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HodgeNPodge
I can't believe I'm favoriting this...
JackCole1023
Wow i just spent 5 miniutes scrolling throuhht dat
InformalProof
Reminds me of the scene fron I Am Legend where Will Smith is reciting shrek word for word in the safe house
Chikkuri
Scrolled through the bottom, was expecting Cera
cormwallace
Holy shit this is nuts. Im favoriting but im not happy about it.
paintbrushbloodlust
Why would you upload the Shrek script in its entirety?
legitchrispratt
Why does reading this make me want to rewatch this movie I've seen entirely too many times?
zenoshogun
I really didn't expect those two middle pages to be a huge dickbutt ascii art.
ChestHare
I don't have the heart to even see if that's true
saikaici
2 Days later... I finished it. Why? Because I can.
But4y
Had to reopen the imgur app twice because the size kept making it crash... ☑️Shrekt
Carlisntreallythatbadofaguy
Should get a beast phone with 4 gigs of RAM goodness
strayaproblems
Same bruh
ajlech14
And I still don't know what I'm doing in his swamp
Twinklepot
*this
BedsideTiger
Its all ogre now...
Diablo72908
Is this really three WHOLE script? I was expecting a joke! Pretty kewl, though
JorgenVonStranglesThrobbingErection
I did It! I read the whole thing!
xybolt
wittyusernamefourhundredandseventyeight
Shrek was based on a book?!
demaniak
Most things are
BarbaryLionforContinuitysSake
It was my favorite book when I was a kid, got so excited when it became a movie...Then spent the rest of my childhood convincing people 2/?
It was an actual book... Gosh darn Willem Steig, getting banned from school libraries...
NekoMiko06
His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together.
mrkrinpets
How the hell did you find the entire script to shrek? Where can I acquire this?
Arxcervus
Awesome. Didn't know some of this was said in the movie. The song in the beginning though https://youtu.be/Uo2SNtFofWI
callmestabby
tl;dr
Truckin
No tldr; ?
angrykhan
I'll just leave this here... https://youtu.be/IPVwtCqojVw
teenageasshat
Literally the best thing I've seen on this site.
FarNorthFarLeft
I like reading screen plays. While reading them I wonder what exactly the actors saw/felt that made them want to be part of it. Yes, money.
By the time he toddled, Shrek could spit flame a full ninety-nine yards and vent smoke from either ear.
With just a look he cowed the reptiles in the swamp. Any snake dumb enough to bite him instantly got convulsions and died.
DavidWentworthart
That was quite the shrektacle.
tjaymyers
What's sad is when I was a kid I had this entire script memorized. I still have the voices down though.
Cubby1313
And now NBC Universal owns it :)
IndianSpongebob
Username doesn't check out.
manic404
Whaleporn?
BearableCookie
I hate you. :)
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
You think I won't scroll back up and look?
VolunteerForSnuSnu
But title does tho
DubSackDave
Dude.. you're gonna make me scroll to the top now?!
Yes, he is an ogre
zorbivore
It's says whaleporn for those who are too lazy
MrGoombah
You da real mvp
ChipButty
Thank God for the "Home" key on the keyboard...
NirvanaNik
RIP Chris Farley
LadyIgnite
I feel the scenes they were able to make with him were scary beautiful and dark
They were. I do prefer the Mike Myers version. But I love Chris Farley!
HraHaalari
Hi guys!! This was the first time i used the jump to comments function.
HobbsBaranov
Same
ohmanohman
As did i
Baja2185
Yup. Now I know why it's there
KeeleonOhms
Everytime I see it I think it says "jump to conclusions". Which really isn't that far off.
stephenatwood
Honestly, same!
Ceramia
DAMNIT THAT WAS MY CHANCE AND I BLEW IT.
Superbeefus
The what?!?!?!?!
mineovermatter
Me too! Holy reguritation post, Batman!
Nasislike
FUUUUUUCK! I always hit that button by accident and now I was scrolling for years like a DUMBASS :'(
ValoSaurusRex
IDownvoteYourShit
Hello, is this the meeting of the "first time using the jump to comments button" or is it ogre now?
