Jan 27, 2019 10:03 AM
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UncomfortableAnswers
Compiling
MomofukuJones
Am I the only one who finds this a bit creepy?
lebenitza
It’s compiling!
IrrelativeTheory
Waiting for that code to compile, prolly.
TheCrusher78
Common his code was compiling!
JudgeMentaI
"It's compiling/rendering"
ilsalta
Compiling...
RawDeerock
Isn't that just a loading icon?
greekocheecko
Yes he is. He works as a chair warmer. I'd say he is very busy
longtimenolurk
Maybe he lost a lot of money, and is spinning in hopes an idea would form
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Fuck off he's a programmer
TheCrustyMustard
I know that pose. That's the "boss gave me some insane task of information that I dont have and I need a solution by Monday" thinking pose.
AtomicKate
Probably compiling.
CidColetti
Me on a team meeting call.
nintyuk
Ahh someone's code is compiling
MightyIink
I love my job, I do this whenever I wait for a reboot, a windows update and a hefty program to install.
thatguyfromny
Such is the life of a sysadmin when waiting for an update to finish rolling out.
valen00
Went to p2v a machine, shutdown, installing updates 1/19 started at 10:00am, finished updating at 7:40AM the next day. It's much happier now
fluortanten
Just trying to clear the stress cause you know that there's a chance it will crash and you have a shit ton of work and anguish ahead.
barnwolf
Honestly, if your job is 90% waiting for code to compile or updates to roll out, then you need to find work you can do while waiting.
ThadeusPrinceOfFoxes
For sysadmin, your job is also about fixing things when it fails, free time because things work right is a bonus and isn’t consistent
That's probably why software as a service works. Because each company having an admin that's only 30% utilized is wasteful.
bawtzki
The calm before the storm
applejuiceandquinine
What am I looking at...a doorwall of death? Unfinished balcony? Real question
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
The person spinning in their chair
OGCurious
As a video editor; yes.
Supaenmi
Yep, half of the time you're waiting for after effects to render the preview
porcupineinthewind
That or waiting for renders.
Exactly!
AdrianDunne
The spinning action pushes old ideas to the back of the head to make space for new ones to enter through the eye holes, Standard practice.
MantisTobagganMD
A spinning brain is a working brain
NotWavingDrowning
He's making it hard work for the sniper tho
RagingWaxedYeti
napking1
Go for the crotch!
TemetNosce000
Dick move!
MADMAN5465
Dick REmove*
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
Not really, he’s going in an incredibly predictable pattern at a constant rate, makes for an easy shot.
StillNotYouTube
You know damn well he'll change the pattern the instant the shot is fired.
MrTacoPower
Think it be to late
ZachariasWolfe
Happens every fucking time.
MyronTheDormouse
Looking idle is not the same as being idle. Maybe he's thinking
ILikeAminalsAnFibshAnInsectsAnStuffAnThingsButNotPeople
Or waiting for a stress induced headache to subside.
kgbofficer
And looking busy isn't the same as being busy. Source, experience being lazy looking busy.
Inarticulated
I had this friend who sometimes just stood up, spun around really fast to think of stuff. I haven't thought about that since I was a kid..
qwijybo
Centrifugal force to allow more blood to rush to the brain.
bigbrother
spinning in chair = loading icon
CoeusDarksoul
Lets not start that shit again!
AmyBernadettePenny
MissPositivity
Or waiting for IT
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
Rendering
CommentsareOC
Executive time.
MikkoAN1
I look like that when on conference calls.
JesusofMethlehem
*Big Bang Theory Thinking Montage*
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ScrabtabularScruff
Perception is reality.
randawg
Ugh this triggered me haha. Always hated that phrase.
Yeah well they are known to ask their inferiors to look active even when there's nothing to do so it's not a really good example
Superchief86
I've got a whole day at work next sunday. But I'll only be actually working for about an hour total. The rest will be waiting.
EmCeeMiNacion
“My wireless mouse died, so I had to plug it in and charge it. But because Apple doesn’t know how to properly place a charging port...”
justonemorepicturepls
Oh they know, but selling extension chords is much more fun
MrChurch
I like to go take a shit when I'm having trouble figuring something out. Nothing like a good epiphany shit.
"Eureka!" *stands up* "oops, wipe first"
mrcanadiansorry
Sometimes my job requires me to take time to just think and nothing else, usually I’m so busy so I look so lazy when I have to do this
poets
Could be waiting for a reply or for something compile or render.
swellguy18
A site I work on used to take up to 5 minutes to launch when I wanted to test code I wrote. We've got it down to 30-60 seconds now.
How many spins is that?
At least 4 spins.
Shelest
IT'S COMPILING!
Beezlebubble
Yep. When I send out invoices I can't do anything or i risk freezing my system and stopping the process.
CanadianEngineer
Or for the model to train! (ML represent)
monsterhunter4lyfe
Have some old lenovos at work, usually wait about 5-10 minutes everytime I need to pop open a model on solidworks.
No excuses, find something else to do.
I got fill my bottle or take a piss, good'nuff?
