes.
Catmandoom
I would also like to know how it goes
SirMaizeAndBlue
I will update you.
twigvex
Thanks OP. Maybe I'll do you if you like it!
SirMaizeAndBlue
http://gph.is/1twOBuQ
LynxyTaco
Do it! Use good lube :p
SirMaizeAndBlue
I will
LynxyTaco
If it's your first time with that kind of play I can suggest decent lubes. Anyway, have fun!
SirMaizeAndBlue
I'm listening.
LynxyTaco
Gel based lubes work well, astroglide or liquid silk are nice. Go slow, start small. Use silicone toys as they are easier to clean and nicer
MarlboromanMat
Pegging? I did that with the clothes on the line today. Wait a minute! It's a naughty thing, isn't it! What what what is it?
Dangerainger
Oh my! I thought pegging was putting a clothes peg on a gentleman's member. Thanks for the info. Imgur education is the best.
Golduneye
Til
lightdogfang
Well, when a man and a women love each other very much they go in private and then the man gets fucked with a strap on
MarlboromanMat
Really? Ewww. Not my cup of tea then.
SirMaizeAndBlue
To each their own.
Ageekofamanthatsintofemalebreasts
That doesn't sound like fun to me.
SirMaizeAndBlue
You'll be surprised.
shetouchedmybuttholesteve
The exact birds and bees talk that my uncle the Catholic priest gave me, except for the strap on part. His penis was real.
TheDispensableHobbesAndCalvin
Pics or it didn't happen
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Thats like my dream situation haha
SirMaizeAndBlue
I'll let you know how it goes.