GrimmsWolf
Hiya! Tracer here!
Leozas
Cahvereees 'er luv!
OmnibusLatinName
How?!?! Tellmerightnowgoddammit! Lemme guess, only for mobile.
mot2fast4youimnotingoodshape
i was the stupid guy that forgot it
ThisBeatIsBonkers
Hello. Fellow jumper here
Toastergeist
Makes me think of that Hayden Christiansen movie.
GrammarSocialist
Samesies
SpiffiestJester
Lol. ME too.
amirelevant
Yup
capnfudgemuffin
Same.
Taintasaur
Same! Lol
TielKiri
Whoa, I didn't know that was a thing! Cool!
Bergeldergle
Yup. First time as well. Hi everyone, and holy hell what a long post 0.0
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
And it won't be the last
orenishii00
Me 2 and it crashed 3x. I'm not exaggerating.
GQBound
JailNurse13
Me too!
LoucasPantelides
Why...why didn't I...soonofabitch!
GameSpriter
I feel your pain
SpecialEdForces
Gimme a drink?
yamiseirei
There are DOZENS of us
rtillerson1
WaygookInKorea
Made the jump myself for the first time!
TitsMcGregor
Well, fuck.
HPXX
Ditto!
iamthatsecondmouse
Me too! We're in a club!
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Uhh... how do you do that?
Kayayayaya
Grab bar on side of browser -> Pull it down. Congratulations, you made it.
Works on mobile. Scroll down vigorously enough the button will appear at the bottom of the screen.
Thanks for answer, I only use PC for imgur though.
Eonymia
Scroll down a bit, and buttons will appear top right
cleverbeans
Now I just keep scrolling up and clicking it. There goes my afternoon I guess.
ninjagaidensigma
That's hot.
HodgeNPodge
I can't believe I'm favoriting this...
JackCole1023
Wow i just spent 5 miniutes scrolling throuhht dat
InformalProof
Reminds me of the scene fron I Am Legend where Will Smith is reciting shrek word for word in the safe house
Chikkuri
Scrolled through the bottom, was expecting Cera
cormwallace
Holy shit this is nuts. Im favoriting but im not happy about it.
paintbrushbloodlust
Why would you upload the Shrek script in its entirety?
legitchrispratt
Why does reading this make me want to rewatch this movie I've seen entirely too many times?
zenoshogun
I really didn't expect those two middle pages to be a huge dickbutt ascii art.
ChestHare
I don't have the heart to even see if that's true
saikaici
2 Days later... I finished it. Why? Because I can.
But4y
Had to reopen the imgur app twice because the size kept making it crash... ☑️Shrekt
Carlisntreallythatbadofaguy
Should get a beast phone with 4 gigs of RAM goodness
strayaproblems
Same bruh
ajlech14
And I still don't know what I'm doing in his swamp
Twinklepot
*this
BedsideTiger
Its all ogre now...
Diablo72908
Is this really three WHOLE script? I was expecting a joke! Pretty kewl, though
JorgenVonStranglesThrobbingErection
I did It! I read the whole thing!
xybolt
wittyusernamefourhundredandseventyeight
Shrek was based on a book?!
demaniak
Most things are
BarbaryLionforContinuitysSake
It was my favorite book when I was a kid, got so excited when it became a movie...Then spent the rest of my childhood convincing people 2/?
BarbaryLionforContinuitysSake
It was an actual book... Gosh darn Willem Steig, getting banned from school libraries...
NekoMiko06
His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together.
mrkrinpets
How the hell did you find the entire script to shrek? Where can I acquire this?
Arxcervus
Awesome. Didn't know some of this was said in the movie. The song in the beginning though https://youtu.be/Uo2SNtFofWI
callmestabby
tl;dr
Truckin
No tldr; ?
angrykhan
I'll just leave this here... https://youtu.be/IPVwtCqojVw
teenageasshat
Literally the best thing I've seen on this site.
