What if Adam and Eve had been Chinese?

Feb 18, 2017 2:28 PM

SnoozeLee

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I read that as what if and am and eve were cheede

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But they weren't. They were Hebrews.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

we're going to get technical about a fictitious story? lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Well in the Jewish tradition Hebrews are decedent from Shem, Noah's son. Adam and Eve are the origin of all mankind.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hebrew means "wanderer" or "nomad" not the name of primal people

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why are they clothed if they didn't eat the Apple yet, tsk tsk tsk

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

They aren't. It's implied by the other leaves that they are falling from the tree. And he is standing behind a flower.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're not. It's a flower and falling leaves.. Just a coincidence :)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't think there is enough surface area of that guys schlong for it to get stuck, something's fishy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's still in the stalk! I think the physics in this picture are perfectly fine, the talking snake seems pretty weird though..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plus shouldn't the snake still have legs since they were never punished for eating the forbidden fruit?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They're hidden in the tree in the first pic. And I guess they've already eaten them in the second!

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