Cartman Misquotes

Hugums

Gonna need some more of these ASAP

11 years ago |

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ROBOTvsMAN

11 years ago |

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Thistles

Get drunk more often, please. For the children.

11 years ago |

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clearlynotfunny

This post is amazing thank you for sharing.

11 years ago |

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MyDogIsSmarterThanYourHonorsStudent

I actually think the Kanye, Kim and Sasha grey ones are things they'd actually say. It's scary

11 years ago |

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LearnedCoward

Cheney

11 years ago |

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KingOfDrangleic

"Goddamn hippies!" - Barrack Obama

11 years ago |

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FleshMusket69

"Actress"

11 years ago |

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LobsterNipples

that dick cheney quote is actually dick cheney

11 years ago |

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MmmmAnimalFries

"Suck my balls Kyle." - Gordon Ramsay

11 years ago |

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Salarulez

I'm convinced that Kanye actually said that.

11 years ago |

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tracereading

You can in fact light your farts on fire. It's been done before. Repeatedly.

11 years ago |

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PremiumDude

"Goddamn it poor people suck" - David Cameron

11 years ago |

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RelativelyRelevantRelative

"MEEEEEEEEHM" - Abraham Lincoln

11 years ago |

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BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy

Fuckin' sweet, dude!

11 years ago |

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SouthernUTAH

Kanye one is his quote he said it I don't believe anyone else

11 years ago |

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isherlaufer

I hope this is just part 1.

11 years ago |

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thebigbluecrap

Guys! You guys! You guys! This is awesome.

11 years ago |

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LordMe

Last one is probably also something she said.

11 years ago |

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arghnard

"Awww laaame!" -Stephen Hawking

11 years ago |

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Grateful2BeDead

This is well done even for a sober person, good job OP!

11 years ago |

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jellypeanutbutter

Can't wait to see these on my facebook attributed as actual quotes because people are stupid.

11 years ago |

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Robvp

I'll start by posting them all on my wall without context and see where that leads

11 years ago |

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Waddafaq

Updaaaaaaaate

11 years ago |

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GothRainbowPotato

I came here to comment that. Take your +1

11 years ago |

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jellypeanutbutter

I want to be happy about that but it's the truth

11 years ago |

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crookedcat

I think that was actually a Sasha Gray quote.

11 years ago |

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MollyNapQueen

She could've said it.

11 years ago |

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DrBuckarooBanzai

"Mom, kitty's being a dildo." -- Rosa Parks

11 years ago |

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TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02

I know a little kitty kitty that's sleeping with mummy tonight. - Mrs Parks

11 years ago |

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DrBuckarooBanzai

Lord Lucifer, father of lies, king of Tyre, finishing quotes

11 years ago |

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Moonkey

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH" - Kim Davis

11 years ago |

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eloquince

o word

11 years ago |

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kapp70

You deserve all the points. I have line 7100 and would give them all to you if I were allowed to.

11 years ago |

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LeCacty

Holy sheit.

11 years ago |

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LadyBabalon156

AuthoriTAY

11 years ago |

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Proffesit

So on point it makes me want to do this +1

11 years ago |

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LadyBabalon156

AuthoriTAY

11 years ago |

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resonatingvoice

really awesome comment

11 years ago |

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Justabothan

this needs to be a Mem.. and turn her glasses into reflective sunglasses

11 years ago |

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Iwantoffenedpeople

I respect her. She fighting for her rights and freedom.

11 years ago |

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FatherDale

To be an asshat and blame it on Jesus.

11 years ago |

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LearnedCoward

She already has that freedom.

11 years ago |

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KeepToYourLane

You made my day, the only thing I have to say other than that is Kim Davis is not a celebrity. I don't think Kim Davis is a hero.

11 years ago |

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MySockHurts

(County clerk)

11 years ago |

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SmellOfMonkey

The o in that comment is a bit redundant.

11 years ago |

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LearnedCoward

Of all the cunty clerks out there, she is among the cuntiest.

11 years ago |

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