Apr 2, 2024 11:47 PM
LogicDude
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tombeithemist
Man, I always thought those birbs were friendly and sweet, turns out they're scary and bittern..
zerogenix
fucking dinosaurs
zeacorzeppelin10
That's impressive!
zakisback
Somethign right out of Resident Evil.... shit
buttcreambandit
Considering that’s a human filming that could punt that fucker far as fuck I gotta say this bird has balls. Like a lot of birds… why are birds so recklessly aggressive?
chimpo64
".....so why are you smiling?" "I know something that you don't..."
SteerpikeSteerpike
StanBantheTanMan
BITTERNS CAN DO THAT???!?!!?
slidewhistlesymphony
A bittern trying to frighten you away from its nest, I would imagine.
StoicHoneyBadger
I'm not going to lie, I'm a 6 ft 5-in fat guy and even I was a bit intimidated by that.
ufindjosh1
Ploty
I've never been that close to see it do like these forms. I mean its an utter shy bird, I always see it fleeing
stronomer
OK, definitely scared me.
imreallyjusthereforthecats
v
DarthMaddness
Dam nature you scary!..
PepeLePew71
Stange looking bird.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Dinosaur
10Upvotes
elucca
Bluster in nature is great, I bet that thing is harmless but fuck if I wouldn't get the hell away when it does that.
JDJersey
Its health bar just refilled and the music turned operatic
StarmineRendezvous
Around Christmas people were posting this in reference to epic battles with Santa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanzeMEEgYM
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
https://youtu.be/6FJXjJeOU6Q?feature=shared something like this is what I hear.
Jsupes
Wait… the scarlet bloom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. Now, rot!
rookie23
The hp bar went from 'generic' to having a bolder frame around it.
Zerphses
https://youtu.be/1dSilEmz7FE?t=105
It is an Eurasian Bittern https://youtu.be/M3VUS9SihKc?si=aKTvnZ_irM6_f5tW
bridgebrain
I love it, it donkey honks
joot
How do ya know it’s not an American bittern?
Hoopdajon
It's not brandishing any guns, or trying to steal some oil
trayal
Cool, thought it was a bittern of some sort but I'm not familiar enough with them to tell the varieties apart. Thx!
dapperdoppleganger
At first I was leaning hard into "BRO IS THAT A BABY EGRET??" but your post makes a lot more sense.
OhIfIMust
Either way, that beak will ruin your day.
RooGryphon
by the way how much weight can it carry?
DurkVell
Half a coconut?
missojennie
theskepticinme
Beckeeeeeeyyy!!
tclothingw
Holy shit! She's unimpressed tho :(
swatz
I was impressed, s'up birdie!
JCBalance
"This is your mom's B-hole"
SupposablyPersnickity
Australia? Australia.
tootallforthisroom
Doesn't Australia have an army or something? It's just a stupid bird. Deploy sone troops, crush the avian menace, back in time for tea. Simple.
DrOzmodeus
That didn't work too well last time (emu war flashbacks)
*strange grunts and hisses emanate from the dense brush "Whatever it is, it's close."
BrigidtheMechLady
Imagine it's 6 feet tall with a maw full of teeth instead of a beak. Now tell me that feathered dinosaurs wouldn't be intimidating.
vindik8or
MrE158
Anyone who's said that has never been up close to an ostrich, emu, cassowary or rhea. They're all pretty big feathered dinosaurs.
Emus are pretty dopey, but cassowaries... they're prepared to remind an ape who ruled the planet first.
I mean, Emus
RyanOldford
Ah yes, Australia’s greatest defeat
thetagger
You beat me to it
boondoggle2025
Birb
A bittern. They do the beak-up stillness to hide, but if they know they're spotted they fluff up like crazy to look big.
