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Carrot Calligraphy
May 6, 2016 5:57 AM
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mrstaufikhsb
Why?
BobLowe
This has been my favorite thing on imgur to far today.
ShaunDreclin
y tho
aidanthib
I can't write that well with a pen
gardenvegetables
NICE!
Kyrian
Currut
Sparkles42
Weird how changing the "brush" changes the handwriting!
Haiakuma
Now let's see it with a cauliflower
TheAnimal217
Ah yes, number 4. A delicious _][=|.
IMostlyPostDogs
That chili pepper looks kinda Ralph Steadman-ish
PeteVenkmann
I can't even do this shit with a normal fucking pen.
veganoverlord
over 9000 Vegan
HamRoll
Step on. Be good at calligraphy before trying with vegetables
thavage
I didn't notice he was using vegetables until the last gif. Fml.
Whythehellwouldijointhissite
If only he could write with a banana. I have no idea how large this text is.
vernyak
that's a she
ThisIsALovelyRoomOfDeath
While impressive, this seems like some hipster ass bullshit.
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commissionerofbuttstuff
Maybe if we get this upvoted enough hipsters might use more dangerous writing utensils
the12thletter
y tho
h2g2
The "Asparagus" one reminded me of Alan Rickman saying "Expelliarmus"
TheTrueNorthStrongAndFreezing
Of course broccoli is the worst.
HamRoll
Asparagus looks worse
Hazzard777
Now I want asparagus juice
rubbarz
Its kinda cheating if you shape the vegetable with a knife
Teh4ChanHacker
Why not just buy a calligraphy pen and some nibs?
puppup124
Shit we do when we got so much food around and kids are going hungry.
3dartwork
Really anything can be used as a pen if you just put ink on it and have a big enough sheet of paper.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I can't even read my 14 yo's handwriting when he uses normal writing instruments.
DaintyWarrior
But why?
JapaneseStudentTadashii
https://67.media.tumblr.com/5326a64442314f7438f4302ae7e586be/tumblr_mkwvx3W0BR1r3es9po1_500.jpg
Riouxen
.... I would totally download these as font sets.
FIFTHandLASTaccount
I know a guy who paints with his dick.
abidelunacy
probably paints locket portraits
discclaimer
Is the canvas your face?
lonewandererofny
He painted the logo of my dads firehouse in the Bronx and they have it hanging up so everyone can see when they come in.
Somemufukinasian
I know a guy who dicks his paint
NipsInTheBlender
Using a syringe full of paint?
greeneyesandshirt
I know a chick who paints with her dick.
sendnudesnotdudes
Dickasso.
echokirstne
I know a girl who paints with dicks. Don't ask questions.
CaptainFellatio
Dicktation?
iAmNature
I also know a guy who paints with his dick.
ThatGuy2709
Prickasso?
SayWhat1moreTimeIdareYouIdoubledareYou
Dickbutto?
codyzon2
I wonder how many people thinks this is a pun.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
It kinda is, but it's also the name he really uses for his art
Thedailywumbo
You, I like you
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
THAT IS LEGITAMATELY HIS NAME
MaybeIamaLion
Username checks out :D.
AdeptusCannibus
All he does is whitewash things.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Link
thestarshiptrooper
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9gg1Cm5WstI
Bramskebab
Risky click of the day
SirMisterDudeBroPhD
worth it!
thestarshiptrooper
There's also a girl who makes art by squeezing paint eggs out of her vagina
ichbinfrederik
I know a guy who paints his dick
podunkpfunk
I know a guy who paints
bedlion
I know a guy who is a dick.
confusedsquirrel
I know a guy
BellyRubMe
I know a dick
IDoNotBelieveYou
I know, dick.
Metempiric
What's the fourth one?
HokieCharles
I found the video; it's Lemon Grass! That's an "L"; I have no idea why he didn't write the rest of it out. http://tinyurl.com/p5nuk2o
MagnusMan
That's what I want to know as well... Looks like a green onion.
HamRoll
Lemongrass?
onethousandblankets
http://leekspin.com/
acinonyxjubatus
I think it's a small leek, hence the fancy L
sirbart
OH I thought that was a C!
MOTHERFUCKINGJUDAS
I thought it was an H
iwantacorgi
Thought it was lemongrass
25schmeckles
They really went all out with the fancy text and then half assed it, I have never been so excited to see the word LEEK written. So let down.
CreativeWritingJudge
Spring onion :)
kalasoittaja
Hallöchen
Metempiric
Thanks! Er, what did he write with it?
CreativeWritingJudge
...a "C"? Too fancy to tell!
ParappaTheVelociraptor
He was writing an L, for leek.