You will have about the same amount of alcohol in your breast milk as is present in your blood stream. Pumping and dumping doesn't help the process, only waiting 'till your blood is cleared helps.
TFW your infant younger brother goes to sleep on top of you like this and you can't get up and your mom brings you a sandwich and you use the back of the baby as a plate and your mom starts whisper yelling "what the hell are you doing, use the plate I brought you"
Some friends had a baby girl who was 'colicky' just fussed all the time and neither she nor they got any rest for months. We joined them at a family weekend at a place in the woods and I was handed the little one. She immediately snuggled in and crashed out. She slept almost the entire weekend on my shoulder. People tiptoed to wherever I was sitting and brought me food, beers, whatever I wanted...
I don't think a joke qualifies as propaganda. This isn't even a pro-alcohol joke since everyone pretty much knows that babies and breastfeeding mothers don't mix with alcohol, so this might qualify as sort of dark humor.
Also we kinda dont know what drink it is. Over here a blue/greenish label normally means 2 things. Either OMG this thing is electric and sustainable, wooh electricity blue zapp... Or it means OMG look at this drink, so much great taste, still no alcohol, check me in the 0.0 section go nuts and drink liters of me wooooh.
So yeah either this drink will be shockingly (pun intended) good or alcohol-free or it is whatever and we just appreciate the joke. Love your name btw "blush"
No, the joke is that he brought her alcohol and she points at the baby because she can't drink alcohol when she's nursing and he bring another bottle for the baby. The part where she shakes her head while pointing at the baby when he brought two bottles makes no sense unless it is alcoholic. If it was just soda or something there's no reason she couldn't drink it.
The blood alcohol of the mom goes evidently 1:1 in the breast milk. The baby's liver is not capable of processing even smallest amounts of alcohol. It can cause severe damage. Don't be stupid.
Actually I’ve just recently watched a documentary where they explained that every single sip of alcohol CAN hurt the fetus. It will definitely the more you drink but even a tiny bit can cause damage.
This is confusion from how bad alcohol for a pregnant woman. It doesn't matter for a breast-feeding woman. When the woman is pregnant the alcohol in her blood crosses through the placenta and umbilical into the baby. The amount of alcohol in her blood is basically equivalent to the amount of alcohol in the baby's blood, and the baby is way, way less capable of processing and withstanding that. With breast-feeding, however, the amount of alcohol in the woman's MILK is roughly equivalent 1/
to the amount of alcohol in the woman's blood. This means that a woman at the legal limit would have breast milk that is 0.08% alcohol. Beer is, like, 3-8% alcohol, give or take. Take 4% for a typical beer and that means that the breast milk is literally 50X weaker than a not-very-strong beer. It is not going to give the baby any appreciable alcohol in their system and doesn't matter for the health of the baby.
djangojazz
After my wife had our kids, she didn't want to drink even after birth for like six months. Womens' bodies go through lots of changes after birth(s).
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
teardropivyyearofthetiger
I love the snuggling muffin. I miss having a cozy baby. Now she’s almost 14.
DarkwingDuc
What a knucklehead! Everyone knows they make pony bottles for babies.
SamHandwhich
@hotdudecurator
madcatii
LEJ316
https://youtu.be/dRyQb8Rw1qg?t=17
pomax
Ah yes, how to just do the same thing someone else made the front page with already a few weeks ago, because who has a memory at this point?
StubbDubya
Fuck I feel old. These people look like babies, but they are having babies.
epithymetic
Sound ON
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johnvilnis
She drinking for two now.
Redshadow09
Something tells me this is European. what is that expression with the finger twirling to the head mean?
SpaceBeing
I've actually never seen it before. But it immediately bring to mind the saying "having a screw loose".
KHLP
Misteree8
Dude doesnt get it even after the 2nd time. You're supposed to put a bottle nipple on it, DUH!
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Mum drinks 3, the baby drinks for free
080080
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d3VjdGVlcGx4cnM5OTM0dWRseDE3ZWtva28wNTAyNnJiYW5oY2xvNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tifoWemv8EsYyH0n4l/200w.webp
ChesterSnapdragonMcFistycuffs
A really very small amount of alcohol is passed through breast milk, for anyone out there reading this and wondering.
Soggybathroomsock
You will have about the same amount of alcohol in your breast milk as is present in your blood stream. Pumping and dumping doesn't help the process, only waiting 'till your blood is cleared helps.
ThadisJones
TFW your infant younger brother goes to sleep on top of you like this and you can't get up and your mom brings you a sandwich and you use the back of the baby as a plate and your mom starts whisper yelling "what the hell are you doing, use the plate I brought you"
oldguyexlurker
Some friends had a baby girl who was 'colicky' just fussed all the time and neither she nor they got any rest for months. We joined them at a family weekend at a place in the woods and I was handed the little one. She immediately snuggled in and crashed out. She slept almost the entire weekend on my shoulder. People tiptoed to wherever I was sitting and brought me food, beers, whatever I wanted...
Fifofu
I usually dislike alcohol propaganda, but this joke was great.