ICanSeeYourPixels1
A attempt at camouflage, but since that failed it switch to intimidation.
shakedownblues
And looks like it rolled a dirty 20
tombeithemist
Man, I always thought those birbs were friendly and sweet, turns out they're scary and bittern..
zerogenix
fucking dinosaurs
zeacorzeppelin10
That's impressive!
zakisback
Somethign right out of Resident Evil.... shit
buttcreambandit
Considering that’s a human filming that could punt that fucker far as fuck I gotta say this bird has balls. Like a lot of birds… why are birds so recklessly aggressive?
chimpo64
".....so why are you smiling?" "I know something that you don't..."
SteerpikeSteerpike
StanBantheTanMan
BITTERNS CAN DO THAT???!?!!?
slidewhistlesymphony
A bittern trying to frighten you away from its nest, I would imagine.
StoicHoneyBadger
I'm not going to lie, I'm a 6 ft 5-in fat guy and even I was a bit intimidated by that.
ufindjosh1
Ploty
I've never been that close to see it do like these forms. I mean its an utter shy bird, I always see it fleeing
stronomer
OK, definitely scared me.
imreallyjusthereforthecats
DarthMaddness
Dam nature you scary!..
PepeLePew71
Stange looking bird.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Dinosaur
10Upvotes
elucca
Bluster in nature is great, I bet that thing is harmless but fuck if I wouldn't get the hell away when it does that.
JDJersey
Its health bar just refilled and the music turned operatic
StarmineRendezvous
Around Christmas people were posting this in reference to epic battles with Santa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanzeMEEgYM
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
https://youtu.be/6FJXjJeOU6Q?feature=shared something like this is what I hear.
Jsupes
Wait… the scarlet bloom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. Now, rot!
rookie23
The hp bar went from 'generic' to having a bolder frame around it.
Zerphses
https://youtu.be/1dSilEmz7FE?t=105
zeacorzeppelin10
It is an Eurasian Bittern https://youtu.be/M3VUS9SihKc?si=aKTvnZ_irM6_f5tW
bridgebrain
I love it, it donkey honks
joot
How do ya know it’s not an American bittern?
Hoopdajon
It's not brandishing any guns, or trying to steal some oil
trayal
Cool, thought it was a bittern of some sort but I'm not familiar enough with them to tell the varieties apart. Thx!
dapperdoppleganger
At first I was leaning hard into "BRO IS THAT A BABY EGRET??" but your post makes a lot more sense.
OhIfIMust
Either way, that beak will ruin your day.
RooGryphon
by the way how much weight can it carry?
DurkVell
Half a coconut?
missojennie
theskepticinme
Beckeeeeeeyyy!!
tclothingw
Holy shit! She's unimpressed tho :(
swatz
I was impressed, s'up birdie!
JCBalance
"This is your mom's B-hole"
SupposablyPersnickity
Australia? Australia.
tootallforthisroom
Doesn't Australia have an army or something? It's just a stupid bird. Deploy sone troops, crush the avian menace, back in time for tea. Simple.
DrOzmodeus
That didn't work too well last time (emu war flashbacks)
tootallforthisroom
*strange grunts and hisses emanate from the dense brush "Whatever it is, it's close."
BrigidtheMechLady
Imagine it's 6 feet tall with a maw full of teeth instead of a beak. Now tell me that feathered dinosaurs wouldn't be intimidating.
vindik8or
MrE158
Anyone who's said that has never been up close to an ostrich, emu, cassowary or rhea. They're all pretty big feathered dinosaurs.
vindik8or
Emus are pretty dopey, but cassowaries... they're prepared to remind an ape who ruled the planet first.
bridgebrain
I mean, Emus
RyanOldford
Ah yes, Australia’s greatest defeat
thetagger
tclothingw
You beat me to it
boondoggle2025
Birb
MrE158
A bittern. They do the beak-up stillness to hide, but if they know they're spotted they fluff up like crazy to look big.
ICanSeeYourPixels1
A attempt at camouflage, but since that failed it switch to intimidation.
shakedownblues
And looks like it rolled a dirty 20