UncomfortableAnswers
Compiling
MomofukuJones
Am I the only one who finds this a bit creepy?
lebenitza
It’s compiling!
IrrelativeTheory
Waiting for that code to compile, prolly.
TheCrusher78
Common his code was compiling!
JudgeMentaI
"It's compiling/rendering"
ilsalta
Compiling...
RawDeerock
Isn't that just a loading icon?
greekocheecko
Yes he is. He works as a chair warmer. I'd say he is very busy
longtimenolurk
Maybe he lost a lot of money, and is spinning in hopes an idea would form
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Fuck off he's a programmer
TheCrustyMustard
I know that pose. That's the "boss gave me some insane task of information that I dont have and I need a solution by Monday" thinking pose.
AtomicKate
Probably compiling.
CidColetti
Me on a team meeting call.
nintyuk
Ahh someone's code is compiling
MightyIink
I love my job, I do this whenever I wait for a reboot, a windows update and a hefty program to install.
thatguyfromny
Such is the life of a sysadmin when waiting for an update to finish rolling out.
valen00
Went to p2v a machine, shutdown, installing updates 1/19 started at 10:00am, finished updating at 7:40AM the next day. It's much happier now
fluortanten
Just trying to clear the stress cause you know that there's a chance it will crash and you have a shit ton of work and anguish ahead.
barnwolf
Honestly, if your job is 90% waiting for code to compile or updates to roll out, then you need to find work you can do while waiting.
ThadeusPrinceOfFoxes
For sysadmin, your job is also about fixing things when it fails, free time because things work right is a bonus and isn’t consistent
barnwolf
That's probably why software as a service works. Because each company having an admin that's only 30% utilized is wasteful.
bawtzki
The calm before the storm
applejuiceandquinine
What am I looking at...a doorwall of death? Unfinished balcony? Real question
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
The person spinning in their chair
OGCurious
As a video editor; yes.
Supaenmi
Yep, half of the time you're waiting for after effects to render the preview
porcupineinthewind
That or waiting for renders.
OGCurious
Exactly!
AdrianDunne
The spinning action pushes old ideas to the back of the head to make space for new ones to enter through the eye holes, Standard practice.
MantisTobagganMD
A spinning brain is a working brain
NotWavingDrowning
He's making it hard work for the sniper tho
RagingWaxedYeti
napking1
Go for the crotch!
TemetNosce000
Dick move!
MADMAN5465
Dick REmove*
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
Not really, he’s going in an incredibly predictable pattern at a constant rate, makes for an easy shot.
StillNotYouTube
You know damn well he'll change the pattern the instant the shot is fired.
MrTacoPower
Think it be to late
ZachariasWolfe
Happens every fucking time.
MyronTheDormouse
Looking idle is not the same as being idle. Maybe he's thinking
ILikeAminalsAnFibshAnInsectsAnStuffAnThingsButNotPeople
Or waiting for a stress induced headache to subside.
kgbofficer
And looking busy isn't the same as being busy. Source, experience being lazy looking busy.
Inarticulated
I had this friend who sometimes just stood up, spun around really fast to think of stuff. I haven't thought about that since I was a kid..
qwijybo
Centrifugal force to allow more blood to rush to the brain.
bigbrother
spinning in chair = loading icon
CoeusDarksoul
Lets not start that shit again!
AmyBernadettePenny
MissPositivity
Or waiting for IT
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
Rendering
CommentsareOC
Executive time.
MikkoAN1
I look like that when on conference calls.
JesusofMethlehem
*Big Bang Theory Thinking Montage*
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ScrabtabularScruff
Perception is reality.
randawg
Ugh this triggered me haha. Always hated that phrase.
MyronTheDormouse
Yeah well they are known to ask their inferiors to look active even when there's nothing to do so it's not a really good example
Superchief86
I've got a whole day at work next sunday. But I'll only be actually working for about an hour total. The rest will be waiting.
EmCeeMiNacion
“My wireless mouse died, so I had to plug it in and charge it. But because Apple doesn’t know how to properly place a charging port...”
justonemorepicturepls
Oh they know, but selling extension chords is much more fun
MrChurch
I like to go take a shit when I'm having trouble figuring something out. Nothing like a good epiphany shit.
MyronTheDormouse
"Eureka!" *stands up* "oops, wipe first"
mrcanadiansorry
Sometimes my job requires me to take time to just think and nothing else, usually I’m so busy so I look so lazy when I have to do this
poets
Could be waiting for a reply or for something compile or render.
swellguy18
A site I work on used to take up to 5 minutes to launch when I wanted to test code I wrote. We've got it down to 30-60 seconds now.
poets
How many spins is that?
swellguy18
At least 4 spins.
Shelest
IT'S COMPILING!
Beezlebubble
Yep. When I send out invoices I can't do anything or i risk freezing my system and stopping the process.
CanadianEngineer
Or for the model to train! (ML represent)
monsterhunter4lyfe
Have some old lenovos at work, usually wait about 5-10 minutes everytime I need to pop open a model on solidworks.
barnwolf
No excuses, find something else to do.
monsterhunter4lyfe
I got fill my bottle or take a piss, good'nuff?