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May 28, 2016 9:36 PM
KillswitchLtd
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SusMyHulu
DAMMIT!!!
Zerphses
I soon as I saw "beard braided to a point, Nordic blood flowing strong" I got suspicious and scrolled to the end.
InsecureAboutMyManBoobs
imnotadoctorbutt
Absolutly amazing
Sicarian666
MultiSpecialist
This deserves more points
Glasgow351
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll....
ra1nfield
I don't believe it
torontosfinestraccoon
I have been looking for this for about a year! Favourite green text of all time.
Thacam
+1 was expecting dinosaur
ChiefWallyy
Holy hell why did I read that! *door shuts* you can faintly hear in the background " we're the hell is the bleach!"
analyticmonkey
I'm on the subway, help me
Shadowlurkin
I fucking died
cityguy1170
You bastard..... Plus 1!
TooFastTim
Well played!!!!
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
I bet she showed him the throat of the world.
HankTheGiantDog
I bet his one handed skill increased that night
Touchyhorse
Well done
fewe
FUCK i have literally never gotten mad at something like this but it spoke to me on another level and then stabbed me in the back.
IAmBait
Last bit of private property they are allowed to own.
Realkevlarkent
this is gold
QuantumShittingInTheSpaceTimeContinuum
This was just gold, but still not my favourite greentext, because you can't Jippa the Dippa.
Alexpander4
Nothing beats the ballad of edgardo
Solonoid
That implies that you -can- flim flam the zim zam
KainWhisper
So... still a virgin eh? Sucks.
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
ShitForBrainsLikeABlumpkin
Ive seen this before. Ive seen it, Ive read it, Ive chortled.... and still, fell for it hook line and sinker.
PrincipalVaginaNoRelation
*stinker
JasonWaterfaIIs
Your user name is one of my favorite lines! Sooo deadpan
justthereceptionist
Ba dum tss
kempsishere
same. I guess I've got shit for brains like a blumpkin.
MrPowPow
Goddamn it. This is why I usually don't read green text.
StankusDaddycus
Trance
aethergnos
This shit is so funny
Rashvine
SeNtEnIaLdRaGoN2325
Aha
SquirrelyDan210
da5hitta
121E1V
"Cleared"
TheMostModestMouse
i dont get it.
Derpshit
crater > hole > ass . cleared > licked and cleaned
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
http://imgur.com/hLODsqv
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Eh... I mean http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/925/107/af8.gif
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
Me neither, but I'm guessing it's a place full of dragons?
pancreas
so in Skyrim terms, a place full of mooks?
BrotherSammyWilson
It's a crater, full of dragon teeth...
hitlersretardedpenis
The chick in the first picture is trance suicide
coollavalamp
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igec
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DoYouHonestlyThinkYoureFuckingFunny
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TheFancypantsman
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ivgotvertigo
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CouldntThinkOfAnythingSoHereYaGo
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GranularCashew
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UHOHHSomersaultJUMP
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flipatable
4th down is CP
CthulhusButler
xD
yoandhello
ALWAYS read the last few lines before reading long 4chan posts.
ClassyTavi
that's just ruining the experience
RattleMeBonesRattleRattle
Do you read the last page of a book before you start it too?
WalkingWithPythons
No you fool, thats the fun!
Hi6868
You sir have been let down to many times
yoandhello
Way too many "EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR" endings.
UseTheForceLuke
Or spaghetti. Or any other of ridiculous 4chan-isms.
BlitzThunderWolf
Unless it's those serious posts that make you cry
idelta777
Like the ballad of Ella.
BlitzThunderWolf
Don't know if that's the one I read. It must have been about a month or two ago I read it. Guy was stuck between two girls. Gave up one for
BlitzThunderWolf
Other, had LDR, and before he got home from Japan she got in car accident. Year later he gets back with old gf and marries her.
JigLuke
That's exactly the one, someone posted it to imgur some months ago, that story is so heartbreaking.
EconomyWarf
That ruins the joke. You can't just read the punch line of a joke because it wont be funny.
yoandhello
Ehh, would rather be slightly disappoint than waste time reading a "true story" and being told to roll on the floor...
JuliaY
I just assume every 4chan post is fake and enjoy the joke. :P
lemonidasthegreat
No. Never look a the last few lines in a 4chan post
ThePinkKnightOfDeathAndDestruction
Fuucken casual
Lugia3
I bet he leveled Dex.
v01ara
Initiate Faze 1.
yoandhello
If you fucking /b/tards didnt ruin great stories all the time, i wouldnt do this.