When you dislike Trump but you’ve always wanted to be a space cadet

Jun 24, 2018 10:40 AM

LeppyV

Views

165089

Likes

3042

Dislikes

104

#spaceforce #trump

There is not going to be a space force, the Air-Force and the Pentagon openly deny this claim.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

inb4 there are more people in mobile infantry than fleet or military intelligence.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Awesome space ant army

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm so glad I've found my Trek tribe online. What an amazing feat for the internet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

actual footage of his space corps in action: v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In Canada, when you call someone a space cadet it’s generally not a positive thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tRump is already a space cadet he has ton of experience as well being cadet bone spurs

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Space force is not what you think.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Air Force already runs space war. This is just rebranding a department. Like the formation of the TSA. Space TSA

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Space Force is about combining all of the satellite assets under one agency, a job now done by multiple agencies.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hold that thought until an adult moves into the Oval Office.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Space Force will be separate but equal!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@LeppyV We're all space cadets here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s all it takes...great post!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Space cadet? Shut up, Wesley.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

I need sauce

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inuyashiki: Last hero

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inuyashiki:Last hero.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it as bad as I think it is that THIS is the most dignified he's ever looked?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he looks like kevin space-y...oh well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's go to space!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Thought the Air Force had that covered...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It did, but for some reason, we need another branch of government, because small government.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Explore don't conquer space

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

"Explore don't conquer space?" Well what does "explore do to space?" Commas, now available to everyone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

v

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Google, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your president fucked porn stars and wants to build a space force. I should be fucking thrilled.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should be, but can't be. :/

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ugh I know. I literally hate him

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Its just a distraction from all the other bullshit theyre trying to pull. Like slashing funding to social programs.

8 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 35

Good.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Ya? Fuck social programs?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not distracting from that.... way too proud of of cutting social safety nets! Especially if Obama had anything to do with it

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Or their next big EPA initiative: making it legal to hold down animals and shove toxic waste directly in their orifices.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I think I see where you're going with this. They're trying to legitimize chem trails too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The Pentagon already shot down the idea anyway. Plus Congress has to approve it and even they aren't that dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Sure about that?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is dumb about "Space Force"?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. There's no feasible means to produce a space force, but it sounds fun enough to distract the sheeple.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 13

...but we already have one, it's just part of the Air Force.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally feasible. You just have to set the goal posts really close. Then you can say, "mission accomplished."

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Kinda like North Korea

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There is only one Space Force.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YES!! Your the reason I love imgur!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Source please sir?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Royal Space Force. Gainax's first full-length anime, but not successful at the time. Gunbuster was their next project; the rest is history.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thought that was Planetes intro at first

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly, given that it's Trump, it's probably just an excuse to further inflate the defense budget.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 11

And take money away from NASA.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Best case, he folds NASA into the US army and they get a piece of all that sweet, sweet army money.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Then they wouldn't be NASA, literally. Not even 'The same thing by another name'.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Air Force. Though I'd rather it be the army honestly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Bush Jnr, Obama and now Trump all threw out big space plans as a way to change subject during drama. None of them happened, nor will this.

8 years ago | Likes 586 Dislikes 44

Don't forget Reagan! Starrrrrrr Warrrrrrs!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell, even JFK was desperately trying to throw a smoke screen over a certain war he was really hoping wouldn't blow up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To clarify it's also consolidating agencies that access/own satellites into 1 entity. Single "call" instead of dozens or more to gain access

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 17

Right! Obama dumped space for budget

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Trump put a general in charge. That doesn't happen unless it's more than likely happening. A damn good general too.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Don't worry, he'll fire that general within a week

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I doubt it, he's a good general. Though he did tell him he'd fire him if he didn't live up to his reputation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PotUS doesn't have the authority to create new military branches, only Congress. Trump can say whatever he wants, but Congress has shot down

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know you desperately don't want it to happen. We will revisit it if it comes to a pass and I'll tell you I told you so. Good day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

the idea of a Space Force at least twice in the past 30 years or so. Even if Trump did "go rogue" and establish his own SF, Congress would

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

refuse to fund it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I bet there’s already been a secret space force for like 70 years now.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Unlikely. I'd be happy if they secretly had better tech than we know about but they won't have.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Air force space plane...been up at least twice now on multimonth missions. It wasnt to monitor penguin migration im sure.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

“Secret”? We literally have the 30th Space Wing, the 45th Space Wing (vandenberg and cape canaveral respectively), the AF Space Command, etc

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

yes, we put a new platoon into space every week. you just cant see it because they walk through the door and climb the dome.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stargate?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Stargate.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Didn't the Air Force have its own space station around the time of Apollo or Skylab? It was little more than a manned spy satellite, though.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YOU DONT KNOW THAT FOR SURE!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dont forget Reagan.

8 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was Reagan that ended ASAT technology, as did the Soviet Union. The Chinese know the first shot fired is going to be at a satellite.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As if we don't have satellite killers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SR-72?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Star Wars program!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i would argue that it was still the cold war under Reagan, so perhaps a little bit more relevant at the time...

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

He's the one who wanted to implement "Star Wars," right?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He used a fake space laser that could shoot nukes out of the sky to end the Cold War.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Then the un said that nobody's allowed to put super weapons in space.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"fake space laser". You mean failed. The lasers actually existed and they steal teach about them in the military.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't get why the idea of space development is so appealing until a president suggests it. It's fucking space. Let's go there. Who cares>>

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 14

"Space force" is not "Space development." Don't cloud the issue with equivocation and false comparisons

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

>>who the fuck suggests it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 12

Nobody is saying it's unappealing, we're just saying that it's not gonna be followed through on.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What drama was Obama trying to distract from?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The ones that weren't rightwing conspiracy theories or didn't involve him directly were just bad decisions, not necessariiy "drama."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0