Return of the Meme: 1735 (titboots)

Jun 27, 2026 1:30 PM

CodyBurkett

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Let's get this bread.

It's my birthday today... aaaand I am at the bottom of the board for jeep tours and the forest north of Sedona is on fire, so I'm probably not going to get any tours but have to be close by-ish just in case. Hooray. While there's a wildfire on so nobody is booking tours.

42 years old today. I had honestly hoped to be dead by now when I was 17 years old.

There's only one thing I really want for today and I know it's not going to happen today, so it goes.

Maybe I'll go and do some birding on the other side of the mountain anyway this morning. I woke up in a sour helpless mood after the dreams I had, though they weren't inherently bad at all.

I mean, the headache from the wildfire smoke doesn't help the mood either.

I have two bottles, waiting. But I have a feeling the fucker is possessed by a demon and won't ever die, and when he does they'll have an AI substitute for him.

Step one to become a fossil: die.

I do not want to think, i've seen people who live that way and it seems peaceful.

Unpopular Arizonan Opinion: all heat is valid and the reason for the rise in temperature lies in the hands of people with detachable heads. Go get 'em, sport.

Titboots.

If that solidarity is a creosote bush, it's a start. Speaking from personal experience.

Pippin tax!

Today's message from Pippin: "Glory Pippin! I love you."

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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.

2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.

3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.

4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride

5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin

Happy Birthday 🥳
Should you ever make it over to Europe, you're always welcome in Denmark.

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I had to look up the "biplane" reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairey_Swordfish

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Ol' Stringbag pearlharbored enemy fleets before Pearl Harbour, twice, and actually showed the japanese that torpedo attacks in shallow waters could be done.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday! Hoping you see the next one too.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 no kidding. happy 42nd, just celebrated mine a few days ago. far from over!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here, have my best Birthday reaction! May you have many more! 🥳

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re answer to Arizonan’s is “oh, we we’re talking about wet bulb temperature” … and watch them spiral about monsoons

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Happy birthday!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy Birthday! It's my b-day today too. I'm just a teeny tiny couple of decades older than you. All the best and good luck with wildfire season.

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Happy birthday, birthday buddy!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy Birthday!!!

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Happy Birthday! Thanks for all the posts. The history memes are always fire. Also thank you for the book recommendations. I really enjoyed the Brusatte books.

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You're welcome!

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Isn't 42 the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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#44 Ah, The Craft. Source of more than a few fantasies, I must admit.

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Happy birthday, Cody. I'm glad you stuck around.
Scritch Pippin for me.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday! I hope you get your wish or at least have a nice day.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#13 I'm gonna get so drunk on that blessed day!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm actually planning margaritas, because it would piss him off even more to enjoy a more culturally diverse beverage.

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@op
Happy Birthday youngling! May every new sunrise bring you closer to your dreams - even if you don’t get your wish today.
Wish I had a better wine to raise for you, but here goes 🙌🎉

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Thank you!

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Happy birthday!

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#22 That's how my gf describes her bra in this heat.

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Happy Birthday! I look forward to your memes every day.

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#14 I have always fantasized about doing something like this, but I think mine would have a safety cage over the button, like a missile launcher. It's not something you want to inadvertently hit when you accidentally knock you mug over and grab it before it spills.

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PSA to anyone: doing this kind of thing would be extremely illegal and the company would sue you into poverty. Stay safe <3

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Sure... You've made a two-way contract with your employer, which most likely prohibits tomfoolery like this. So prepare for legal consequences.

And I don't think even socialist democratism will change it.

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My friend, @op, you have sent me on a wild ride with ġefeloað wē. I was unaware of the meme so went to the old English dictionaries, then found the meme, then got confused. I think the translation should be “ġefēolen wē”, the plural subjunctive (similar to “viva la causa”’s use of subjunctive) and not “ġefeolaþ wē” (where I assume the original translator confused ‘eth’ for ‘thorn’), which is the imperative (“hey! You all over there! Persist!”). But, I am not an old English expert. YMMV.

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@op curious about your thoughts — I ran out of characters lol

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It probably should be, but I am a suckered for well done covers of The Black Parade in dead languages.

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#38 I am "generously blessed" which means every single little bit of food that falls lands exactly on my chest. It's messy. It doesn't help that I'm a messy eater.

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My husband's family is all large-chested and they refer to them as "crumb catchers" which is not untrue lol

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Happy birthday! For what it's worth, your posts and commentary are a bright spot in my life, I appreciate what you bring to the world!

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^ second 😊

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Thank you

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Same. It’s one of the things I look forward to

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Agreed!

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey @CodyBurkett, same here!

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#13 - and a large percentage of the rest of the world as well. I have a bottle of bubbly ready to go in Canada. But:
More than 30% of USA would still vote for this POS.
100% of billionaires support him
Probably 100% of Zionists support him

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holy shoot. i have been off imgur since the great exodus. s3nd.pics is great as a homebrew replacement, but man, your dump, fifty images, enlightened, and reminiscent. thank-you so much. happy birthday

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#29 I heard this in Werner Herzog’s voice.

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#12 Linda doesn't know what pronouns are because Linda used two of them in that one sentence.

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Linda is grumbling to herself that OOP knew goddamn well what she meant.

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Yes well what she meant and what she said are two very stupid things.

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I have a theory that a lot of people don't remember elementary school grammar and genuinely don't know what a pronoun is.

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The us govt has been cutting education for decades and now the country is rife with stupid people and they act like they have no idea how it got this way.

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But you can also see that by listening to her question, or just by the fact that she says she doesn’t have them in the first place

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Listen, Linda is probably a bitch, but even Linda doesn't deserve to have Linda's pronouns misused. Be Better /s

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Sorry sorry sorry that one’s on me

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Happy birthday!

I don't know what your wish is, but I hope you get it.

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i wish for world peas

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I think I might through context clues, and the world would be a better place if he didn’t

Unless I’m wrong and what he wants is lottery winnings or something

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I assumed it was like Trump dying

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If the Orange One didn't?

(I may not want to be here, but I'm here and may as well try my best)

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🔥🔥🔥

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