TEXAGURIAN
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My airport of 2 years left to spend time with its family last week. While it was gone, I thought I would update its PC for it since it hasn't had the time to do it. Turns out it left the messages with the guy it was seeing on the side up so that was the first thing I saw. I got all of its things packed while it was away and waited. Yesterday it called me from the girlfriend asking where I was and why I wasn't there to pick it up. I told it I must have gotten confused and couldn't remember which of its boyfriends was supposed to pick it up. To shorten up a shitty conversation, we decided it should leave and one of its friends met it here to help gather its things and leave. This blows.
BadPunCentral
May your airport Pest. In. Reece
Intrusting
I wonder, if you hadn't looked through her computer would she have ever told you?
nerdybluegirl
I am not here to tell you all that sappy shit, but 1+ for username. That is all.
Imnotu
I might want some of what he's having.... Then again maybe not.
Flygonite
Took me a minute... got the reference! Way to go OP
thatoneyanderezelda
Peace rest in
Sionas
This response to post other day yes?
eatchocolate
I didn't get the reference :/
cursedTinker
Can someone explain the joke? Not for a friend, for me.
DoctorDelta
jencarcoo
I understood this reference!
StonesCrossRoads
I always hate when this shit comes up and everyone says "durrrrrr I get the reference" but doesn't link or explain.
programmatically
in congudrd
Soddo
put itching powder in her bags
RobertEmmet
Sorry they betrayed you. I hope you have a lot of good things show up in your life in the next several months.
MrToday
Something something baggage, something something emotional luggage
ElleriaPlays
Something something +1
IWouldLickThat
This was good... although I'm concerned you may be having a stroke.
NivalisAngelus
I understand you think it was good.. But would you lick it?
LumpinSpacePrincess
This made me laugh more than I have in a while
tattedwill
I agree...OP do you smell toast?
forthewicked
Aphasia!
blitz220
Idontknowwatiexpected
James bonk is having a stronk
thegirlwiththeelfears
Call the bondulance
TEXAGURIAN
I'm golf, I don't play sorry.
MrMince
Inspecter calls?
TheLetterKay
That's a shame, Sorry is a fun game.
IWouldLickThat
Superb. Imgur actually made me laugh today! :)
TEXAGURIAN
Sorry, I have a boyfriend *holds ice cream tub closer*
explodjunk
Stop it! Stop it!
TheManSpider
Iwantb00bs
As stood as this is . I get the reference
anonymousfoxymous
BigBirdsBrownCrustyAsshole
. for info on the reference
Dayummmmmm
I don't get it
TEXAGURIAN
It's people like you that are why I shit post on Thanksgiving
r0bber
pandorasshitbox
Reference?
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
A Guy posted this exact thing but with airport and girlfriend around the other way. I enjoyed this one more.
vondruke
it's like a reverse romantic comedy.. you dump her at the airport... er.. it at the girlfriend...
Machi4vel
There are more plane in the see than submarine in the sky
BlackAndRedBeard
Soon well get
TEXAGURIAN
*wipes eyes from tears* you thank
Draegos1
Scusername
You updated her PC? She did not deserve you. Go get yourself an airport who cares!
TEXAGURIAN
*it
TEXAGURIAN
*it
TrustMeImABassist
How high are you?
Nimin
Yes
itishim
*"Hi, how are you?"
crashmcleroy
6'1"
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
No, officer, it's "hi, how are you".
GarrettMcGuide
Yes
PhloydPhan
Given the circumstances, OP seems to be just high enough.
SunnyDayRealEstate
I'm pretty good, what about you?
TrustMeImABassist
6'
TEXAGURIAN
Pretty low because I lost my airport.
Vault101survivor
People like you are the reason I come to imgur.
Lurch1911
You missed the chance to say: 'bout tree fiddy
qussow
You may have lost an airport, but you've gained a more profound sense of your own inner submersible. So you've got that going for you.
linustheman
Did you make that post in the hopes someone would comment this so you could make that epic joke? If so
sum1ne1
GarrettMcGuide
Yes
HolyyDiverrr
No gandalf, it's, "hi, how are you".
Sirwonkawonka
Yes
eromitlab
tacos