KatRaccoon
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She has a problem customer
https://katraccoon.com
Jun 25, 2017 12:39 PM
KatRaccoon
788830
8614
291
https://katraccoon.com
ValdiStar
OMG didnt espect this ????
CatUpVote
LET ME EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAT!!!
AnonOmis1000
@OP Aren't you double dipping here? Saw this before, I know it.
GTimgur
My kinda lady!
lampione
This is fucking brilliant
Metallicat70
Old shit.
JahNoodles
Draggin BallZ
Fizzledrizzle69
I love these
chippyjackson
I was eating at this small surf shack in Bali when one of these guys fell down into the restaurant. Absolute pandemonium!
Smohly
Looks like something that could happen in Australia
SomeCrazyNerd
'Strayaness checks out. Did happen in Australia.
VoxDawg
Wish I had a 72" monitor...
TheHeroGothamDeserves
Don't we all?
Eldibs
However much money she's being paid at that job, it isn't enough.
Jimmyb3121
YOU'RE BACK! ALL UPVOTE THE KATRACCOON!
Blank1612
Well done BTG's are my favorite.
GhettoEMS
Booooooooo lizards are paying customers you bitch
TheRealHelmsman
Here be dragons...
LudicrousSpeedGo
"Wait! Waaait! I just need about tree fiddy!"
dajustifier
That's discrimination.
Gansternamedjohnnypeaches
Now there is a bad ass waitress
catapulter
That waitress isnt payed enough.
AlanRowley
*PAID!
catapulter
Thank you.
RatoMolhado
Oh, deer! "We don't serve your kind here!"
qualal
Sauce: http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/waitress-drags-massive-goanna-from-restaurant-as-shocked-diners-watch-20170220-guhedt.html
tiduszecht
lmao LOVE YOU @KatRaccoon
BlueVelvet90
"I'M A PAYING CUSTOMER! I HAVE RIGHTS, DAMMIT! YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!!!"
SomeCrazyNerd
I am a sovereign citizen am I being detained?
DigitalWaffle
She's got more balls than most men I know
rumpleforeskinforthewin
That apron does an amazing job of covering those massive balls
APenguinInATuxedo
She's got more men than most balls I know
mininewf
Piglord2000
I've got a pet one he's bigger than that one but won't hurt a fly.
Rifneno
It's not a lot of balls, it's not enough brains. She thought it was safe to handle because she's from France and not native. She thought
Rifneno
A GIANT LIZARD IN AUSTRALIA was harmless. Think about that. There's a reason the natives left it alone. Stupid, not courageous.
Webel
They have monitor lizards in Sri Lanka
efemral
Mate I guarantee you she would be able to see how dangerous it is. She is brave.
kayakster
I get the feeling that she's done this before.
qualal
She actually hadn't, she was a tourist on a working holiday in Australia. I guess she wanted to prove she could outdo the locals...
qualal
Sauce http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/waitress-drags-massive-goanna-from-restaurant-as-shocked-diners-watch-20170220-guhedt.html
SomeCrazyNerd
I'm guessing it's a perentie?
theitinerantnaturalist
Lace monitor
slumshoes
"Well it was about that time when this customer is about 3 feet long and was a lizard from the Anthropocene Era"
PsychopompGecko
"Excuse me waitress, I'm going to need cash back." "How much?" "Tree-fiddy."
chbarts
+1 for Anthropocene
Saxxon92
I almost missed that haha
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
DAMMIT WATTA MONITA, I AIN'T GIVEN YOU NO TREE FIDDY
Ententende
lord, he was angry
Chpgmr
Damn right I was angry.
Jpk707
Not you, the monsta!
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Are we officially calling it anthropocene yet? I hope so.
SomeCrazyNerd
I don't see why we need to seperate it out from the holocene, which is basically already defined by human existence.
theitinerantnaturalist
Yeah we left our mark Even in the Pleistocene
NotABadLookingNarcissist
I think the reason that geologists are considering it is that buildings, plastics, etc, are now in the geo record for millions of years
theitinerantnaturalist
We also left a record before thag
SomeCrazyNerd
Isn't the term "holocene"? I don't believe there is an anthropocene.
LikeASliceOfLemonWrappedAroundALargeGoldBrick
The anthropocene is now, anthro meaning people
SomeCrazyNerd
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene
LikeASliceOfLemonWrappedAroundALargeGoldBrick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropocene
SomeCrazyNerd
A theoretical idea though.
doctorWizardnipplefishytits
Oh lord it was so scary. I gave him a dolla
MrtheOffender
SHE GIVE 'IM A DOLLA!!?!
LankyRuffian
Oh no why would you do that?! Now he's gonna assume you got more and come back!
B1llyocean
"he tricked me"
GoddamnPresidentOfTheUnitedFuckingStates
It will come back, for the remaining 2.5 dollars
squirrellbot
I think you mean tew fiddy
Jakeery
The woman standing on the chair cracks me up every time lol
Dexian
She just wanted a better view xD
conah
Let's go to that restaurant that's above the treetops, I love nature. Later on: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!
piratica108
Haha I love how melodramatic she's being with her hands even after being on the chair
SimonPeggMe
I probably would have been on the table if it had been me
AnActualClown
Lol white people
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
How did I miss her?! LOL
quicksilver1
In fairness, if it bites you, the wound will fester and get worse for the rest of your life.
LoveTheShiningWire
Komodo Dragons actually have venom sacs in the backs of their mouths. Their mouth saliva is completely normal.
ShadyC
I'll give u a sack in the back of ur mouth.
LoveTheShiningWire
;)
QueenofFerelden
That's a monitor lizard - not a komodo. Still painful.
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
If someone were to drag a Komodo like that, at what point would it become a porta potty?
QueenofFerelden
And their mouths are full of nasty bacteria too, along with the venom.
LoveTheShiningWire
No. Their mouths are actually normal with normal bacteria/saliva.
QueenofFerelden
After some googling, seems you are right. Sorry. Still wouldn't want their saliva on me, venom or not.
KrasangHotel
Their monitoring system should have picked that out.
nxent
whos going to monitor the monitor, though?
sockmarks
Fucking lol!
ummanmanda1
Jomack16
aeomirblue
Marflower
http://imgur.com/RK2bUP8
Eanikran
lungonion
Best top comment I've seen all week
Schadenfreuda
Clever girl
AlkeneThiol
In case anyone is confused
UnionJAC
I did NOT know they were capable of parthenogenesis, thanks!
MufinMcFlufin
You the real MVP
BananaBard
Hey dad how where those cigarettes 18 years ago you left us for
OnlyHereForTheDankMemes
*were
veebeehammer
"were dad how where those cigarettes 18 years ago you left us for"??
GPLink
No no its "Hey dad how where those were 18 years ago you left us for?"
Jaqdakloun
Phuq ! I can only click the upvote button once.
omglandshark
Please explain, I don't get it.
Fuzzysteve
It's a dad joke. (Monitor lizard.)
omglandshark
No, I get that bit, it's the cigarette one I don't get.
Fuzzysteve
In a number of films, you have the father who left 'for some cigarettes' and never came back. The child being in denial. played for laughs.