ElasticFireCracker
You'd probably hate me than. I'm a graphic designer for a beer distributor. lol. But I get your reasoning.
StarryPlough
Alcohol propaganda 😂😂😂 fucking hell
LittleLumberjack
I always considered alcohol, like coffee or Tylenol, a drug, and always found it funny how we mediatize it. Still, I wouldn't call this propaganda.
MaleProstateMilker88
I don't think a joke qualifies as propaganda. This isn't even a pro-alcohol joke since everyone pretty much knows that babies and breastfeeding mothers don't mix with alcohol, so this might qualify as sort of dark humor.
LustrousShadow
I.. would perhaps be willing to concede that *most* people know that, but far too many do not to say "pretty much everyone."
Hoogemast
Also we kinda dont know what drink it is. Over here a blue/greenish label normally means 2 things. Either OMG this thing is electric and sustainable, wooh electricity blue zapp... Or it means OMG look at this drink, so much great taste, still no alcohol, check me in the 0.0 section go nuts and drink liters of me wooooh.
So yeah either this drink will be shockingly (pun intended) good or alcohol-free or it is whatever and we just appreciate the joke. Love your name btw "blush"
MaleProstateMilker88
To my eye it definitely does not like beer since it's so watery, so it could certainly be anything.
(😜)
Kbantar
How are you certain that it's alcoholic? I can't read the labels.
Goldensands
Well that would be on account of how it is what it is
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
I had a really nice Desperado 0,0% yesterday. I'm a great fan of the non-alcoholic line-up these days.
imcrimson
It's gotten SO much better the last few years
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Labels? What other sort of drink would it be for mom to refuse it and/or for this joke to make sense?
Kbantar
It would be awkward to drink in that position.
LonelyVoid
Because that's the premise the joke relies on?
Kbantar
It looks like the joke is getting a glass bottle drink for the baby. I don't get why it requires it to be alcoholic. It's silly as it is.
LonelyVoid
No, the joke is that he brought her alcohol and she points at the baby because she can't drink alcohol when she's nursing and he bring another bottle for the baby. The part where she shakes her head while pointing at the baby when he brought two bottles makes no sense unless it is alcoholic. If it was just soda or something there's no reason she couldn't drink it.
Kbantar
Because of the angle and she didn't want anything. I don't get why you're so weirdly obsessed with alcohol. It made sense to me.
Kbantar
Even if that was their intent, it's not necessary for the joke.
HillOfBeans
A beer is wonderful for producing breast milk. Mom can have one!
Soggybathroomsock
Babies do NOT deal well with alcohol. Don't drink while breastfeeding.
migratingotter
But alcohol, even second hand, is Not good for babies. She is right.
JunkFoodVanDame
The blood alcohol of the mom goes evidently 1:1 in the breast milk. The baby's liver is not capable of processing even smallest amounts of alcohol. It can cause severe damage. Don't be stupid.
Soggybathroomsock
I don't know why you are being downvoted. Science says you are right.
JunkFoodVanDame
Affirmation bias.
JunkFoodVanDame
Thanks for your comment for awareness, though.
youshouldhaveseenmyotherusernamethatdidntmakeit
Actually I’ve just recently watched a documentary where they explained that every single sip of alcohol CAN hurt the fetus. It will definitely the more you drink but even a tiny bit can cause damage.
sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
The fetus, but not a born child, no not even when breastfeeding, at least not from one beer.
youshouldhaveseenmyotherusernamethatdidntmakeit
Oh yeah of course you are right. I have overlooked that somehow. I'm sorry.
But now you know anyways. ^^
JunkFoodVanDame
Thats wrong. Blood alcohol of the mom goes into breast milk. Show me evidence that this is not the case.
nothingunused
Man, that is one big fetus lying on her.
youshouldhaveseenmyotherusernamethatdidntmakeit
Oh yeah of course you are right. I have overlooked that somehow. I'm sorry.
But now you know anyways. ^^
DriveByPianist
Agreed. It's also useful for letdown. The yeast is important
Soggybathroomsock
[citation needed]
LeftRightThere
I don’t know if I should believe this or not…
migratingotter
Alcohol still is bad for baby.
migratingotter
Many all the breastfeeding moms I knew didn’t drink alcoholic beverages.
GWJYonder
This is confusion from how bad alcohol for a pregnant woman. It doesn't matter for a breast-feeding woman. When the woman is pregnant the alcohol in her blood crosses through the placenta and umbilical into the baby. The amount of alcohol in her blood is basically equivalent to the amount of alcohol in the baby's blood, and the baby is way, way less capable of processing and withstanding that.
With breast-feeding, however, the amount of alcohol in the woman's MILK is roughly equivalent 1/
GWJYonder
to the amount of alcohol in the woman's blood. This means that a woman at the legal limit would have breast milk that is 0.08% alcohol. Beer is, like, 3-8% alcohol, give or take. Take 4% for a typical beer and that means that the breast milk is literally 50X weaker than a not-very-strong beer. It is not going to give the baby any appreciable alcohol in their system and doesn't matter for the health of the baby.