FarNorthFarLeft
I like reading screen plays. While reading them I wonder what exactly the actors saw/felt that made them want to be part of it. Yes, money.
NekoMiko06
His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together.
NekoMiko06
By the time he toddled, Shrek could spit flame a full ninety-nine yards and vent smoke from either ear.
NekoMiko06
With just a look he cowed the reptiles in the swamp. Any snake dumb enough to bite him instantly got convulsions and died.
DavidWentworthart
That was quite the shrektacle.
tjaymyers
What's sad is when I was a kid I had this entire script memorized. I still have the voices down though.
Cubby1313
And now NBC Universal owns it :)
IndianSpongebob
Username doesn't check out.
manic404
Whaleporn?
BearableCookie
I hate you. :)
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
You think I won't scroll back up and look?
VolunteerForSnuSnu
But title does tho
DubSackDave
Dude.. you're gonna make me scroll to the top now?!
Twinklepot
Yes, he is an ogre
zorbivore
It's says whaleporn for those who are too lazy
MrGoombah
You da real mvp
ChipButty
Thank God for the "Home" key on the keyboard...
DavidWentworthart
That was quite the shrektacle.
NirvanaNik
RIP Chris Farley
LadyIgnite
I feel the scenes they were able to make with him were scary beautiful and dark
NirvanaNik
They were. I do prefer the Mike Myers version. But I love Chris Farley!
HraHaalari
Hi guys!! This was the first time i used the jump to comments function.
HobbsBaranov
Same
ohmanohman
As did i
Baja2185
Yup. Now I know why it's there
KeeleonOhms
Everytime I see it I think it says "jump to conclusions". Which really isn't that far off.
stephenatwood
Honestly, same!
Ceramia
DAMNIT THAT WAS MY CHANCE AND I BLEW IT.
Superbeefus
The what?!?!?!?!
mineovermatter
Me too! Holy reguritation post, Batman!
Nasislike
FUUUUUUCK! I always hit that button by accident and now I was scrolling for years like a DUMBASS :'(
ValoSaurusRex
Same
IDownvoteYourShit
Hello, is this the meeting of the "first time using the jump to comments button" or is it ogre now?
GrimmsWolf
Hiya! Tracer here!
Leozas
Cahvereees 'er luv!
OmnibusLatinName
How?!?! Tellmerightnowgoddammit! Lemme guess, only for mobile.
mot2fast4youimnotingoodshape
i was the stupid guy that forgot it
ThisBeatIsBonkers
Hello. Fellow jumper here
Toastergeist
Makes me think of that Hayden Christiansen movie.
GrammarSocialist
Samesies
SpiffiestJester
Lol. ME too.
amirelevant
Yup
capnfudgemuffin
Same.
Taintasaur
Same! Lol
TielKiri
Whoa, I didn't know that was a thing! Cool!
Bergeldergle
Yup. First time as well. Hi everyone, and holy hell what a long post 0.0
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
And it won't be the last
orenishii00
Me 2 and it crashed 3x. I'm not exaggerating.
GQBound
Same
JailNurse13
Me too!
LoucasPantelides
Me too!
manic404
Why...why didn't I...soonofabitch!
GameSpriter
I feel your pain
SpecialEdForces
Gimme a drink?
yamiseirei
There are DOZENS of us
rtillerson1
Same
WaygookInKorea
Made the jump myself for the first time!
TitsMcGregor
Well, fuck.
HPXX
Ditto!
iamthatsecondmouse
Me too! We're in a club!
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Uhh... how do you do that?
Kayayayaya
Grab bar on side of browser -> Pull it down. Congratulations, you made it.
HraHaalari
Works on mobile. Scroll down vigorously enough the button will appear at the bottom of the screen.
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
Thanks for answer, I only use PC for imgur though.
Eonymia
Scroll down a bit, and buttons will appear top right
cleverbeans
Now I just keep scrolling up and clicking it. There goes my afternoon I guess.
ninjagaidensigma
That's hot.