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Cats2cats
That why a patch test is a patch test. That is not a patch. In a few weeks it will be gone.
NinjasStoleMyMama
She needs to calm down.
mcriblet420
Did she apply with a paint brush?
bdoverflow101
Wow, she gets pretty upset at the end there.
iamdanman
Tumblr is a train wreck
CatzEyes93
I feel like this is how the comment section on my imgur posts always go.
HolyCowDoNotEat
So many angles of attack here.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
What was that white hairy girl using to turn into a black person?
moephishwanderer
Is this what trump uses on his face?
PreparefortheProlapse
Maaaaan fuck tumblr posts
garfield529
I should put this in my teenager’s lotion bottle and watch his anxiety grow as his junk changes color over time.
URNOTFUNNY1226
Why don't men shave their legs?
NatBeAt
I read somewhere a long time ago... back in the 90's.. that fake tan sprays/creams have cow poop n them as an ingredient..
TerraKnight
well that was... somethin
HurtfulThings
It fake, so there's that...
VeldWolf
Even if it wasn't, it's super forced. Just seems like all the comments are going for the same forced joke.
friedmarmalade
I like this world where you shave arms but not legs.
djknetic
tl;dr some white girl with hairy legs put some unknown tanning substance on her arm in a perfect rectangle in an attempt to be black.
HolyCowDoNotEat
darksniperknight
No, a rectangle.
Retromorphic
That's definitely not a black guy bro.
snidedj
Not yet.
wingweaver415
isnt that the plot to Twilight?
Nathanyel
Nah this one makes way more sense.
jessiepinkman
For a black woman this post has an awful lot of criticism on it
burnwiner
She really need to do something with that hair, people are going to be entangled.
GhostTater
secgoat
No one going to mention the fact that she needs to put sheets on her bed??
jessiepinkman
Clearly he's too busy messing up spray tan and denouncing twitter comments for something so pedantic as "sheets"
TheCovfefe
Is that not a sheet?
GizmosBabySitter
OMFG
FortressCraft
What's Jergen Natural Glow? :|
PunkySpunky
A good self tanning product
BVSmirk
https://www.jergens.com/en-us/products/natural-glow/
FortressCraft
Oh, fake tan. Confused how that's 'natural' but there we go.
Sutashi
It's called natural glow because it's supposed to look like a real tan. Not like the cheeto.
GodEmperor0fMankind
What is going on with tumblr today? This is the second trainwreck of a post I've seen from them.
DigiT00l
Link to first?
Targe0
It could have a troll infestation.
Bystandr
Only the second? You dont get around much then.
GodEmperor0fMankind
I have work
packardcaribien
Tumblr is always a trainwreck. On a long enough timeline, every post has its original description ignored, and is called sexist or racist.
Smart83
But her legs really are bit hairy...
RoncoSnackWeasel3001
“His” username is LindsayChrist. That’s a girls name, last I checked.
GaddockTeej
Christ was a man. He was the son of God. Check again.
doesntmatter
Nope, it's both-gendered. It used to be male only.
RoncoSnackWeasel3001
Really?! Well, this is the thing I learned today.
SolomonSinclair
Same thing with Kelsey and Ashley; used to be primarily masculine, but eventually shifted to primarily feminine.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Kyle and Ryan are girl names now.
CptDuderino
Lindsey Graham would argue that point.
RoncoSnackWeasel3001
Oh shit. Forgot about him.
CptDuderino
He’s worth forgetting.
ljnumber8
That man sure has pretty hands.
Fuzzycat16
When you never had to do any physical labor your hands stay soft and weak.
astrangehop
I used to work produce repack all day with gloves on — I could curl 75 lbs one handed, but I couldn't open a twisted tea without bleeding.
DigiT00l
Not mine, they suck
thedudeman519
Ironic toxic stereotyping
Fuzzycat16
It's a fact. Not a stereotype.
Fuzzycat16
*White person under the sun* You tryna be black?
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
From the waist down BEEIIITTCCHH
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I was getting drunk by a pool once and this black lady walked by and said "Ohhh, white boy gonna burn!". She was sooo right.
WristDeepInaBook
how else am I going to let people know I got a huge dick?
pareidoliaperson
- Another White person.
zigbigidorlu
Mrjbb3903
Fucker gets me every time
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
more like thick mo'lasses
welldoneamigo
and here I thought it was mole-asses
Gayforbae
Only if i get the full bbc package deal....
Theory1012
I mean...a little
Flavonoidz
I'd love to be black.. you get invisible powers at night.
BanditoMiguelito
...
YourUpstairsNeighbor
vandan117
maijen0062000
Well if you're sleeping outside when you have a perfectly good bed inside... it makes us Wonder
kaztas
You realize this makes it sound like black people have a knack for sleeping outside and have no good bed inside, right?
maijen0062000
Dude I'm black. it was a suntanning joke
kaztas
Well yeah, the "us" comment kind of told me that. I'm just saying thats how your joke came off.
maijen0062000
Ah. Lol
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
What?
BigJewishHulk
Some try.
BigJewishHulk
https://ionehellobeautiful.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/14810385129248.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&strip=all
BigJewishHulk
Both those pics are ariana grande, 2 years apart
BigJewishHulk
https://tutorialdeumapreadulta.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/ariana_grande_victorious_article.jpg
FLFrank42
Seriously though, that is a perfect rectangle
gravyandfries
Yeah but she really needs to shave her legs.
renegadesurvivor
Black face isn't funny
agmlego
Also, no one *needs* to shave their legs. It is a personal choice.
agmlego
That said, I really like to be S M O O T H
r2linad2
Yeah well, she's a guy so...
gaggmaggot
wears kackies
Guillo1985
Well she sounds hideous!
BerntheVote2020
Gayforbae
Saving this for the asshats who intentionally misgender trans men.
imgjim
I just need whatever he has on his arm, I don't tan well
Denvercoder09
*her
PleasantPeasantPheasant
I have a mild sun allergy, going into the sun makes my skin angry. and that's a lovely tone of not-orange.
TheZacAttack
The term is non-presidential
Paradysis
Oddly, this was found on a dungeons and dragons blog
BlackDeku
He was trying to immerse himself in his dark elf character
houtaku
On Tumblr, so not that odd.
ArtOzz
Odd? Odd? How is it odd? It's a train wreck. We've established this.
Arcfluke
I think I'm getting a drain bamage from this.
Breezier
having a stronk
vidiv
I'm calling the bondulance.
khaytsus
They never go outside so this makes sense
PicassoCT
It wouldnt happen if the dungeon wouldnt dress this slutty.
Fuzzycat16
Oof that toxic stereotype.
Snitchesgetstitchesbitches
Is it TOXIC?
Fuzzycat16
It is when you use it as an insult.
Snitchesgetstitchesbitches
No. It might hurt your feelings, but it isn’t TOXIC.
Samthetrue
As a pasty nerd, I can confirm that is occasionally an apt assumption. I fry like bacon under direct sunlight.
Samthetrue
We tend to have low Con scores and no outdoor proficiencies.
Attacker732
Am pasty as fuck, but decent CON. Although I did get sunburn last time I needed to use a welder. Peeling in winter sucks.
corbinism
Friggan CON scores
starrs3
Bruh. Yes. Also i work night shift and i hissed at the sun the other day because its when i should be sleeping and i had to get up early.
Fuzzycat16
Speak for your self.