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My friend just got breast implants. This is how I imagine her appointment went.
colonelpanic1981
ketochris
BUCK FUTTER!
tkohl
I have a riddle for you Trebek, a conundrum if you will...
GingerNoSoul
This skit needs more cowbell
cleveranduniqueusername
"I spent my whole life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret."
MikeTythen
"And your mother sits on my face Trebek"
grimmia
That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I'm going to go home and put a gun in my mouth.
YourMothershAWhoreTrebek
I love it. Name relevant.
demoncandy
"What sounds does a doggy make?" "Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek"
Twistysnacks
Why did you do that?! Because I hate you, Trebek.
5NoteHalf
The laugh he did while he said this was just priceless, and makes it one of the most memorable lines in SNL Jeopardy history.
km9v
SNL is much funnier when it's not political.
Whatisthepointofausernamanyways
Nice suit Trebek. But do they make it for men?
Blastergv9
"You think you're pretty smart don't you, Trebek? With your dago mustache and your greasy hair!"
Schmogul
Didn't know he was Italian...
lDAHO
Let's not be PC. Its ruining all the jokes. Thanks.
stefandeseve
What did I just say about racial slurs!?
MildlyShockedSirPatrickStewart
Ethnic*
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Can I have a source for this?
Oldandimmature
This is for one of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zq3KCBed5Q.
Tollo92
TosokTheRodentHunter
you wagered Texas with a $ sign
GreenYawgmoth
And you answered "threeve", a combination of three and five.
Cereaza
Simply stunning
bridogz
Threeve.
LeonidBrezhnev
Digicat
I can hear the squeal in my head.
themadprofessor
Literally the only time I've been able to stomach Will Ferrell.
CanIGetAnyOfUCuntsADrink
"Tom, if you don't let go of the pickle we can't play the game!" "That's what your mother said last night, Trebek!"
EffHerRightInThePussy
We would've accepted bow wow or ruff.
DrunkAnna
Ah, "ruff," just the way your mother likes it.
SomeRandomArsehole
MusicFacts
Swear to God I got to the bottom of this post as "Let it Snow" was playing...
Spencerthedon
MusicFacts
deDsun
Turd Ferguson; it's a funny name.
4thtimesacharm
That is one funny skit.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
One of their better ones. Really great writing.
benfinklea
Suck on it, Trebek. Suck it long and suck it hard.
maruyaama
Shuck it long and shuck it hard
JohnnyTitelips
*Shuck
halfwindsor
https://youtu.be/3WQk7YGpFZ4
benfinklea
That was funny. And he SHOULD put his mustache back on.
pdxenburg
That's the sound you mother makes
zDealT
Was that still Darrell Hammond on the last two? Looks like a different person?
Beckfrenzy
"Will it really mighty my penis, man?!!"
GreenYawgmoth
Yer sittin' on a gold mine, trebek!
YELLOWTOAD
My favorite SNL skit ever...
Irish1228
I put a bunch of them on a CD and listened to them on the bus ride home via Walkman in elementary school. Cruise, Sandler, Connery is my fav
Cereaza
Very well... Turd Ferguson...
Slotherin
Me too! Too many people don't know this when I quote it
ICantRememberHowItEndsButYourMothersAWhore
I'm relevant!
fartharder
ProbablyPooping
So is your mother! Heyoo
GoDownToTheStoreGetSomeViagraAndItllHelpYouGoFYourself
AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE ACCOUNT TO JUST POST THIS! you classy son of gun
Arsonistt
https://youtu.be/5uIVkhtU1Ls?t=653 and for you sir, +1.
GoDownToTheStoreGetSomeViagraAndItllHelpYouGoFYourself
Destroyed my 70 inch plasma tv and is trying to please me like I'm his alcoholic father" a true masterpiece