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Oct 18, 2016 9:11 PM
Dunkalot
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KharnApproves
I will upvote this every single time it's reposted. It's the best series of tweets of all time
CalmlyProcrastinating
I laugh every time I see this. I love this so much
dodrian
I miss living in Britain :(
cogs
This and the legendary explosive diarrhea greentext are probably my two favorite memories here. Those and most any Ken M dump.
IHateTheLotOfYou
Amir sounds like a modern day CMOT Dibbler
idlechatter
I'll have you know I'm very good at holding my breath.
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idlechatter
I'm of Eastern European descent. I'm more likely to be the one doing the mincing.
meriware
This really felt like a spicier version of Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler to me.
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fyndir
I feel like his main objection would be the permanency of the rotary appliance for the meat. Sausages and buns are far more portable.
InsanityCrab
Our local Kababist was a master, but he got delusions of grandeur and went on to open a Kebab restaurant which tanked. No one sits in!
Gianttesticlemonster
If its questionable food that gives you the shits you are after. Perogie cart. If you want to know what angels taste like. Any poutiniere.
Raskull
Poutine ❤
artemizer
He might have copied it from Ali Wong baby cobra special
CaptEgDiggles
This is correct
ZeRootOfAllEvil
@Greythetick Hope you're getting royalties
cinderhellafine
@JEllyFuckingBeans
DaveB63
There's basically two ways to finish up a session down the pub... Either "I could murder a curry" or "Who wants a kebab?"
MrWoodchip
This reads like a Warren Ellis comic. This is a good thing.
Blackistan
it's come to a point where I click 'random' and know I'll see the kebob pic ...
bananafoen
That's the guy from critical miss
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
As a Scottish girl a years of drunken kebab experience I can confirm this story 100%
Almightycatofdoom
And now, I want kebab.
LifeOfCray
Brittish kebab tastes like shit. Source: Had the misfortune of living in the UK.
fuckpuffins
LIES. Canadian keebob places are where the Shart originated.
BalkanDude
NotAnIroningBoard
Can confirm, this is every, EVERY night out in the U.K.
CaptJYossarian
Slow clap...
RektanglesForEveryone
Memories, so many memories
skepticalspectacle
Sorry UK but French kebab is better
Mackwop
Hahahahahahahaha - Sweden
bobslydell
Well, any kebab is better. Isn't that the point here?
skepticalspectacle
you got me there
TeardropIvy25
I've seen this a dozen times and laugh just as hard now as I did the first time
LordOfTheDownvotes
I can't believe that I am sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.
StanislastheManislas
As a Brit, can confirm 100 fucking percent.
Blamblam101
In Georgia, USA we'd go to Waffle House for 3am Patty Melts.
WellWellWellIDontKnowWhatToFapToNow
Native Georgian here, can confirm. Shit ain't good if the cook wasn't outside smoking when you pulled up. I can still taste the ashes.
jeezorthemighty
Remember, its not a proper waffle house unless you smell meth!
StaringAtSidewalks
In Canada we go to McDonalds. And honestly I have never been sober while eating it.
FelixTheAnimator
'Round here you 'end up' at Denny's.
Cyberwere
New England?
FelixTheAnimator
East Texas... last time I saw a waffle house was in Dallas.
Delathi
Advertising pitch : "Denny's, because we're open!"
Stephie0020
In NY we have dinners with booths made of timbs. Deadass.
memepolice420
Timbs?
Stephie0020
Timberlands smh
memepolice420
Timberlands?